Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

Need a newcastle win tonight, if they lose they'll probably just roll over v city.

 

[SCORCH]

Dan Walker ‏ @danwalkerbbc
Apparently Didier Drogba is going on the Graham Norton show this weekend. What a booking that is!

Interesting team tonight, clearly saving some for the weekend. No Mata so we're gonna struggle to create many chances.

 

[KOTK]

New forum, same Cisse.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

New forum, same Cisse.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

How many pens is that for Messi now hes scored? I thought Ibra was bad. lulz that Messi couldnt get it done when it really mattered

 

[KOTK]

I'm so late on the Bird On A Wire instrumental.

 

[SCORCH]

New forum, same Cisse.

Stunning goal tbf.

They deserve to be up, we're playing like absolute shyt. Hope we can salvage a draw.

 

[PYRRHUS 88]

I'm so late on the Bird On A Wire instrumental.

Riff Raff's verse was tho

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Mikel bow the fukk outta Tiote

 

[SCORCH]

Tiote is going off with a serious looking head injury.

He elbowed Mikel in the face after a loose ball and then Mikel caught him back a few minutes later going up for a header. Both of them knew what they were doing each time.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Obi John gettin banned for the rest of the season and acouple of games into the next one

 

[FloorGeneral]

Yo...I think Cisse is an alien. Dude cannot be human.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Cisse the fukkin gawd

 

[mastermind]

Cisse

 

[FutureGOAT]

Cisse

God Damn