Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Lootpack]

Wait a minute - so Universal is behind Halloween and The Munsters

Let me put on my conspiracy hat for a minute but it appears to me like they’ve been trying to sabotage RZ’s moment ever since production started, they shelved his movie for Netflix and a day later after the news breaks, they then release the H.E. Trailer

208k views for a Munsters trailer that dropped six days ago vice 212k views for a Halloween trailer that dropped not even two hours ago.

Universal clearly has no faith in that shyt. I would’ve been pissed had that joint took up a screen at my theater. It looked very amateur, very first year film student, and there are better films deserving of the space.

 

[Flex Grossman]

Wait a minute - so Universal is behind Halloween and The Munsters

Let me put on my conspiracy hat for a minute but it appears to me like they’ve been trying to sabotage RZ’s moment ever since production started, they shelved his movie for Netflix and a day later after the news breaks, they then release the H.E. Trailer

Damage control. Trying to cover up the stench

 

[Jello Biafra]

I think we might have October starting in July

OMG
In for July 28th

That Pretty Little Liars reboot is going full slasher horror which I was not expecting based on how soapy the original show was.

 

[Jello Biafra]

The Jeepers Creepers people picked the worst day to drop the trailer for Jeepers Creepers: Reborn.



It looks pretty good and supposedly Victor Salva wasn't involved with it in any way.

 

[Jello Biafra]

I’m personally glad they kept it mysterious here and didn’t reveal too much. I would’ve enjoyed The Black Phone a lot more had they done the same thing with its trailer. Loving the emphasis on the Shape lurking in the shadows though, and the film is looking more self-contained than what we got in Kills.

I’m sold just like that, and will avoid any future trailers like the plague now.

Yeah I'm cool with the ambiguity of the trailer too. They focused on the one thing fans of this franchise want most (Laurie vs Michael) and I'm cool with that.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

That Pretty Little Liars reboot is going full slasher horror which I was not expecting based on how soapy the original show was.

I watched the original occasionally when I was younger but wasn’t that pressed for it. This new “horror” Version - I want to see what they do with the storyline. Trailer Reminds me of the Sorority Row/Black Christmas/Urban Legend/Prom night/ I know what you did last summer brand of movies. GOAT time period of horror - late 90s/early 2000s “mean girls” type of sinister genre.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

208k views for a Munsters trailer that dropped six days ago vice 212k views for a Halloween trailer that dropped not even two hours ago.

I would’ve been pissed had that joint took up a screen at my theater. It looked very amateur, very first year film student. Had Rob actually gave a damn, he could’ve made quite a profit off a PG film and beloved franchise.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

I always think of the first three as the good ones before it goes off the rails. But I haven't gone back and watched the couple of sequels after that (wasn't there a digital setting for one?). I LOVE the first two and think the third one goes more campy but is still a ton of fun. I can't even remember the order after that but I do owe it to myself to marathon a few.

Imo the first two are horror classics, and the third is watchable.

After that, Hellraiser becomes the series with the worst sequels out of all the big franchises. At least with Jason, Freddy, and Chucky, we have some redeemable qualities (comedy, good-looking cast, the villains carrying the series). Everything goes to shyt right after. The series also had a problem making any characters you can care about, like Kirsty and Julia. I wonder why they don't return after II.

Hopefully the new Hellraiser succeeds.

 

[Jello Biafra]

I watched the original occasionally when I was younger but wasn’t that pressed for it. This new “horror” Version - I want to see what they do with the storyline. Trailer Reminds me of the Sorority Row/Black Christmas/Urban Legend/Prom night/ I know what you did last summer brand of movies. GOAT time period of horror - late 90s/early 2000s “mean girls” type of sinister genre.

The original came out around the time my niece was living with me so she would commandeer the big screen and make me watch it with her.
The trailer for the new one looks a million times better.

 

[storyteller]

Imo the first two are horror classics, and the third is watchable.

After that, Hellraiser becomes the series with the worst sequels out of all the big franchises. At least with Jason, Freddy, and Chucky, we have some redeemable qualities (comedy, good-looking cast, the villains carrying the series). Everything goes to shyt right after. The series also had a problem making any characters you can care about, like Kirsty and Julia. I wonder why they don't return after II.

Hopefully the new Hellraiser succeeds.

Yeah fam, those first two are up there with my favorite horror movies ever. Pinhead is my favorite design of all the iconic horror villains too. The third one was already getting wonky with that pillar thing, but I def still enjoy it. I genuinely don't remember the ones after, and I'm not even sure if I saw them all . I never see them streaming anywhere either, I'd throw 'em on out of curiosity.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Damage control. Trying to cover up the stench

All of this hate and animosity for a movie that hasn’t even come out yet - I’ll make my decision with @MidniteJay when The Munsters drops on Netflix - any further commentary is dead to me. None of y’all go into RZ’s movies with an open mind anyway

 

[MartyMcFly]

That Pretty Little Liars reboot is going full slasher horror which I was not expecting based on how soapy the original show was.

So I need to watch this now?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

So I need to watch this now?

I don’t think you need to watch the original Pretty Little Liars though to get the gist of this newest adaptation

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Watching this newest season of American Horror Stories and episode 1 is exactly what you would expect

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

That Resident Evil show on Netflix was dreadful.

Show was horrible and Jade was the villain.