Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[storyteller]

Between Urban Legend and Campfire Tales, all the stories I grew up getting told were covered.

 

[daemonova]

I was really excited for In A Violent Nature and I left the theater last night like

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I would break In A Violent Nature down as basically being:
60 minutes of the killer walking through the woods
20 minutes of kills (half of them pretty awesomely done)
10 minutes of a lady telling a story about her friend Bob being mauled by a bear

The dialogue is shyt but thats fine cause these the worst group of ppl ever, who brings two dykes to the woods, they can be dykes back in the city.

 

[LinusCaldwell]

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[daemonova]

 

[8WON6]

 

[Deltron]

i always confuse urban legend and the faculty

 

[Lootpack]

The dialogue is shyt but thats fine cause these the worst group of ppl ever, who brings two dykes to the woods, they can be dykes back in the city.

Gnarly kills and cheesy dialogue just like the F13 flicks. “Elevated” Friday the 13th could’ve used some titties though.

 

[8WON6]

In a Violent Nature was aight to me. Maybe people were saying it was so bad that it lowered my expectations or something.

 

[315]

In a Violent Nature was aight to me. Maybe people were saying it was so bad that it lowered my expectations or something.

shyt was a comedy

 

[Duke Dixon]

shyt was a comedy

Funniest part was when they ran into the ranger. He was acting like his bloodline and Johnny had an eternal beef. He was acting like he was Tommy Jervis' son in a F13th sequel after a soft reboot.

 

[Danie84]

The Slayer

...sometimes you just wanna see a cheesy non-acting 80s flick

I nominate this 99.cent bin dreck for the most zany-headless-FATLITY on a shoestring budget

 

[Danie84]

Between Urban Legend and Campfire Tales, all the stories I grew up getting told were covered.

When the chick untied the ribbon from her neck, and the true fate of those campers are revealed

 

[storyteller]

When the chick untied the ribbon from her neck, and the true fate of those campers are revealed

Absolute nightmare fuel to a younger me! Campfire tales is one of the most underrated anthologies for me.

 

[abominable1]

 

[storyteller]

A Quiet Place was a pleasant surprise for me. Having a character actively trying to get to Harlem for her favorite slice of pizze is an easy way to get me invested. But more importantly, Lupita BODIED her performance and the English dude did a great job too. Their on-screen chemistry and story really made it easy to root for the characters. I know we've seen a lot of "grief" themes in horror, but this one did it in a manner I found unique and enjoyable.

This also did a bit better than part two with the "ANY noise can get you killed."

On the scare level, it's just impossible for creature features to scare me these days. I give it props for a couple of jump scares that made theatre members scream out loud, but this one's more about the tension of seeing characters in peril that you don't want to die.

Is it a GREAT horror movie? Nah, I still think we're looking for that standout movie of 2024. But it's the best big budget horror of the year so far IMO...though the competition is pretty damned weak.