you be an better actor to play general than marlon.
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you be an better actor to play general than marlon.
just fukking with ya breh. but marlon or that kel mitchell dude
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That last story
General is that dude
General is that dude
shyt made me bust out laughin at work for some reason
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Aftermath of this shyt. .
I ended up having this on my naval record.
The Admiral told me I would not lose no money or rank because after an investigation it was determined that I had no idea that it was a simulation and I have the right and duty to defend myself if captured.. . BUT. If I were to stay in a long time it may prevent me from making Chief and I could not switch to be an Officer if I desired.
I was
I only planned on being in for four years anyway. I get back to my barracks later and the Navy nikka was kinda heated as you can imagine. 
Nayy nikka - AIYO GENERAL! WTF??
Me - Aye breh. No hard feelings eh. . It was all just jokes.
Navy nikka - fukk YOU!
I am on restriction! They took half my pay for three months and I am restricted to the barracks all cause of your jokes!
Me -
Navy nikka -
Caught me with a clean one while I was laughing. Uppercut the shyt out of me.
We tussled for a bit before someone broke it up. He got the best shot in. . But I was not 
so that is a blessing. .
I ended up having this on my naval record.
The Admiral told me I would not lose no money or rank because after an investigation it was determined that I had no idea that it was a simulation and I have the right and duty to defend myself if captured.. . BUT. If I were to stay in a long time it may prevent me from making Chief and I could not switch to be an Officer if I desired.I was
I only planned on being in for four years anyway. I get back to my barracks later and the Navy nikka was kinda heated as you can imagine. Nayy nikka - AIYO GENERAL! WTF??
Me - Aye breh. No hard feelings eh. . It was all just jokes.
Navy nikka - fukk YOU!
I am on restriction! They took half my pay for three months and I am restricted to the barracks all cause of your jokes!Me -
Navy nikka -
Caught me with a clean one while I was laughing. Uppercut the shyt out of me.
We tussled for a bit before someone broke it up. He got the best shot in. . But I was not so that is a blessing. .
Damn i know you not gonna let that slide are you??????????
damn i missed the last 5 pages 
and im high as fukk 
this is good
and im high as fukk this is good
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This next one is while I am in A-School also. It is Flag Football Cult.
I actually had not thought of this story until last week when I was reading up on this cult. Here it goes. .
I had JUST got out of bootcamp. Still getting settled on base. . Going to classes. . Etc. Literally it is my first time on my own. I had no real homies yet so most of my time I was either studying, going to the movies dolo, or trying unsuccessfully to holler at ho's at the base club.
It was a thursday afternoon. . I am walking back from McDonalds on base. Shamrock shake in hand.
When a conversion van pulls up on the side of me. .
This young cac is leaning out of the window. .
Cac - Hey sailor
You like football?
Me - Yeah sure. . . Whats up?
Cac - Hey. We are with the 1st Baptist Church of Hammond. We are looking for some guys to play flag football with us on Saturday. We already got. . ( looks at clipboard ) 25 set up to play with more coming!
Me -
ehhh. I dunno breh
Cac - Its awesome fun. . ( then sees another sailor walking across the street. ) HEY RAYMOND! HEY! We will see you this saturday?? ( Raymond waves back and yells yeah sure. . Then he kinda scurries away quickly.
Me - I dont have a whip.
Cac - Dont worry. We will come scoop you and then we will bring you back. . . . . . . .when we are done.
( there is a definite pause there )
Me - ehh. . aight. I had zero going on.
I wish I did not go tho brehs. There was more than flag football going on.
I actually had not thought of this story until last week when I was reading up on this cult. Here it goes. .
I had JUST got out of bootcamp. Still getting settled on base. . Going to classes. . Etc. Literally it is my first time on my own. I had no real homies yet so most of my time I was either studying, going to the movies dolo, or trying unsuccessfully to holler at ho's at the base club.
It was a thursday afternoon. . I am walking back from McDonalds on base. Shamrock shake in hand.
When a conversion van pulls up on the side of me. .
This young cac is leaning out of the window. .
Cac - Hey sailor
You like football?Me - Yeah sure. . . Whats up?
Cac - Hey. We are with the 1st Baptist Church of Hammond. We are looking for some guys to play flag football with us on Saturday. We already got. . ( looks at clipboard ) 25 set up to play with more coming!
Me -
ehhh. I dunno brehCac - Its awesome fun. . ( then sees another sailor walking across the street. ) HEY RAYMOND! HEY! We will see you this saturday?? ( Raymond waves back and yells yeah sure. . Then he kinda scurries away quickly.
Me - I dont have a whip.
Cac - Dont worry. We will come scoop you and then we will bring you back. . . . . . . .when we are done.
( there is a definite pause there )Me - ehh. . aight.
I had zero going on. I wish I did not go tho brehs. There was more than flag football going on.
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Just read every story on this thread
Just read every story on this thread
I just caught up from page one I remember ur stories from that other site. Good shyt @gereralmills
