The General Mills Chronicles.
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Uptown WaYo87
HARLEM/BX
i lost it at the lebron picture
quad salute
In tears man. Admiral probably was like what the flying fuc.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I was 
Homie was standing there holding the Quattro Salute. Back straight as fukk
The Admiral had not returned a salute yet so my homie was holding his salute like a G. The Admiral leaned back. . .Folded his arms. . And just stared at him.
There was a awkward silence of about 20 seconds. I peered
around the lobby and I see other sailors standing at attention looking like 
Now this could go two ways. . Either. . . The Admiral could laugh this off and continue on his tour chuckling to himself. . Or he could body somebody. . .
What do you think happened?
Admiral - So. . Where did you learn that salute sailor?
Navy nikka - ( still holding the Quad Salute. Arms are quivering now. ) General Mills SIR!
fukkkkkkkkkkkkk
I step into the lobby looking ashamed. . .
The Admiral - Ohhhhh. Your the guy who blew up the Diesel. .
Homie was standing there holding the Quattro Salute. Back straight as fukk
The Admiral had not returned a salute yet so my homie was holding his salute like a G. The Admiral leaned back. . .Folded his arms. . And just stared at him.
There was a awkward silence of about 20 seconds. I peered
around the lobby and I see other sailors standing at attention looking like Now this could go two ways. . Either. . . The Admiral could laugh this off and continue on his tour chuckling to himself. . Or he could body somebody. . .
What do you think happened?
Admiral - So. . Where did you learn that salute sailor?
Navy nikka - ( still holding the Quad Salute. Arms are quivering now. ) General Mills SIR!
fukkkkkkkkkkkkk
I step into the lobby looking ashamed. . .The Admiral - Ohhhhh. Your the guy who blew up the Diesel. .
Rigamortus
Superstar
Quad salute?
Admiral - So. . Where did you learn that salute sailor?
Navy nikka - ( still holding the Quad Salute. Arms are quivering now. ) General Mills SIR!
fukkkkkkkkkkkkk
The Admiral - Ohhhhh. Your the guy who blew up the Diesel. .
id watch a tv series based on your fukkery.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I dont even say anything. . . He then says.
Admiral - Would you like to take a ride with me seamen General?
Me - ( he is not really asking. he is telling. .) Yes Sir! I then pop off a normal salute.
( I can see the navy nikka who is still holding his ludicrous quad salute looking at me like 
One of the Admirals aids - Sir. We are running short on time. We also have to monitor the Navy Seals exercise.
The Admiral - We have time. I need to talk to this young man. He seems to be going down the wrong path.
We walk outside and brehs. . I just knew I was dead in the water. We get into a Limo Town car and I am
The Admiral tells the driver to just drive around.
Admiral - Now General. . What is going on with you? I saw the proceedings this morning and now this incident. Is this how you want to define your military career?
Me - NO SIR!
Admiral - And also. . ( his cell starts ringing. . ) He tells me to sit tight and he then starts speaking to who I assume is his wife on the celly.
The whole time I am in the back seat scared out of my mind. Trying to be invisible.
We are also driving aimlessly all over the base. Before I know it we have been cruising for at least 15 minutes. He is still on the celly.
We are going down this lil side road not far from the commanding officers house when . .. . I see a car with a flat in the middle of the road and two guys changing the tire.
As we creep up on them to try and pass they both pull out subs and point them at us and a big ass humvee comes screeching out the woods and blocks the front exit and a huge truck comes up behind us and blocks us in . .
Admiral - Would you like to take a ride with me seamen General?
Me - ( he is not really asking. he is telling. .) Yes Sir! I then pop off a normal salute.
( I can see the navy nikka who is still holding his ludicrous quad salute looking at me like One of the Admirals aids - Sir. We are running short on time. We also have to monitor the Navy Seals exercise.
The Admiral - We have time. I need to talk to this young man. He seems to be going down the wrong path.
We walk outside and brehs. . I just knew I was dead in the water. We get into a Limo Town car and I am
The Admiral tells the driver to just drive around.Admiral - Now General. . What is going on with you? I saw the proceedings this morning and now this incident. Is this how you want to define your military career?
Me - NO SIR!
Admiral - And also. . ( his cell starts ringing. . ) He tells me to sit tight and he then starts speaking to who I assume is his wife on the celly.
The whole time I am in the back seat scared out of my mind. Trying to be invisible.
We are also driving aimlessly all over the base. Before I know it we have been cruising for at least 15 minutes. He is still on the celly.We are going down this lil side road not far from the commanding officers house when . .. . I see a car with a flat in the middle of the road and two guys changing the tire.
As we creep up on them to try and pass they both pull out subs and point them at us and a big ass humvee comes screeching out the woods and blocks the front exit and a huge truck comes up behind us and blocks us in . .
Oh my
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
WHOA WHOA WHOA WTFFF!!I joined the Navy on purpose so I did not have to be on the front lines of shyt like this!!!
Got motherfukkers in cammo pointing weapons at us
The Admiral dropped his celly and is
The driver just puts his punk ass hands up. 
Then I get the shock of my fukking life. I hear a thump on the roof and I look up at the sunroof and another Commando has skiplined out of the cotdam tree and landed on the roof and his pointing his weapon dead at me. 
The Commando in front tells us to drive to the Commanding officers quarters. . . They escort us up there. While we are driving the Admiral finally speaks. He yells out the window. . What is the meaning of THIS!
I am looking at him like
Shut the fukk up! The commando's say nothing. 
We get to the Officers quarters. They put me in my own room and closed the door. I can hear them talking outside the door. Talkinbout they thought a Tercel would be coming up the road. But fukkit. Good job.
I am still shook as fukk. And confused. We are on the ground level and there is a door right there. I peek out the window and there is a car right there...I am scared. . . I am too scared to move. . I just knew it was a trap. As soon as I get out they would gun me down. So I sat at that window and looked out for 30 minutes. Nobody moved outside. Nobody came in.
I am not thinking there will be keys in there. . So I looking for a exit way on foot. I have it all mapped out. . I open the window. Fall out the window. smh. . Then scramble and run to the car. . Open the car and they keys are in the ingnition!!! I pop the clutch and am out.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
While I am driving I look in the passenger seat and there is a cammo satchel. I open it and there are grenades. Looked exactly like this with the the color on the top. Other grenades had different colors. They were all labeled too. 
1. McDonalds
2. Engineering Barracks
3. Mess Hall
etc
There were at least 25 grenades. They were going to blow up the base. As I am driving a humvee pulls up behind me with guys yelling! Then two base cops join the chase.
I am not stopping for nobody. I drive for a good bit. Next thing I know I have a slew of cars behind me. Its a cotdam fiasco. The cops are not pulling over the commandos. They are all in on this together.
A cop car pitted me
1. McDonalds
2. Engineering Barracks
3. Mess Hall
etc
There were at least 25 grenades. They were going to blow up the base.
As I am driving a humvee pulls up behind me with guys yelling! Then two base cops join the chase. I am not stopping for nobody. I drive for a good bit. Next thing I know I have a slew of cars behind me. Its a cotdam fiasco. The cops are not pulling over the commandos. They are all in on this together.
A cop car pitted me
Dude what the fukk were u thinking