The General Mills Chronicles.
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
He reaches in my mouth and starts pulling. 
I am just waiting for the pain burst. . but it never comes. 
I CAN literally feel my teeth being pulled up tho. . It was the strangest feeling. . .
When he was done he gave me a mirror an I was BACK!
He said the teeth need to be reinforced from behind. . So he glued a retainer behind my two front teeth. . And he told me there is a possibility in the future that one or both of those teeth could die. . .
So after all this my mouth was ok. Except for a busted lip. Only missed one more day of school. The day I go back I get on the bus and everyone is looking at me. Bus is silent as fukk.
Random kid - sooooo. I will break the ice. . General we heard you got balled up in the bathroom by Biff and you had your mouth wired up.
Me - Let me tell you like this. . . Yeah he tried me. But at the end of the day I left the bathroom standing up. He was on his knees.
Plus he had broken bones and . . . Look at my grill. Does it look wired up? 
( flashed them pearly whites on him )
The whole bus -
I somehow managed to parlay this L into a W! Had the whole school convinced I whipped Biff's ass in the bathroom. And Biff. . He was almost expelled for this stunt. He was out for a long time.
So I thought this was all over.. . . .
Sadly I was mistaken brehs. When I say Biff was diabolical I am not playing. I TRULY wish the TV show Bully Beatdown existed back then.
I am just waiting for the pain burst. . but it never comes. I CAN literally feel my teeth being pulled up tho. . It was the strangest feeling. . . When he was done he gave me a mirror an I was BACK!
He said the teeth need to be reinforced from behind. . So he glued a retainer behind my two front teeth. . And he told me there is a possibility in the future that one or both of those teeth could die. . .So after all this my mouth was ok. Except for a busted lip. Only missed one more day of school. The day I go back I get on the bus and everyone is looking at me. Bus is silent as fukk.
Random kid - sooooo. I will break the ice. . General we heard you got balled up in the bathroom by Biff and you had your mouth wired up.
Me - Let me tell you like this. . . Yeah he tried me. But at the end of the day I left the bathroom standing up. He was on his knees.
Plus he had broken bones and . . . Look at my grill. Does it look wired up? ( flashed them pearly whites on him )The whole bus -
I somehow managed to parlay this L into a W! Had the whole school convinced I whipped Biff's ass in the bathroom. And Biff. . He was almost expelled for this stunt. He was out for a long time.
So I thought this was all over.. . . .Sadly I was mistaken brehs. When I say Biff was diabolical I am not playing. I TRULY wish the TV show Bully Beatdown existed back then.
detroitwalt
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I always get happy when I see this thread back on the 1st page
He reaches in my mouth and starts pulling.
When he was done he gave me a mirror an I was BACK!
So after all this my mouth was ok. Except for a busted lip. Only missed one more day of school. The day I go back I get on the bus and everyone is looking at me. Bus is silent as fukk.
Random kid - sooooo. I will break the ice. . General we heard you got balled up in the bathroom by Biff and you had your mouth wired up.
Me - Let me tell you like this. . . Yeah he tried me. But at the end of the day I left the bathroom standing up. He was on his knees.
The whole bus
I somehow managed to parlay this L into a W! Had the whole school convinced I whipped Biff's ass in the bathroom. And Biff. . He was almost expelled for this stunt. He was out for a long time.
Sadly I was mistaken brehs. When I say Biff was diabolical I am not playing. I TRULY wish the TV show Bully Beatdown existed back then.
i need the rest of this story
He reaches in my mouth and starts pulling.
When he was done he gave me a mirror an I was BACK!
So after all this my mouth was ok. Except for a busted lip. Only missed one more day of school. The day I go back I get on the bus and everyone is looking at me. Bus is silent as fukk.
Random kid - sooooo. I will break the ice. . General we heard you got balled up in the bathroom by Biff and you had your mouth wired up.
Me - Let me tell you like this. . . Yeah he tried me. But at the end of the day I left the bathroom standing up. He was on his knees.
The whole bus -
I somehow managed to parlay this L into a W! Had the whole school convinced I whipped Biff's ass in the bathroom. And Biff. . He was almost expelled for this stunt. He was out for a long time.
Sadly I was mistaken brehs. When I say Biff was diabolical I am not playing. I TRULY wish the TV show Bully Beatdown existed back then.
I'm afraid of what's going to happen next.
Doctor Gonzo
Head full of acid
When he was done he gave me a mirror an I was BACK!
The day I go back I get on the bus and everyone is looking at me. Bus is silent as fukk.
Random kid - sooooo. I will break the ice. . General we heard you got balled up in the bathroom by Biff and you had your mouth wired up.
Me - Let me tell you like this. . . Yeah he tried me. But at the end of the day I left the bathroom standing up. He was on his knees.
The whole bus -
@ biff 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
My biggest problem was that I was a new kid. I was not affiliated with any groups yet. I did not start playing on the Basketball squad till 10th grade. I knew people but was not tight with anyone yet. Plus people were just putting behind them that I did not have cancer because of all the bandages I had on my grill from faceplanting while skateboarding. 
Sooo. . .. Fast forward about two months. I am getting the swing of high school.
Despite starting school looking like
Then getting my teeth almost knocked down my throat. . . With some deceptive gift of gab and in some cases outright lying. . I had everyone convinced that I beat the brakes off of Biff and I then started a rumor that he got sent to the hospital for internal injuries. That is why he has not been in school for a bit.
So despite all odds I managed to get a fresh start. Little did I know my whole web of deception would come crumbling down. 
I was working at Pondersoa after school. Working with pre-crack Will. I was a busboy/dishwasher. I came out of the back to bus some tables. . . when I see Biff. . . At a table with some other burly cacs. . . He looks up and sees me. . .
He is looking so happy. . . . He then stands up and looks around the dining room and spots a cop grazing at the salad bar. . . .
He sits back down and unballs his fists. . Then grins at me.
I show zero fear . . . On the outside. . I had everybody including myself convinced that I had beat Biff's ass. .
On the inside I was
Sooo. . .. Fast forward about two months. I am getting the swing of high school.
Despite starting school looking like
Then getting my teeth almost knocked down my throat. . . With some deceptive gift of gab and in some cases outright lying. . I had everyone convinced that I beat the brakes off of Biff and I then started a rumor that he got sent to the hospital for internal injuries. That is why he has not been in school for a bit.
So despite all odds I managed to get a fresh start.
Little did I know my whole web of deception would come crumbling down. I was working at Pondersoa after school. Working with pre-crack Will. I was a busboy/dishwasher. I came out of the back to bus some tables. . . when I see Biff. . . At a table with some other burly cacs. . . He looks up and sees me. . .
He is looking so happy. . . . He then stands up and looks around the dining room and spots a cop grazing at the salad bar. . . .
He sits back down and unballs his fists. . Then grins at me.
I show zero fear . . . On the outside. . I had everybody including myself convinced that I had beat Biff's ass. .
On the inside I was
My biggest problem was that I was a new kid. I was not affiliated with any groups yet. I did not start playing on the Basketball squad till 10th grade. I knew people but was not tight with anyone yet. Plus people were just putting behind them that I did not have cancer because of all the bandages I had on my grill from faceplanting while skateboarding.
Sooo. . .. Fast forward about two months. I am getting the swing of high school.
Then getting my teeth almost knocked down my throat. . . With some deceptive gift of gab and in some cases outright lying. . I had everyone convinced that I beat the brakes off of Biff and I then started a rumor that he got sent to the hospital for internal injuries. That is why he has not been in school for a bit.
So despite all odds I managed to get a fresh start.
I was working at Pondersoa after school. Working with pre-crack Will. I was a busboy/dishwasher. I came out of the back to bus some tables. . . when I see Biff. . . At a table with some other burly cacs. . . He looks up and sees me. . .
He sits back down and unballs his fists. . Then grins at me.
I show zero fear . . . On the outside. . I had everybody including myself convinced that I had beat Biff's ass. .
On the inside I was
the use of the smileys, pics, gifs, such pure artistry; the images so vivid; storytelling at its finest
i need to know how this ends
Money Be Green
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Am I the only 1 who wants to see what general looks like with the bandages on his face ?
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Mac
Ready for the Beach #Summer2k16
Am I the only 1 who wants to see what general looks like with the bandages on his face
Nope! I do too.
DallasTxRep
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U should get these shyts published, I'd buy....
