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General Mills said:
This one is First Day Of School Blues



If you remember. . I went to a private Catholic school all the way up until High School. A week and a half before school starts I manage to Road Rash my whole face up and went to school looking like The Mummy. :skip:

So to say least. . .I was pretty fukking mortified walking into High School brehs. . All the chicks were looking at me like :ohhh: All the nikkas were like :laugh:

I am sitting in home room class on the first day of school with some cotdam slacks and penny loafers on and a vest sweater. . looking like a fukking duck.

First day of school. .Very first homeroom class. I am swaggless as can be. :( I am slouched in my seat when I see two seniors arguing. One is the big burly cac. He kinda looked like

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He was arguing with his girl. . or now ex girl.

Biff - Over? What do you mean over?? :comeon:
Girl - leave me alone please. I already told you.
Biff - fukk YOU bytch!! :pacspit: ( shoves her books on the floor )


I look over and see the poor cac girl :sadcam: So what do I do? :stopitslime: Like a dumb simp I bend down to help her pick up the books. . Now that I look back on it. . That lil slice of simpage cost me hours in the dental chair.
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talk about a tease.. i ran to this thread mad happy left with the :sadcam:... generaaaaaalllll... finish the story breh
 
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General Mills said:
This one is First Day Of School Blues

First day of school. .Very first homeroom class. I am swaggless as can be. :( I am slouched in my seat when I see two seniors arguing. One is the big burly cac. He kinda looked like

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He was arguing with his girl. . or now ex girl.

Biff - Over? What do you mean over?? :comeon:
Girl - leave me alone please. I already told you. :mjpls:
Biff - fukk YOU bytch!! :pacspit: ( shoves her books on the floor )


I look over and see the poor cac girl :sadcam: So what do I do? :stopitslime: Like a dumb simp I bend down to help her pick up the books. . Now that I look back on it. . That lil slice of simpage cost me hours in the dental chair.
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:krs:



My Dude tried to :cape: ​
 
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I want to make sure I convey how swaggless I was. Since Middle school I was at St. Bernadette's parochial school. We did not have school uniforms but we had to wear slacks, dress shirts, and dress shoes. I had no idea about the latest fashions. No jeans. No sneakers. :ld:

I was. .

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Plus my face was. .

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Horrible combo. :snoop:

I saw her books hit the floor. . One book hit my shoe. She bends down to pick them up and happens to look up at me.
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:yeshrug: I automatically bent down to help her up. She looked at me grateful and inside I was :pachaha: What I did not notice was Biff had circled behind me while I was on my knees simping.



As I was standing up after helping her Biff slapped that anaconda vise on your boy. :wtf:




Put my ass in a full nelson.
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Had my legs flapping in air. . . . Then he threw my ass ACROSS the room and I landed in a heap on a bookcase and all the books rained down on me.

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The whole class was silent as fukk. . ( the homeroom teacher was out in the hallway ) :merchant: Then a slow roar started. . . .And soon everyone was :krs:


I am on the ground with books all around me. I was concerned with my BANDAGE! In the ruckus I damn sure did not want that to fall off and everyone see my face all lumped up. I look up and he is advancing on me. .

I am scooting back on my rump like :whoa: when the teacher walks in and starts hollering. Tells Biff to get down to the office. . And he walks over to help me up. I brush him off and tell him I am ok.

Inside I am beyond mortified brehs. . This has to be the worst start to High School in history. :snoop: I start damage control.


Me - Yeah fukk you! You had to sneak attack me! :pacspit:
Biff - (on his way out of the class) What did you say? :wtb:
Me - Man go on ahead. . . . . . . .bytch. :youngsabo:
Biff - WHAT??? bytch?? :damn: ( starts running back at me but teacher intercepts his ass and his holding him back )
Me - :shaq2: on the inside tho I am :whew:
 
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