The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (May 12, 2023)

[Jim Cornette]

I'm enjoying the game quite a lot, there are some gripes I have that I will probably share when I'm done and the game has been out longer because I'm gonna need time away from it.

But one thing I can't imagine aging well with this game is the controls. I'm 30 so the joints in my hands ain't fukked but if the next game got complicated controls shyt night have me looking like this.

Joints fukked at 30?

Made outta paper pal? fukking weak

 

[Why-Fi]

I knew something was fishy about

Spoiler

The Depths, finally found out why. The land of Hyrule is inverted but when the lights off. They flipped their assets instead of creating new shyt but it works. What made me suspicious is when I kept finding closed cave entrances. That shyt didn't make any sense to me. Now I know why. Since the map is inverted, they closed the cave entrances cause you're already underground and don't need those surface caves plus it would be too obvious every thing has been flipped.

it's already pretty obvious,

Spoiler

all the light trees are right beneath shrines with the same name but backwards

 

[Stir Fry]

Joints fukked at 30?

Made outta paper pal? fukking weak

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I'm enjoying the game quite a lot, there are some gripes I have that I will probably share when I'm done and the game has been out longer because I'm gonna need time away from it.

But one thing I can't imagine aging well with this game is the controls. I'm 30 so the joints in my hands ain't fukked but if the next game got complicated controls shyt night have me looking like this.

I think you're the one not aging well

 

[Brief Keef]

Yeah I do NOT remember that nikka in any other Zelda game.

Yall don't understand what I'm SAYING Raru in general is in the Zelda games...he's a sage I'm not saying this exact rauru that's in TOTK is in every Zelda game...yall gotta remember in Zelda games all these characters are descendants/reincarnations of the OG's Rauru Fin Naburu Etc...they use the Same names over and over...so when I say they should know who Rauru is I'm talking about the name off top should just ring a bell...like for example in OOT you meet Raru after you pull the master sword from the pedestal in temple of time when you're a kid...he's an old ass man with a bald head and a beard...

 

[Brief Keef]

Bro I have played every single Zelda, include OoT multiple times on the N64 and 3DS. I’m one of the bigger Nintendo fans on our forum.

I totally forgot who Rauru was. Let’s be honest; he’s a pretty insignificant, minor character. He pops up out of nowhere in ocarina of time to give you a coin and disappears.

Lmfaoooo I mean story wise yes...because Zelda games don't have movie times worth of cuts cents but character wise you should know him....he's a Sage in OOT and he's a Sage in TOTK...maybe I just got a good memory and a stickler for little shyt like that...idk...most of these names in the Zelda lore go back to Zelda 1 on NES

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Yall don't understand what I'm SAYING Raru in general is in the Zelda games...he's a sage I'm not saying this exact rauru that's in TOTK is in every Zelda game...yall gotta remember in Zelda games all these characters are descendants/reincarnations of the OG's Rauru Fin Naburu Etc...they use the Same names over and over...so when I say they should know who Rauru is I'm talking about the name off top should just ring a bell...like for example in OOT you meet Raru after you pull the master sword from the pedestal in temple of time when you're a kid...he's an old ass man with a bald head and a beard...

You don't understand that aside from the highest level of Zelda stans, no one really gives a shyt about the other characters not named Zelda or Link to even notice, fool.

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Gerudo hoes >>>

 

[Rell]

Gerudo hoes >>>

Link looking at Riju like "Baby you done growed up, damn girl you growed up"

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

developers: we can't wait for you to play and see where your creativity takes you in Hyrule

fans: guns, drones, missiles, battle ships, mechas, bomber jets, koroks on crosses, air prisons, tanks, etc. in the first month



game is great

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

so nice having the master sword again,

You always have a high powered weapon on you at all times, no saving stuff for a rainy day

 

[Brief Keef]

Upgraded my inventory took my ass to hyrule castle and got so much Royal Shields and Bow s but smh @ where they put this dusk bow its in a random ass spot in the castle that I was just fukkin around using ascend in...

 

[Brief Keef]

You don't understand that aside from the highest level of Zelda stans, no one really gives a shyt about the other characters not named Zelda or Link to even notice, fool.

Why I gotta be all that ? I was just saying...you don't have to be a super Zelda Stan to know who that is...im not even a super Zelda Stan/fan...there's more people that know about that crazy ass timeline shyt and where all the games go chronologically than I do...that's some super fan shyt...not knowing who Raru is...

 

[Fctftl]

I dunno whats worse, this or the Korok rotisserie i saw

This has gotta be a war crime, right? Maybe Link aint the hero Hyrule needs after all

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

i mean, its understandable why no one knows who he is or recognizes him….

He’s some non-descript old white man in other games, not the current iteration of snoop dogg

And yeah, outside link, zelda, Gannon there aren’t really specific characters in zelda lore that most people will recognize from game to game