I think they have some safari places near Jozi but if you want to do THE safari its like a 6 hour drive from there, its called Kruger national park. How many days are you going? If you not going for a long time might want to just stick to one place. I prefer the nightlife in Jozi to Capetown but you probably need to know somebody who lives there to find good places to go. Really you probably need somebody who lives in Jozi to have a good time, I don't remember it being touristy. I knew people who lived there so I had a great time. One of the best places I've been.
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I think they have some safari places near Jozi but if you want to do THE safari its like a 6 hour drive from there, its called Kruger national park. How many days are you going? If you not going for a long time might want to just stick to one place. I prefer the nightlife in Jozi to Capetown but you probably need to know somebody who lives there to find good places to go. Really you probably need somebody who lives in Jozi to have a good time, I don't remember it being touristy. I knew people who lived there so I had a great time. One of the best places I've been.
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Just read thru my thread.
R.E.N. Spells Ren
Veteran
lol
Got another criuse lined up for December
Half moon cay
Grand Cayman
Cozumel
Key west
Probably going to spend another week in Cozumel next April using work travel points
got enough to cover the flight and the hotel!
only have to worry about food
Half moon cay
Grand Cayman
Cozumel
Key west
Probably going to spend another week in Cozumel next April using work travel points
got enough to cover the flight and the hotel!
only have to worry about food
OfTheCross
Veteran
I'm tryna plan a trip to Europe at the moment...any tips or nice places y'all enjoyed?
OfTheCross
Veteran
Something light to start off the year
Pari
Eat the booty like groceries?
My living room
Are all of those pics in Paris? Some of them look like Italy to me
So how was it, breh?
theoretic
All Star
My brother about to go out in this world and teach these infidels the low post game.
19 years from now the half South African Theoretic Jr. will go 1 in the draft. Good shyt my breh, all jokes aside I'd rep you if I could.
The Motherland is most definitely on the bucket list. My first trip abroad though had to be Japan. I've been learning Japanese for my work and met a Japanese shorty online in the process. She let me stay at her spot for a week.
Four days in Tokyo and two days in Kyoto.
Positives
- Food
I had ramen and curry for the first time.
Ate a fish called hamo while in kyoto. shyt was on point.- Bidet
I have seen the light. shyt was glorious.
The first time I used it, I kept wiping my ass afterwards ( 
) wondering where the shyt residue was. 
I'll be ordering a bidet attachment for my toilet as soon as possible. From now on, any toilet I see without a bidet is getting the 
face from me.- temples
Pretty damn cool. Can't really elaborate on it.
Negatives
- food
The first thing I ate when I got to my shorty's spot was octopus.
I shouldn't have leaned into that shyt. My digestive system wasn't ready. 
A negus had the squirts for a couple of days. But once I bounced back from the IR, it was smooth sailing.- the stares
Honestly, I really wasn't tripping off the stares. Going into it, I knew I would get them. There are several reasons why you would get stared at in Japan, and unfortunately, I checked a few boxes. 1) non east asian appearance 2) black 3) 6'6" 4) japanese shorty on the arm. For the most part, the stares were harmless. People just a little startled to see a 6'6" negus on the block.
It was a couple of times where I felt like some bammas were mean mugging, but them little ass nikkas ain't phase me. 
- the plane ride
It's hard being 6'6" in economy.
Overall, I had a pretty good time. I'll post some pictures later, but my photography game is pretty weak.
The Motherland is most definitely on the bucket list. My first trip abroad though had to be Japan. I've been learning Japanese for my work and met a Japanese shorty online in the process. She let me stay at her spot for a week.
Four days in Tokyo and two days in Kyoto.
Positives
- Food
I had ramen and curry for the first time.
- Bidet
I have seen the light. shyt was glorious.
- temples
Pretty damn cool. Can't really elaborate on it.
Negatives
- food
The first thing I ate when I got to my shorty's spot was octopus.
- the stares
Honestly, I really wasn't tripping off the stares. Going into it, I knew I would get them. There are several reasons why you would get stared at in Japan, and unfortunately, I checked a few boxes. 1) non east asian appearance 2) black 3) 6'6" 4) japanese shorty on the arm. For the most part, the stares were harmless. People just a little startled to see a 6'6" negus on the block.
- the plane ride
It's hard being 6'6" in economy.
Overall, I had a pretty good time. I'll post some pictures later, but my photography game is pretty weak.
My brother out here pipe lining international chicks on his first go round, talking to them before you even get there.....I need a moment
We got a bidet, once you experience the glory of them you can't go back to the savagery of toilet paper
I never been to Japan, maybe I'll go someday in the future, they definitely need to learn the ways of the post, you gave them a sample but they are so far behind they need as many disciples over there as possible.theoretic
All Star
My brother out here pipe lining international chicks on his first go round, talking to them before you even get there.....I need a moment
We got a bidet, once you experience the glory of them you can't go back to the savagery of toilet paper
I don't think I saw a basketball court the entire time I was there.
They can be a great people, brother... they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way.
I don't think I saw a basketball court the entire time I was there.
They can be a great people, brother... they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way.
Where will you take your teachings next?
My brother out here pipe lining international chicks on his first go round, talking to them before you even get there.....I need a moment
We got a bidet, once you experience the glory of them you can't go back to the savagery of toilet paper
I feel ignorant as hell, why is this bidet thing so amazing
I just googled what it is but maybe i'm missing something
I feel ignorant as hell, why is this bidet thing so amazing
I just googled what it is but maybe i'm missing something
It's like being born again, you always feel clean as can be, it's amazing breh.
By the way, I seen something far worse than Salvador + Pasty.
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Who's been to Italy? Specifically Rome and the northern regions like Venice/Milian/etc... Only part I've been to was Sicily and that was miserable (weather was shytty the entire time).
Been to Venice and Rome [and Florence].
Florence has two great art galleries with some world famous works and is good to hang out in at night. But apart from that I didn't find it particularly compelling.
Rome is great for the history. Vatican. Vatican museum. Coliseum. Plus lots more locations. It's a huge city so you might need a few days there to take it all in.
Venice. Is truly amazing. Most amazing tourist destination I've ever been to. Just very very picturesque. Like a painting. You have to see it to understand. Take your girl there. She'll love you forever.
Food is great throughout. Girls are pretty. Good wine. Good ice cream. Easy enough to find your way around.
Did the hostel thing. Cheap. Get to meet a new people. Lots of student backpackers.