Trapperman Dave
Basil Fawty
Don't give fukk what these "reviewers" say still excited for this, unlike some of y'all i can appreciate a superhero movie not being fun
The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread
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Trapperman Dave
Basil Fawty
Did you see it?
Dr. Narcisse
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Yes, Guzman is the fukking moron I was discussing earlier. There is no way in hell that this movie is worse than Paul Blart or Pixels but keep trying to say there's no agenda....
That tweet proves everything you need to know about movie critics. Plus, look at the guy.
Writer of Thor and XMen First Class
I'm watching the reaction of DC fans online, and stumble speak is something I'm noticing. I love fukkery and comedy of stan wars at all times, but I know nikkas in back peddling/plea cop/damage control mode when I see it 
I walked out of TDKR mad.
I walked out of MoS confused.
I just walked out of Green Lantern.
Don't do this to me again, Warner Bros. Don't create piff after piff story in animated form, and have them utterly shyt on every attempt you've made in movies that didn't involve the Joker somehow
The highs and lows of this innanet life, brehs
I have theories based on the reviews, and my biggest one is that actually having enough filmed content to be able to create a three hour movie might be an issue. Lowkey, I am excited to see that long cut, but I can't help but feel like they pulling that DLC bullshyt on me. It's like "So... I didn't just buy tickets to the full movie?". You gotta be real about how shady that comes off... and if they're giving us a story that's only 5/6 finished, how the fukk can a nikka really get the full experience? This ain't a porno nikkas is trying to fast forwarding through
Coming out and admitting IMMEDIATELY that a director's cut was on the horizon took the wind out of my sails the second I heard it. This is not a DC vs Marvel issue to me, because I'm such a huge fan of the Marvel movies and tone. There is no issue of dark vs colorful. Both shyt looks good, and in games, I actually like the bright colors vs all that Gears of War grey. This is about being fans of one property, and being told that the wait we've been having for the full experience is not going to happen on the day we circled our calendars and bought our tickets for. Every non-spoiler review that resonated with me were the ones that spoke of pacing and holes in the plot. If I find out that this is primarily due to a 3 hour movie being cut, I'mma lose my shyt.
I definitely had expectations, but not because I had faith or that I'm a hopeful stan, but because I wanted the whole experience to speak for it self. I been said it many times that if it's whack, let the movie tell it, and keep it moving. The movie is missing 30 whole minutes of screen time out the gate, so possibly, they've already sent out and incomplete product. How the fukk you gonna shave off 30 mins of cook time, expect anyone to think the food's ready?
I was so disappointed with The Force Awakens... I can't handle another L
...damn, I had to get that off my chest
So, with all that real being said, y'all nikkas still staying on ignore for a few more days, and I can't wait to see this shyt for myself
42 HOURS AWAY
I walked out of TDKR mad.
I walked out of MoS confused.
I just walked out of Green Lantern.
Don't do this to me again, Warner Bros. Don't create piff after piff story in animated form, and have them utterly shyt on every attempt you've made in movies that didn't involve the Joker somehow
The highs and lows of this innanet life, brehs
I have theories based on the reviews, and my biggest one is that actually having enough filmed content to be able to create a three hour movie might be an issue. Lowkey, I am excited to see that long cut, but I can't help but feel like they pulling that DLC bullshyt on me. It's like "So... I didn't just buy tickets to the full movie?". You gotta be real about how shady that comes off... and if they're giving us a story that's only 5/6 finished, how the fukk can a nikka really get the full experience? This ain't a porno nikkas is trying to fast forwarding through
Coming out and admitting IMMEDIATELY that a director's cut was on the horizon took the wind out of my sails the second I heard it. This is not a DC vs Marvel issue to me, because I'm such a huge fan of the Marvel movies and tone. There is no issue of dark vs colorful. Both shyt looks good, and in games, I actually like the bright colors vs all that Gears of War grey. This is about being fans of one property, and being told that the wait we've been having for the full experience is not going to happen on the day we circled our calendars and bought our tickets for. Every non-spoiler review that resonated with me were the ones that spoke of pacing and holes in the plot. If I find out that this is primarily due to a 3 hour movie being cut, I'mma lose my shyt.
I definitely had expectations, but not because I had faith or that I'm a hopeful stan, but because I wanted the whole experience to speak for it self. I been said it many times that if it's whack, let the movie tell it, and keep it moving. The movie is missing 30 whole minutes of screen time out the gate, so possibly, they've already sent out and incomplete product. How the fukk you gonna shave off 30 mins of cook time, expect anyone to think the food's ready?
I was so disappointed with The Force Awakens... I can't handle another L
...damn, I had to get that off my chest
So, with all that real being said, y'all nikkas still staying on ignore for a few more days, and I can't wait to see this shyt for myself
42 HOURS AWAY
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Who is to say what is 'smart'? that's a strange argument to try to make.. a lot of these reviewers are bloggers. I'm not sure what their background even is.
EXACTLY what is going to happen.Reading through these review quotes and the word I keep seeing is "fun" (i.e. simple, comedy, dance routines..)
You can see what's going on here. This is playing out EXACTLY like Man of Steel did where the audiences will like it, fans of comics will like it, but soft ass critics will hate because there weren't a bunch of jokes and shyt.
Honestly there were a lot of signs that pointed to this
Zack Snyder doesn't have that great a track record outside of his visuals
From the get-go it felt like they were rushing things - 2nd film in their universe is already a mega climax and basically a JL Prelude movie when they've barely established their universe to lead in to this movie, shoving Batman, Wonder Woman, Lex, Doomsday, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Flash all in one film, just throwing shyt up there cuz they didn't wanna play the long game and catch up to Marvel at a regular pace
From what the trailers showed, zero adjustment of the Superman character and the telling of it from MoS which was one of the main critiques people had about that movie
And I'll reserve judgments until I actually see the movie, but I said it from the beginning that the motive behind Batman's beef with Superman is stupid and uncharacteristic of Batman
I really hoped this would be a critical success but can't say I'm shocked it's not
Zack Snyder doesn't have that great a track record outside of his visuals
From the get-go it felt like they were rushing things - 2nd film in their universe is already a mega climax and basically a JL Prelude movie when they've barely established their universe to lead in to this movie, shoving Batman, Wonder Woman, Lex, Doomsday, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Flash all in one film, just throwing shyt up there cuz they didn't wanna play the long game and catch up to Marvel at a regular pace
From what the trailers showed, zero adjustment of the Superman character and the telling of it from MoS which was one of the main critiques people had about that movie
And I'll reserve judgments until I actually see the movie, but I said it from the beginning that the motive behind Batman's beef with Superman is stupid and uncharacteristic of Batman
I really hoped this would be a critical success but can't say I'm shocked it's not
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People that didn't like Man of Steel shouldn't even be paying attention to this movie. Personally I loved Man of Steel and I'd probably like this but I'm not a comic book head so I don't expect this movie to hug the source material tightly. Even though I can see this movie has too much going on in it. Too much setup.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Yup and my question for everyone in here... stan.. no stan.. hater.. whatever. My question is why SHOULD Batman v. Superman be 'fun'? A bunch of people fukkING DIED. Why would @Bruce Wayne want to joke around about that? Why wouldn't humans be reevaluating this super hero shyt? It makes no sense at all for this movie to be humorous.
Critics are retarded
Dr. Narcisse
Veteran
Sometimes critics get it wrongI already know Man Of Steel has higher audience ratings than critics ratings as well, just like I also know without looking it up that AoU has higher audience ratings than MoS, so if you still want to hang onto your narrative that Age Of Ultron is trash and everybody knows it, Man Of Steel is even bigger trash.
All of which is beside my point that you claim everybody thinks Age Of Ultron is trash when that's just your opinion. So miss me with that bullshyt and just acknowledge that if anyone is showing an agenda here, it's the people copping all kinds of massive pleas as to why this movie is getting trashed in reviews.
What's wrong with Man of Steel Superman? I get that he's a brooding tortured soul but what's wrong with that?Honestly there were a lot of signs that pointed to this
Zack Snyder doesn't have that great a track record outside of his visuals
From the get-go it felt like they were rushing things - 2nd film in their universe is already a mega climax and basically a JL Prelude movie when they've barely established their universe to lead in to this movie, shoving Batman, Wonder Woman, Lex, Doomsday, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Flash all in one film, just throwing shyt up there cuz they didn't wanna play the long game and catch up to Marvel at a regular pace
And from what the trailers showed, zero adjustment of the Superman character and the telling of it from MoS which was one of the main critiques people had about that movie
I really hoped this would be a critical success but can't say I'm shocked it's not
BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
Yup and my question for everyone in here... stan.. no stan.. hater.. whatever. My question is why SHOULD Batman v. Superman be 'fun'? A bunch of people fukkING DIED. Why would @Bruce Wayne want to joke around about that? Why wouldn't humans be reevaluating this super hero shyt? It makes no sense at all for this movie to be humorous.
Critics are retarded
Why did DC make Superman dark and brooding? Where is the dichotomy between characters?