Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[cook]

@cook

if someone sends a dikk pic as an april fools joke, is that s bannable offense? im real offended right now

Please contact one of the salon mods. They handle all dikk pic issues now

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Finally off

 

[Atlrocafella]

the women that will be at church this Easter sunday, yeah I'm scheming

Company finally matched my 401k contributions. I'm looking real healthy for retirement (35 years from now )

Took tomorrow off, gonna try and clean this apt up. Not trying to let it get to the level of disgust like last time where it required two maids to come clean that shut up

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

But i'm thinking aboot putting tv's in my headrest...

Spoiler

... on a 350z.



For trolling puposes.

.

 

[PortCityProphet]

http://textsfromsuperheroes.com
site has me dying

 

[Mowgli]

 

[intruder]

Has anyone heard from @Rawtid, lately?
She hasnt posted in months and not responded to texts either

 

[Blackout]

 

[patscorpio]

Tomorrow I am off...might go see FF7 tonight after I do this workout..that is if I'm not tired

 

[Zero]

This Winamp plugin fukked up the volume control for a bit...damn near jumped outta my seat

 

[Chill]

Overtime today will be hell since I'll likely get no sleep. 12 hours triple time though. :smugcosby:

My random sleepless thought for this post:

Updating your resume after a long while is a great reminder to see how far you really came in your career and as a person. As much as I doubt myself I can always look at my resume as actual documented proof of something significant.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

My room is flooded and it's still raining heavily...

 

[Dwolf]

No April Fools.
Remember when the crazy bytch that is the best friend of my main chick texted me "I better not be pregnant!"
Well I realized this broad is not my type and is actually not up to my regular standards.

This bytch calls me at 12:45am while I'm good and high watching House of Cards.
I don't answer

She texts: CALL ME ASAP



Basically this bytch thinks she's pregnant. I tried to talk to her but she only wanted to talk in person. I drive to her spot 20 minutes away while her two kids are sleep and I'm trying to Frank Underwood my way into agreeing to an abortion.

I say fukk it and go find a 24-hour CVS and buy a pregnancy test with two tests inside. Longest.drive.ever.

Get back to her place and watch her piss in the test.

Spoiler

Not pregnant
I left that hoe without even sayin goodbye. Finally home safe, sound, and no new baby.

This shyt makes me wanna get snipped.

 

[HowAboutNow]

Anybody here fukk with YZT?

 

[Teal.]

I almost forgot what a weekend was.