Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[PrnzHakeem]

Man these muthafukkas getting paid to host parties, VIP to games and events, just for being weird and funny looking.

Yeah, that's the shyt I dont get.

What is it about these muthafukkas being on a club flyer makes the average person want to hit the club?

 

[Rawtid]

Man these muthafukkas getting paid to host parties, VIP to games and events, just for being weird and funny looking.

At least they are getting paid. A lot of people are doing it for fee.

Yeah, that's the shyt I dont get.

What is it about these muthafukkas being on a club flyer makes the average person want to hit the club?

You're no longer average looking, not compared to these dudes. It's a self esteem boost.

 

[Bless't]

I want to bank every single last person in this office right now.

 

[Yinny]

So I'm rocking my fro to work, decided to give the weave a rest and had the illest Mad Men moment in the elevator. Going down it stops and three little blond children stand there- mouths agape, hesitant to step in the elevator for a good 10 seconds until their dad tells them "it's okay." Clearly embarrassed, he makes small talk with me and I'm trying to stifle my laughter. They had to be about 4, 6, and 8 and one of the little girls was wearing a Kate Spade bag. Lawd.


on another note, Yessssssss Janelle Monae

Baby bend ova, baby bend ovaaaaaaaaa

 

[Hijo de luna]

I wish my ears weren't pierced. I stopped wearing earrings 10 years ago. Now I'm stuck with these vinegar smelling holes

 

[Gus Money]

Just had a phone interview and it went pretty well. I hope it comes through because this job would literally change my life.

 

[Atlrocafella]

5 more pounds to drop and I'll be at that goal weight , been cutting out fried foods, and not eating more than 1800 calories a day.

 

[MaxBundles]

can have a fine day, then depression kicks in...gotta shake it somehow

used to have this problem, get a hobby doing something you like. Trust me, definitely works

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

gonna use my bday gift next weekend...i was surprised as hell to see that in the mail...:

feeling good right now, new diet and less rigorous exercise, my body is recovering

the dream still got it, i love this man's music , speaking of music i love, been listing to maxwell's "embrya"...this nikka needs to stop playing and put out the follow up to "black summer's night"

 

[Yinny]

Oh yeah, @GinaThatAintNoDamnPuppy! and Smash disrespected my wall(timeline?), I'm gonna smack you when you come back up North


gimme haitian's address

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Oh yeah, @GinaThatAintNoDamnPuppy! and Smash disrespected my wall(timeline?), I'm gonna smack you when you come back up North


gimme haitian's address

I have no idea where homie is. Just go to the BX and ask for the Hatian dude with 100 IG model bodyguards Next time Im up not on business we all need to link

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i just seen some
-Moisture wicking socks



how the fukk can it wick moisture if the socks are inside shoes


lying ass fake technology

ur feet will still be wet

 

[Blackout]

Roomate/cousin car broke down and what a coincidence that he doesnt have the money cuz he didnt save.

The things I do for family.

 

[iBrowse]

Pilot Talk 3
@Brooklynzson

 

[IronFist]

Amazes me how two-faced muthafukkas can be, with that behind the back shyt. But to everybody else they thorough. Hoe ass muthafukkas for real.