Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

You would think Sterling would be chomping at the bit to sign a new K with his 7 children.

How does that work over there, the child support etc.?

And papers really have to stop with the, "so-and-so club is monitoring the situation" They act like they are KGB or something.

 

[yoyoyo1]

of all teams to stop millionarios its the anti-football horrible tigre? sao paulo gonna sweep the floor with them, 3-0 aggregate at least

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

FIFA 13 statistics that you were never meant to see.

Digao FIFA 13 statistics:

Heading accuracy: 74
Lives vicariously through brother: 94
Strength: 64
Tactical awareness: 12
Mistaken for Kaka: 99
Autograph proficiency: -2
Knowledge of NY subway lines: 75
Penchant for own goals: 87
Studio Apartment: 91
Pace: 54

Philippe Mexes

Acceleration: 34
Ponytail at the beach: 94
Tanning lotion: 99
Bicycle kicks: 85
Knowledge of Eastern European DJ's: 88
Injury resistance: 49
Full acceleration at red light: 99
Sunburn: 84
Insults to Bojan: 91
Designer belts: 95

Alexandre Pato FIFA 13 statistics:

Injury resistance: -17
Nights out with Ronaldinho: 90
Shot accuracy: 81
Fondling of Barbara: 91
Treatment table: 95
Long balls: 61
Fantasy football importance: 0
Opening day facial Acne: 89
Pace: 92
Insults received from Ibra: 99

 

[Capitol]

"Opening day facial acne"

 

[Yayo Toure]

Platini against Manchester City & PSG spending sprees - Goal.com

no mention of Chelsea? Zenit? Anzhi?

 

[yoyoyo1]

Digao, literally the only time he saw the pitch was the last 3 minutes of the match when we were going to be eliminated and needed to stick a tall guy up front

and he almost scored too

 

[mastermind]

Photo by badgalriri • Instagram

 

[yoyoyo1]

anyone see the mexican final 1st leg? xolos win 2-1, not bad.

tijuanamerica bout to take the title on sunday

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Photo by badgalriri • Instagram

Got them mad as fukk

Rihanna

I'd pipe and not choke her out

 

[mastermind]

Got them mad as fukk

Rihanna

I'd pipe and not choke her out

you're on your own there

she the type that wants that.




People are so mad on twitter right now
#teambreezy

 

[Capitol]

Rihanna seems like the type of girl that wants you to smack her, choke her, out and piss in her mouth when you're done. She doesn't care

 

[KOTK]

Rihanna seems like the type of girl that wants you to smack her, choke her, out and piss in her mouth when you're done. She doesn't care

What gives you that impression

 

[Roaden Polynice]

She wrote that one song...what's it called...oh yeah S&M

Oddly enough I was reading the wikipedia page for "we Found Love" a couple of days ago, my fave part

The song's lyrics speak of a couple who finds love in a hopeless place.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I don't understand why people in TLR are so up in arms about the Gay History class...

Sounds like an easy A

 

[Gilver]

Who IS @Sierra Mist though?

Genuine question.