The General Mills Chronicles.

[General Mills]

Like a idiot. . I thought this was over. . He snuck me. . I hit him with a verbal jab. Then we all go on with our lives. . It did not work out that way.

The next day he was not in Homeroom. Actually he got suspended for three days so I was Soon I forgot all about it. When he did come back he avoided me in Homeroom so I went on with my life.


This cac was diabolical tho. He waited damn near three weeks before he launched Operation Ether. One thing I found out was that Biff was also a amateur boxer.

Soooo. One day I am in 4th period math class. . I look at the door and I see Biff peering in thru the glass. . Right at me. I shook it off and continued my day. . .

The next day I was walking to the same class. . .When I get near I see Biff lounging in the doorway to my math class looking at me like I see him. . and my Spider Sense was going haywire.

I keep it moving like I had not seen him and go into the bathroom right next to my class. I go in and start washing my hands. . Trying to waste some time. . All I did was trap myself. . I hear the door open and Biff is standing in the bathroom talkinbout. . Why were you talking to my girl?

I am alone in the bathroom and he is blocking the exit. . So I imagine I was looking like

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

The Cliffhangers bruh......are killing me....

 

[General Mills]

I see Biff then I made a critical mistake. I assumed I could passive aggressive my way out of this. I turned AWAY from him and continued washing my hands.

Biff - Why were you talking to my girl.
Me - aw man. I just helped her with her books. I dont want any beef.
Biff - Oh we have a problem. . ( he is inching forward ) You disrespected me by talking to her.
Me - My bad bro. Def not intended. ( still looking at the sink washing my hands )



Brehs. . I never saw the punch.

Punched me dead in my mouth. I stumble back and look at him. . He has his dukes up and is rolling his head around like Iron Mike. fuuuccckkk


I am literally backing up backing up. . . I am now in front of a urinal. . He throws another blow. My Spider Sense kicked back in. . I ducked and he hit the urinal at about 2000 psi

 

[ThugLife]

General u dumb muddafukka why did you go in the bathroom?

Did Biff kill u breh? RIP general, you were a good dude.

 

[beenz]

the cliffhangers?????? We been starvin in here.

 

[General Mills]

General u dumb muddafukka why did you go in the bathroom?

Did Biff kill u breh? RIP general, you were a good dude.

Breh. I dont know why the fukk I went in there.

 

[General Mills]

the cliffhangers?????? We been star in in here.

My bad homie. I will pick up the pace!

 

[Regular_P]

My bad homie. I will pick up the pace!

You call this picking up the pace?

 

[Ice Cold]

Need.......... more............. piff

 

[yeahisaidit]

Generrraaallllllll!

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

*logs on coli high as fukk*
*sees general mills chronicles at the top of subbed threads*

 

[Costanza]

You call this picking up the pace?

with all the generallllllll has done for this forum... show some fukking grattitude...

 

[NSSVO]

He is amazingly not worried. . I tell him. She SAW YOU making out with that chick!

He looks at me cool n calm. That does not matter nikka.

I am

This is the funniest shyt. im just picturing him all zin

 

[General Mills]

Biff shattered his hand on the urinal. . When I ducked and he hit it I heard the crunch. .

Biff did not even scream in pain or nothing. He was looking more pissed than anything.

I was still steady backing up. . and I could feel that my lip was numb as fukk and I could taste blood. Biff had hulked up and he was facing me again and he was holding his hand. He looked so mad. This cac was crazy!

His right hand was out of commission. I watched him flip his stance and he started bouncing on the balls of his feet as he got into a southpaw stance.. . .. . oh shyt. .

I put up my ducks and advanced. . fukk this cac! I hit him with a lil flurry.

I thought I was doing something. Biff laughed at me.

He was slowly but surely cutting off my running lanes. I now have my back to the urinals again. Nowhere to run. . Thankfully he slipped on some piss. . I had my opening.

 

[malbaker86]

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