I just came from the L.I.Q., and there was this young white stallion in line behind me.
She had on the standard issue white girl uniform - North Face jacket, jeans, boots wiffda furr (WIT' DA FURRRRRRRRRR!!)
and whatnot. She asked me if she could set her drinks down on the counter next to me because they were cold, ian give a damn...
...so she sets down 2 tall cans of Old English and 2 energy drinks.
you KNOW what that means, playa patna!!
Dontcha?
Yeah, you do.
So you know I hadta say somethin'.
I says "Hol' up - what'chu know about that thurr OE, doe??"
She giggles and says "I like it...I know, it's weird..."
I say "That's not weird at all, do what ya know good..."
I started to say "RIDE SALLY, RIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!"
Good times.