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PortCityProphet

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i don't usually rock the A/C in the crib cause 1. im a cheap ass nikka and 2. i'm not home enough to really see the point of having it on. today i cut it on after work cause i had some company drop by.left it on auto and went out for a few hours. got back and it's legit cold as hell up in here. it's only on 72 tho
 

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are bytches out here really expecting to get eaten out on the first couple of dates? or am i on a bad luck streak :merchant:
any tips on how to avoid eating a bytch out the first couple of times u go over her crib... i just wana transition from getting my dikk licked to bangin, i dont wana eat these hos out :rudy:
this is some new phenomenon or some shyt :camby:
 

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are bytches out here really expecting to get eaten out on the first couple of dates? or am i on a bad luck streak :merchant:
any tips on how to avoid eating a bytch out the first couple of times u go over her crib... i just wana transition from getting my dikk licked to bangin, i dont wana eat these hos out :rudy:
this is some new phenomenon or some shyt :camby:
Just say no.
 

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Drop Cheesecakes on floors, brehs and brehettes.......










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:therethere:
 

Sonic Boom of the South

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
i had this vivid ass dream this morning


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i was with a group of people on the roof top to some club

Jay Z and beyonce was in the group and somehow I was cool with them and shyt:dwillhuh:
so i was with this one chick and she was acting funny
so i walked off from here and was hanging with Jay and some other nikkas
and they were like "man fukk her, go holla at that tall chick right there"

-so then this tall ass chick in heels came up and just kissed me

then we went inside the club and sat at a table

then beyonce and some other chicks came in and sat at the table next to us
then jay sat down


then i woke up

:dwillhuh:
 

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i had this vivid ass dream this morning


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i was with a group of people on the roof top to some club

Jay Z and beyonce was in the group and somehow I was cool with them and shyt:dwillhuh:
so i was with this one chick and she was acting funny
so i walked off from here and was hanging with Jay and some other nikkas
and they were like "man fukk her, go holla at that tall chick right there"

-so then this tall ass chick in heels came up and just kissed me

then we went inside the club and sat at a table

then beyonce and some other chicks came in and sat at the table next to us
then jay sat down


then i woke up

:dwillhuh:
To be continued:ohhh:
 

Data-Hawk

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So I went to a new rec center near my place on some " bout to school these suburb nikkas" in basketball..

I guess I forgot I haven't played any real ball in like 3 years and these dudes were like 17-18 , energy for days... I'm 33 :flabbynsick::flabbynsick:.... Damn I was beat within 10 minutes....time to get serious with this again as if I'm trying out for the NBA.. Lol
 
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