Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Horror movies aren’t real, they said. Things like that never happen in real life, they said. Why do you watch such gory movies, they ask. Final Destination is something they make up for shock value, they said.

Guess what?? This really happened, this is why I don’t listen to them.

Fun times. I bet everyone will think twice before riding behind logger or gasoline trucks.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Twitter has no chill- now they’re saying that he can’t escape Death’s Design After dodging that log.

 

[Lord_nikon]

I was not impressed by it. Maybe a couple of stories but overall it’s mediocre to me. I was expecting better seeing as the original from back in the day were cult classics.

thanks for the review,,,,



this motherfukker scared the shyt out me as small child i'm still scread now

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

facts

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

thanks for the review,,,,



this motherfukker scared the shyt out me as small child i'm still scread now

Lol.
The story about the Military/nazi werewolves and the story about the leprechaun gold coins were decent. It wasn’t all bad.

 

[Jello Biafra]

I woke up this year and chose violence- I see that you want to continue with this vendetta, the movie is happening, Hayden Padsnerear isn’t going to be in the new Scream movie, Rob Zombie is working on an undisclosed movie (from very reliable sources), the Texas Chainsaw Franchise will have movies going for the next forseeable decade, I’m going to be here spamming the thread when A Classic Horror Story (i.e. TCM meets Midsommar) drops in July. Prepare for your reckoning and retaliation- it’s finally my time.

two choices - you can
A) Get down

Or b)
Lay down

I choose Option C...I will watch the new Chainsaw and whatever garbage Zombie is making next then come in here and shyt on them mercilessly.

 

[Jello Biafra]

is this any good

The 2nd season is better than the 1st.

 

[Jello Biafra]

I think we have one with this Army of The Dead. Just started watching.

Army of the dead

I enjoyed it. It was a fun flick that just needed a little trimming around the edges to tighten it up.
What I wrote in the main thread:

I enjoyed Army of the Dead but might've enjoyed it more if it had been the batshyt crazy movie that the trailer implied it would be.

The movie suffered from what a lot of Zack Snyder's movies suffer from: Snyder's inability to edit himself.

If he'd have cut out the father/daughter stuff or even better just cut out the daughter character completely then this would have been a better movie.

As it stands I did like the zombie action stuff, I thought the rag tag band of mercenaries were all decent characters with Ghost and the German safe cracker being my favorites.

Will be interesting to see if we get a sequel with Omari Hardwick as the alpha zombie.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I enjoyed it. It was a fun flick that just needed a little trimming around the edges to tighten it up.
What I wrote in the main thread:

After all of my chatter yesterday - I’m just getting a chance to watch this movie, Army of the Dead, today - like right now.

But anyway, I’m 16 mins in The beginning -

Spoiler

isn’t the premise of this like Train to Busan -Peninsula? “Rag tag” group is picked by rich mysterious opportunists to steal Millions as zombie hoarde is quarantined in location by government type of deal. Am I the only one who got that vibe?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I enjoyed it. It was a fun flick that just needed a little trimming around the edges to tighten it up.
What I wrote in the main thread:

“Main thread”????!!

This is the main thread for all things horror/thriller related - whatttttt? You’re supposed to post your main commentary here and copy your comment elsewhere. This is your home for all horror -related content. Ya feel me?

Look at this- Jello thinks he can just post up in other thread territory and not acknowledge the origin thread.

 

[Jello Biafra]

After all of my chatter yesterday - I’m just getting a chance to watch this movie, Army of the Dead, today - like right now.

But anyway, I’m 16 mins in The beginning -

Spoiler

isn’t the premise of this like Train to Busan -Peninsula? “Rag tag” group is picked by rich mysterious opportunists to steal Millions as zombie hoarde is quarantined in location by government type of deal. Am I the only one who got that vibe?

When you are finished:

Spoiler

Let me know if a little part of you was hoping that there was some time travel stuff involved based on this scene:

 

[Lord_nikon]

wtf is this lmao

 

[Jello Biafra]

wtf is this lmao

That's Rob Zombie white girl dancing in the desert from the Thunder Kiss music video.

 

[darealvelle]

I enjoyed it. It was a fun flick that just needed a little trimming around the edges to tighten it up.
What I wrote in the main thread:

For some reason I assumed the movie was going to be 90 minutes. And then the movie was still running 2 hours later. I was upset at the ending though.

Spoiler

If only that one character would of stayed they ass behind.

Film was very enjoyable and entertaining.

 

[Lord_nikon]

That's Rob Zombie white girl dancing in the desert from the Thunder Kiss music video.

and I randomly listen to rob zombie