Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

GOAT left your squad which has been trash since and went on to bigger things while Man U fighting for CL spots

Take this basic bytch banter back to main coli area my friend.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Really ?! PSG even gets to make a profit on him lmao

Leonardo even said they still owe money to Monaco for him.

 

[Lakerman0834]

Take this basic bytch banter back to main coli area my friend.

you are the one that started calling him names like main coli.

How Many CL titles and league titles for CR since 2012 and how many for Man U habibi

 

[Gilver]

you are the one that started calling him names like main coli.

How Many CL titles and league titles for CR since 2012 and how many for Man U habibi

He’s got us beat in every area tbf, especially rape.

Ronaldo rapes: 1
Man Utd rapes: 0

GOAT rapist

 

[Liu Kang]

Leonardo even said they still owe money to Monaco for him.

Except ego, I see no other reason for not selling. Mbappé has shown no sign of wanting to continue, it makes no sense to keep trying to keep him.

So Nasser, take the cash and splash it on Cristiano before City finalizes the deal. The streets want Messi and Ronaldo in the same team

 

[Lakerman0834]

Except ego, I see no other reason for not selling. Mbappé has shown no sign of wanting to continue, it makes no sense to keep trying to keep him.

So Nasser, take the cash and splash it on Cristiano before City finalizes the deal. The streets want Messi and Ronaldo in the same team

Madrid is just impatient and dumb or gettig pressure from La Liga and ESPN to bring in a super star. Why not just wait 9 months get him for free and spend the money on Haaland?

 

[phillycavsfan]

Mendy fukked up major. 4 counts of rape and 1 count of sexual assault

 

[Liu Kang]

Madrid is just impatient and dumb or gettig pressure from La Liga and ESPN to bring in a super star. Why not just wait 9 months get him for free and spend the money on Haaland?

Because without Messi, La Liga has no super star, you said it.

 

[Gilver]

Mendy fukked up major. 4 counts of rape and 1 count of sexual assault

Now it all makes sense, Ronaldo wants to be with like-minded people.

 

[Montez]

What's going on in the northwest?

 

[BobbyBooshay]

Rape charge, not accused

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Mendy fukked up major. 4 counts of rape and 1 count of sexual assault

Benrapin Mendy

 

[Gilver]

What's going on in the northwest?

Whoa there, replace north west with 'City'

Mendy a rapist, signing another rapist in Ronaldo, protecting child molesters back in the day.

What an abhorrent club.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

What's going on in the northwest?

Lets go over to our Northwest England correspondent @Gilver for more details.

 

[African_brehda]

Cancelo, Mendy and De Bruyne spamming crosses into the box