beenz
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This nikka blew up his classroom then went to go eat noodles and watch cartoons
I'm saying. the sheer audacity of the general got me like
The General Mills Chronicles.
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I'm saying. the sheer audacity of the general got me like
beenz
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I just looked at @General Mills profile, and how in the hell does he NOT have more daps than me???? this is an outrage.
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Doctor Gonzo
Head full of acid
I'm trying to dap him up to help him out
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I got pitted right in front of the McDonalds. 
When the cop hit the rear corner panel of my stolen whip I felt weightless as the car spun around.
Then. . . .I hit a hedge or some bullshyt and the car flipped on its roof. 
As the car is coming to a rest I hear cops and Commandos yelling at me to show my hands! I peer out and I and see cops withe guns drawn. Suddenly I hear an explosion and my vision goes red. . . The car with me in it blows the fukk up.
I died brehs.
I remember coming too and thinking. . this it it? I will probably be floating out of this flesh soon. . I never got to fukk that dime who looked like a prime Faith Evans who worked at the Commissary. 
I closed my eyes. I was ready to meet my maker. I had lived a crazy life thus far at at age 21 I was tired and ready for eternal peace.
I opened my eyes again expecting to see
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I did not see the pearly gates. . .I saw about 5 commando's looking at me pissed off. 
My first thought no lie. .
Great fukking Scott! How that hell did they get into heaven too!
My vision is still red and hazy. . My ear are ringing from the explosion still. . .I hear muffled yelling. . Then it becomes clearer. . .
WHAT THE fukk WHERE YOU DOING??? ARE YOU OK?? JESUS CHRIST MAN!
I start to look around me and I see the cops. . .the commando's. . .Some of my classmates. .
The Navy nikka who I told to do the Quad salute.. He was 
Throughout all this I felt a pair of eyes on me. .I focused through the haze of sirens and smoke and yelling. . And I saw one face staring at me dead in my eyes with no emotion.
Ok ok . . I am thinking. . GREAT! I am not dead.
And the Admiral is not dead either!! Hold up . . Why is he now talking with the people who kidnapped us. . And why are they pointing at me like 
My first thought no lie. .
Great fukking Scott! How that hell did they get into heaven too!My vision is still red and hazy. . My ear are ringing from the explosion still. . .I hear muffled yelling. . Then it becomes clearer. . .
WHAT THE fukk WHERE YOU DOING??? ARE YOU OK?? JESUS CHRIST MAN!
I start to look around me and I see the cops. . .the commando's. . .Some of my classmates. .
The Navy nikka who I told to do the Quad salute.. He was Throughout all this I felt a pair of eyes on me. .I focused through the haze of sirens and smoke and yelling. . And I saw one face staring at me dead in my eyes with no emotion.
Ok ok . . I am thinking. . GREAT! I am not dead.
And the Admiral is not dead either!! Hold up . . Why is he now talking with the people who kidnapped us. . And why are they pointing at me like 
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I soon get the whole story and I was 
1. The Admiral legit wanted to see if he could talk to me but got distracted by a call on his celly.
2. He was supposed to monitor a Navy Seals simulation where they kidnapped a officer.
3. By getting distracted and forgetting about it we unwittingly drove into the exercise area right before the dummy vehicle did so the Seals ran with it.
4. They knew something was up right away when they saw the Admiral and there was one extra person ( me ) and the wrong car was there but they proceeded as per protocol.
5. As soon as we got to the officers quarters they told the Admiral the mixup and asked them what to do with me. He told them to put me in a room while they figure out how to reset everything. They forgot about me. .
6. The grenades in the car were paint grenades. The commandos ( Seals ) were using those for a exercise the following day they were coordinating with base police. They were supposed to be simulating an attack on the base and testing the police response. They were going to stick the grenades on buildings and simulate blowing them up. The paint was washable.
7. When the car rolled the grenades went off. I thought I was Swayze when I saw red. . .
But it was red paint. . I looked down later and saw different colors of paint everywhere. . . The Admiral pulled me later into a conference room and looked at me in amazement. . He said. .
Admiral - You. . blew up your classroom. . Then proceed to steal a vehicle. .get involved in a car chase. . then the vehicle you stolen gets wrecked and you ruin a exercise we have been planning with Seals and base police. Do I HAVE THIS RIGHT??
Me - Sir yes sir.
Admiral - What the hell were you thinking????
Me - Honestly sir. I thought I was going to get murked. 
Admiral - Jesus Christ.
1. The Admiral legit wanted to see if he could talk to me but got distracted by a call on his celly.
2. He was supposed to monitor a Navy Seals simulation where they kidnapped a officer.
3. By getting distracted and forgetting about it we unwittingly drove into the exercise area right before the dummy vehicle did so the Seals ran with it.
4. They knew something was up right away when they saw the Admiral and there was one extra person ( me ) and the wrong car was there but they proceeded as per protocol.
5. As soon as we got to the officers quarters they told the Admiral the mixup and asked them what to do with me. He told them to put me in a room while they figure out how to reset everything. They forgot about me. .
6. The grenades in the car were paint grenades. The commandos ( Seals ) were using those for a exercise the following day they were coordinating with base police. They were supposed to be simulating an attack on the base and testing the police response. They were going to stick the grenades on buildings and simulate blowing them up. The paint was washable.
7. When the car rolled the grenades went off. I thought I was Swayze when I saw red. . .
But it was red paint. . I looked down later and saw different colors of paint everywhere. . .
The Admiral pulled me later into a conference room and looked at me in amazement. . He said. . Admiral - You. . blew up your classroom. . Then proceed to steal a vehicle. .get involved in a car chase. . then the vehicle you stolen gets wrecked and you ruin a exercise we have been planning with Seals and base police. Do I HAVE THIS RIGHT??
Me - Sir yes sir.
Admiral - What the hell were you thinking????
Me - Honestly sir.
I thought I was going to get murked. Admiral - Jesus Christ.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
I'm trying to dap him up to help him out
I been dappin dude like crazy. this is nuts.
Oh my god. This might be the best one yet.
man, I dunno if its topping Anna and Finnish Mills in Finland
I did not see the pearly gates. . .I saw about 5 commando's looking at me pissed off.
My first thought no lie. .
My vision is still red and hazy. . My ear are ringing from the explosion still. . .I hear muffled yelling. . Then it becomes clearer. . .
WHAT THE fukk WHERE YOU DOING??? ARE YOU OK?? JESUS CHRIST MAN!
I start to look around me and I see the cops. . .the commando's. . .Some of my classmates. .
Throughout all this I felt a pair of eyes on me. .I focused through the haze of sirens and smoke and yelling. . And I saw one face staring at me dead in my eyes with no emotion.
Ok ok . . I am thinking. . GREAT! I am not dead.
I soon get the whole story and I was
1. The Admiral legit wanted to see if he could talk to me but got distracted by a call on his celly.
2. He was supposed to monitor a Navy Seals simulation where they kidnapped a officer.
3. By getting distracted and forgetting about it we unwittingly drove into the exercise area right before the dummy vehicle did so the Seals ran with it.
4. They knew something was up right away when they saw the Admiral and there was one extra person ( me ) and the wrong car was there but they proceeded as per protocol.
5. As soon as we got to the officers quarters they told the Admiral the mixup and asked them what to do with me. He told them to put me in a room while they figure out how to reset everything. They forgot about me. .
6. The grenades in the car were paint grenades. The commandos ( Seals ) were using those for a exercise the following day they were coordinating with base police. They were supposed to be simulating an attack on the base and testing the police response. They were going to stick the grenades on buildings and simulate blowing them up. The paint was washable.
7. When the car rolled the grenades went off. I thought I was Swayze when I saw red. . .
But it was red paint. . I looked down later and saw different colors of paint everywhere. . .
Admiral - You. . blew up your classroom. . Then proceed to steal a vehicle. .get involved in a car chase. . then the vehicle you stolen gets wrecked and you ruin a exercise we have been planning with Seals and base police. Do I HAVE THIS RIGHT??
Me - Sir yes sir.
Admiral - What the hell were you thinking????
Me - Honestly sir.
Admiral - Jesus Christ.
This shyt right here, could be a straight movie like,
General Joins the Army
Starring Marlon Waynes as the General
I'd paid to see that