The "makings of a fly apartment" thread....

[Grams]

Is this for your self or the Thots?

This is what I was thinking too. This some lowkey simp shyt

 

[ThaRealness]

On the real, pick up some dope artwork.. Warhol, rembrand bassquit etc.

(edit) rembrandt kind of sucks. I mistook him for someone else

 

[Raava]

Check out local artist, sculptors, and craftsmen. I was at a market last night saw so many cool and unique pieces. I would check out markets. I love the idea of custom things no one else has.

 

[flea]

U should get a sex swing for the living room. When your boys come over you all can go fukk each other

 

[Non Sequitur]

Forgot about that. Keep a couple bottles of reisling or that white zimph on deck breh.

shyts damn near cheating.

Store your wine in one of these.

They make you look like a ballin ass wine connoisseur, even if you can't pronounce the wines you keep in it.


And the icing on the cake is...they keep your wine cold

 

[Michael's Black Son]

This is what I was thinking too. This some lowkey simp shyt

Man get the fvck outta here with that. I'm just trying to make my crib fly. I'm not even thinking about these bytches right now. I'm just happy to not be living with other humans anymore

 

[Grams]

Man get the fvck outta here with that. I'm just trying to make my crib fly. I'm not even thinking about these bytches right now. I'm just happy to not be living with other humans anymore

Your OP is fine but certain manz in here are dipping into their paychecks for women that may or may not let them hit

Just an observation

 

[Tunez]

Breh, do what I did, get a female who has a nicely decorated spot and ask her to decorate yours for you. Makes the process way simpler. But other than that, here's what every breh needs in order to have these hoes on status

• Make sure your crib always smells good. Keep those renuzit and/or glade plugins on deck. Especially keep one in the bathroom. shyt is magical when a broad walks in and smells that cherry blossom breh
• Keep your place clean and organized. If your spot is in order, the bytches will be comfortable. And trust me, you want em to be comfortable
• Make sure you have candles and shyt on deck to set the ambiance.
• Make sure you have a varied music collection. Slow music, jazz, R&B, and soft rock (for the pawg lovers )

The most important thing is not to sweat em when they come over. Make you have a attitude and shyt.

Billy Joel

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Your OP is fine but certain manz in here are dipping into their paychecks for women they may or may not let them hit

Just an observation

Breh that breaking bread on bytches period of my life is over. The vault is closed. I'd rather do a cross analysis of paying for ass rather than "hope" I get some after tricking off on a meal and drinks. fukk that.

Ima be in this crib for like 2 years while I stack and I want it to be official. The area I'm in is nice and I don't wanna feel like I'm coming to a trap house everytime I put the key in the door.

Just wanna live and be able to relax in a spot my moms and them could feel proud of since I bust my ass all day to make a buck.

 

[Raava]

I took a pic of this lamp I love. I saw it last night. I have to have it, it was sold already. The guy said he could do something like it custom for me.

 

[The ADD]

Before this shyt goes left:

Half the shyt dudes throw in the crib you should be doing anyway or it's really impressing the Thot demographic.

It's like dressing, dudes over think it clean and organized in more than enough.

 

[Swiggy]

subs

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Get a fly couch bruh.

 

[Money Be Green]

lube

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Glass end tables and coffee table.
If you have a foyer or hallway, get a small table
and overstate a corner of it.

I know it's not about impressing brawds, but like you say
you work hard everyday and you want to feel proud of your accomplishments,
so go all out MJBS