Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Flex Grossman]

Checked out a couple movies this week:

Candy Land
I loved this movie.
It was gritty, bloody, violent and grim yet also had a sweet charm to it.
I give 'Candy Land' 3.5 out of 4 Gun-Totin' Dr. Loomis'

There's Something Wrong With The Children
I enjoyed this one despite its flaws. I also thought there was something wrong with the creepy ass kids in this movie from the second they showed up on screen. I need to have a talk with someone involved with this movie about the character of Thomas though because I have so many questions.
I give 'There's Something Wrong With The Children' 3 out of 4 Gun-Totin' Dr. Loomis

Snow Falls
Absolute garbage. The idea that a bunch of aesthetically pleasant looking 20-somethings would go insane from hypothermia while being stuck in a big ass vacation home that lost power for like 24 hours is goofy as hell. Plus no one in this movie could act worth a damn.
I give 'Snow Falls' 0.5 out of 4 Gun-Totin' Dr. Loomis'

The Price We Pay
This one was OK. It's one of those "inspired by Hostel" types of movies only it's set on a fam in the American midwest and the sadistic crew is a weirdo family with an Australian grandpa, a naïve grandson and a giant grand-daughter who's ridiculous size is never explained by anyone in this damn movie.
I give 'The Price We Pay' 2.5 out 4 Gun Totin' Dr. Loomis'

Amber Alert
A found footage film that is basically 90 minutes of dumbass white people who don't know how to mind their business getting what usually happens to dumbass people who don't know how to mind their own business.
I give 'Amber Alert' 1 out of 4 Gun Totin' Dr. Loomis'

Good to have you back breh

 

[Jello Biafra]

Just watched “the offering” on vod was surprised there wasnt a thread for it, on here.

anybody else watch? I really liked it.

Somehow that one missed getting on my radar. I'm going to have to check it out.

 

[Jello Biafra]

THANK YOU!

risked Covid to see this bullshyt at the Alamo draft house off the strength of the weird a$$ trailer
I wanted to walk out after 30 minutes , but kept saying to myself , it can't be this bad , but it was.
Left the theater mad as fukk, my wife was laughing at me, I was complaining so much .


My cousin loves it, says its the atmosphere , man -
I was like what atmosphere, this movie was complete bullshyt. And i paid to see it.
he is also a Blair Witch fan, so that may have something to do with it.

Everyone who likes Skinamarink brings up the atmosphere yet cannot espouse that opinion any further than that.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Violent Night is on Peacock TV I finally get to watch this tonight

The Violent Night Peacock Streaming Release Date Set For Later This Week

Here comes Santa Claus.

www.gamespot.com

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

People are online actually bytching because Ghostface used a gun like there is a rulebook for what weapons horror movie slasher villains are allowed to use.

And this trailer has got my hopes up that Gale Weathers is going to be joining Dewey in The Upper Room.
Let's Gooooo!

—
So will Hayden P., but I’ll let you tell it -

Ghost face with a gun and Neve Campbell not returning- yeah it’s over for this franchise

 

[Lootpack]

People are online actually bytching because Ghostface used a gun like there is a rulebook for what weapons horror movie slasher villains are allowed to use.

And this trailer has got my hopes up that Gale Weathers is going to be joining Dewey in The Upper Room.
Let's Gooooo!

They’re probably the same ones who complained about Scream 5 being cookie-cutter and safe, like I don’t get it lol.

Last year it was “Change it up!!!”

This year it’s “What are they doing? Wes never did it this way.”

Love Wes, but he ain’t here anymore and one of the big reasons I’m all for this franchise being back is to see it try new things. Otherwise, I’d might as well just go back to watching 1 & 2.

 

[abominable1]

They’re probably the same ones who complained about Scream 5 being cookie-cutter and safe, like I don’t get it lol.

Last year it was “Change it up!!!”

This year it’s “What are they doing? Wes never did it this way.”

Love Wes, but he ain’t here anymore and one of the big reasons I’m all for this franchise being back is to see it try new things. Otherwise, I’d might as well just go back to watching 1 & 2.

My friend calls these people
fair weather purists

like, they say they are just hyped as fukk to get a sequel,
but then if one small change hits the screen while they watch , its this:

Got a story about the original Spider-man movie in theaters
Everyone was chill until Tobey shot the webs out his wrist
Some dude shouted out in the theater
"THIS IS BULLSHYT!!!"

Jumped up & grabbed his wife and 2 kids and stormed cussing out the theater,
because Spider- Man did not have web shooters.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

They’re probably the same ones who complained about Scream 5 being cookie-cutter and safe, like I don’t get it lol.

Last year it was “Change it up!!!”

This year it’s “What are they doing? Wes never did it this way.”

Love Wes, but he ain’t here anymore and one of the big reasons I’m all for this franchise being back is to see it try new things. Otherwise, I’d might as well just go back to watching 1 & 2.

You new gens need to have some respect for the OGs- there would be no SCREAM without my era making this wave of horror movies popular -

Ghostface with a blixky

Rename the movie to something else

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

W
T
F
!!!

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

This looks dumb as hell

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

They ruined the Halloween, Texas chainsaw massacre franchises trying to be “new and inventive” now this ….. 🫣

 

[Lootpack]

You new gens need to have some respect for the OGs- there would be no SCREAM without my era making this wave of horror movies popular -

Ghostface with a blixky

Rename the movie something else

I mean, you're preaching to the choir, but what does that have to do with anything I just said, lol. "You new gens"

The hypocrisy I've been seeing on the net is wild, that's it. Not like it's going to ever stop, it is what it is on that front. I see social media going crazy over Ghostface using a shotty and I'm over here thinking it's more wild it took SIX films for the homie to finally use one. Oh well, I'm excited for the new movie and I trust Radio Silence to spice things up while also capturing the essence of what made the OG Scream films great, something David Gordon Green seemed to struggle with during the latest Halloween trilogy.

 

[Jello Biafra]

—
So will Hayden P., but I’ll let you tell it -

Ghost face with a gun and Neve Campbell not returning- yeah it’s over for this franchise

If Kirby dies she dies.
I just always felt like the way they "killed" her in Scream 4 was not done well.
So if they can come up with satisfying deaths for her and Gale I am all for it. Especially Gale though.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Violent Night is on Peacock TV I finally get to watch this tonight

The Violent Night Peacock Streaming Release Date Set For Later This Week

Here comes Santa Claus.

www.gamespot.com

Violent Night was entertaining as hell.

 

[Jello Biafra]

They’re probably the same ones who complained about Scream 5 being cookie-cutter and safe, like I don’t get it lol.

Last year it was “Change it up!!!”

This year it’s “What are they doing? Wes never did it this way.”

Love Wes, but he ain’t here anymore and one of the big reasons I’m all for this franchise being back is to see it try new things. Otherwise, I’d might as well just go back to watching 1 & 2.

A segment of the Scream fanbase has really shown their ass in the last two years.
Nitpicking Scream 5 to death, whining because Neve Campbell won't be in Scream 6, treating the main 3 characters as sacred cows.
They really need to ease up a little.