Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Jello Biafra]

I watched a grip of movies yesterday.

THE PLATFORM
This was surprisingly good because I was expecting it to be a CUBE knockoff but it is grim and brutal and dives into issues pertaining to class castes and the human condition.
I give it 3 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

AMONG THE LIVING
The premise was interesting (a bunch of kids stumble upon a serial killer's lair) but the execution was ass. It was all just so French which makes sense because it was a French film but the Frenchiness was just too much.
I give it 1 out 4 Barbara Cramptons:

WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS
I enjoyed this one. I liked all the actors involved and mix of humor/horror was done well.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

PORNO
Another one that I enjoyed that was a nice mix of comedy and horror. The rules of the succubus kinda got away from the script a bit but it was still a fun watch.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

 

[BXKingPin82]

I watched a grip of movies yesterday.

THE PLATFORM
This was surprisingly good because I was expecting it to be a CUBE knockoff but it is grim and brutal and dives into issues pertaining to class castes and the human condition.
I give it 3 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

AMONG THE LIVING
The premise was interesting (a bunch of kids stumble upon a serial killer's lair) but the execution was ass. It was all just so French which makes sense because it was a French film but the Frenchiness was just too much.
I give it 1 out 4 Barbara Cramptons:

WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS
I enjoyed this one. I liked all the actors involved and mix of humor/horror was done well.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

PORNO
Another one that I enjoyed that was a nice mix of comedy and horror. The rules of the succubus kinda got away from the script a bit but it was still a fun watch.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

i seen that girl from BayWatch and True Detective is in this...




is
there

titties??

 

[Jello Biafra]

i seen that girl from BayWatch and True Detective is in this...




is
there

titties??

Nah, no nudity at all.
I don't think she whips the girls out as easily like she used to.
It's titties all over the place in PORNO though.

 

[MartyMcFly]

I watched a grip of movies yesterday.

THE PLATFORM
This was surprisingly good because I was expecting it to be a CUBE knockoff but it is grim and brutal and dives into issues pertaining to class castes and the human condition.
I give it 3 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

AMONG THE LIVING
The premise was interesting (a bunch of kids stumble upon a serial killer's lair) but the execution was ass. It was all just so French which makes sense because it was a French film but the Frenchiness was just too much.
I give it 1 out 4 Barbara Cramptons:

WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS
I enjoyed this one. I liked all the actors involved and mix of humor/horror was done well.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

PORNO
Another one that I enjoyed that was a nice mix of comedy and horror. The rules of the succubus kinda got away from the script a bit but it was still a fun watch.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

only 2 for we summon the darkness? That’s an easy 3.5 for me

 

[MartyMcFly]

Nah, no nudity at all.
I don't think she whips the girls out as easily like she used to.
It's titties all over the place in PORNO though.

I think she only did it for that one role. Other than that she’s clothed up even in baywatch, she wasn’t the eye candy

 

[Jello Biafra]

only 2 for we summon the darkness? That’s an easy 3.5 for me

There are no half-Barbara Cramptons!

 

[MartyMcFly]

There are no half-Barbara Cramptons!

Well then 3, dammit

 

[BXKingPin82]

Watching We Summon the Darkness.

Takes place in the 80s.

 

[BXKingPin82]

Old buddy like,
"Yall s3em like some nice girls."



"Thanks! Have a good one!"



Old dude,

"Them hoes gon die."

 

[BXKingPin82]

OH shyt!!

 

[MartyMcFly]

OH shyt!!

Was waiting for you to see the plot twist

 

[BXKingPin82]

Was waiting for you to see the plot twist

Just finished.
Thought it was dope.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I watched a grip of movies yesterday.

THE PLATFORM
This was surprisingly good because I was expecting it to be a CUBE knockoff but it is grim and brutal and dives into issues pertaining to class castes and the human condition.
I give it 3 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

AMONG THE LIVING
The premise was interesting (a bunch of kids stumble upon a serial killer's lair) but the execution was ass. It was all just so French which makes sense because it was a French film but the Frenchiness was just too much.
I give it 1 out 4 Barbara Cramptons:

WE SUMMON THE DARKNESS
I enjoyed this one. I liked all the actors involved and mix of humor/horror was done well.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

PORNO
Another one that I enjoyed that was a nice mix of comedy and horror. The rules of the succubus kinda got away from the script a bit but it was still a fun watch.
I give it 2 out of 4 Barbara Cramptons:

This.
I haven’t started reading and im already dying at the Crampton smiley

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I liked this movie!! But these studios aren’t slick putting out all these virus containing movies in the queue - amazing how horror movies lay out the chain of events thats happening right now. Movie was released in 2019, yet they talk about quarantine, isolation even down to the 100,000 infection rate and method of transmission just like the cdc stated for Covid

 

[MartyMcFly]

I liked this movie!! But these studios aren’t slick putting out all these virus containing movies in the queue - amazing how horror movies lay out the chain of events thats happening right now. Movie was released in 2019, yet they talk about quarantine, isolation even down to the 100,000 infection rate and method of transmission just like the cdc stated for Covid

Watch the original first.