Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.
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storyteller
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Super light on plot, but it's got brutal kills on practical effects thanks to being a budget movie. I'd place it purely in the cult-hits section where the quality isn't always great but there are certain aspects that stand out and help to get a following (in this case it's Art the Clown being such a dope design and some of the kills being so extra).
storyteller
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VHS
....I see why I avoided this long-out-drawn deprive CAC shyt for so long
Bat Chick, Glitchy Wood Slasher, and Reversed Haunted House was kind of gnarly, tho
The wrap arounds always hurt the VHS flicks. There's always at least 2 or 3 good shorts in a VHS flick, but the wrap arounds always suck and drag out the run time.
October 20th
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
Alright I'll check it out, Reason I never did was because it resembled a Rob Zombie movie too much. Last good clown horror I saw was Clown
storyteller
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You're not far off comparing it to Zombie, in that I think the Firefly family carry his best movies way more than the plot. For Terrifier; the plot is just driving us from one victim to the next for most of the run-time and it's got super campy acting throughout. But Art the Clown goes off.
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said fukk it and streamed this
gore FX & toilet humor
nothing special but kept my attention
wife said it was basically the soul plane of horror , minus any brehs and brehettes.
Even though I’m still recovering - I Had to come back and post about this Munsters movie before any of y’all get to it
But I’ll hold the L on this - this time and this time only
This is what I waited 2 years for.
This looks like an after midnight MTV video from when they were still
actually a music television channel from the 80s
Rob has his wife playing multiple characters - wtf was he thinking
This looks like a USA Network up all night movie circa 1996 along with the after effects of a cocaine infused fever dream with the added result of a pill popper’s nightmare
I would have preferred this in black and white bc it’s way too colorful - it’s literally giving me a headache with all of this bright fluorescent lighting .
RZ had a good run up until this movie- I think he took on more than he could handle with limited resources. I’ll leave it at that.
Don’t @me. I’ll roast myself.
How it started 2 years ago for me with The Munsters
How it ends September 2022:
Im going back to sleep- this movie wasn’t even worth waking up from my post surgical tooth pain haze for
Side note - Netflix is a graveyard dump for horror movies. They have actually managed to ruin every franchise movie slated for a large reception to the hate of which I have never seen before . Never seen a tech streaming company implode on itself so prolifically since Redbox beta testing - true fukkin dubs
But I’ll hold the L on this - this time and this time only
This is what I waited 2 years for.
This looks like an after midnight MTV video from when they were still
actually a music television channel from the 80s
Rob has his wife playing multiple characters - wtf was he thinking
This looks like a USA Network up all night movie circa 1996 along with the after effects of a cocaine infused fever dream with the added result of a pill popper’s nightmare
I would have preferred this in black and white bc it’s way too colorful - it’s literally giving me a headache with all of this bright fluorescent lighting .
RZ had a good run up until this movie- I think he took on more than he could handle with limited resources. I’ll leave it at that.
Don’t @me. I’ll roast myself.
How it started 2 years ago for me with The Munsters
How it ends September 2022:
Im going back to sleep- this movie wasn’t even worth waking up from my post surgical tooth pain haze for
Side note - Netflix is a graveyard dump for horror movies. They have actually managed to ruin every franchise movie slated for a large reception to the hate of which I have never seen before . Never seen a tech streaming company implode on itself so prolifically since Redbox beta testing - true fukkin dubs
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Lord_nikon
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Final trailer
peacock it is then
peacock it is then
Even though I’m still recovering - I Had to come back and post about this Munsters movie before any of y’all get to it
But I’ll hold the L on this - this time and this time only
This is what I waited 2 years for.
This looks like an after midnight MTV video from when they were still
actually a music television channel from the 80s
Rob has his wife playing multiple characters - wtf was he thinking
This looks like a USA Network up all night movie circa 1996 along with the after effects of a cocaine infused fever dream with the added result of a pill popper’s nightmare
I would have preferred this in black and white bc it’s way too colorful - it’s literally giving me a headache with all of this bright fluorescent lighting .
RZ had a good run up until this movie- I think he took on more than he could handle with limited resources. I’ll leave it at that.
Don’t @me. I’ll roast myself.
How it started 2 years ago for me with The Munsters
How it ends September 2022:
Im going back to sleep- this movie wasn’t even worth waking up from my post surgical tooth pain haze for
Side note - Netflix is a graveyard dump for horror movies. They have actually managed to ruin every franchise movie slated for a large reception to the hate of which I have never seen before . Never seen a tech streaming company implode on itself so prolifically since Redbox beta testing - true fukkin dubs
your updates are the reasons I am not gonna waste my time watching. With that said, going to give the invitation a try tonight. But after barbarian, these horror movies are no longer horror to me.
storyteller
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your updates are the reasons I am not gonna waste my time watching. With that said, going to give the invitation a try tonight. But after barbarian, these horror movies are no longer horror to me.
The Invitation isn't even in the same ball park as Barbarian. That's a solid and light popcorn horror movie vs a stand-out for the scariest movie of the last few years.