The General Mills Chronicles.

[General Mills]

NCIS. . Very scary thorough dudes. I guess it came down from on high that anything drug related they are going to check out fully. . . Especially if they thought you were smuggling shyt from overseas. Of course with us there is no Customs or shyt like that. . So they were going HAM.

Found out later. . They re-interviewed the weed guys and asked for the exact convo we had with them about steroids. . Asked them where we were in Amsterdam when we talked about it. . They then went to Amsterdam with our pictures and went from shop to shop asking the owners if they remembered selling us drugs. .

Thankfully for us. . We talked about it briefly with those guys and then we parted ways and end up buying our stuff far away from that area.

But the NCIS had the weed guys statements and they were determined to find something. . .We get back to Jax and the whole ship is in a uproar. . My Chief. . . IS LIVID! He knows in his bones I did something and I am to cause for alot of this. . But he has no proof and he is getting more and more angry.

In that last month while the NCIS was there. . I saw his hairline take a substantial loss. . .

We pull in to Jax and I think this whole ordeal is over. . Me an Hump have beat the odds and are in the clear. .

Yeah right. One other piece of business. .

We are leaving the ship and at the bottom of the stairs was

They had one last trick up their sleeves. .

 

[Regular_P]

Where did you find that LeBron gif?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I can see why ur named MiLLs

 

[No Homo]

Where did you find that LeBron gif?

general has the GOAT gif game

 

[General Mills]

They walked us to our cars . . . . Which they had towed to this lot. . And with us their. . They proceeded to basically tear apart our cars. .

The whole time the head NCIS guy was staring at us dead in our faces as they tore our cars apart.

I have to admit. . I was kind of shook. . This whole thing was very serious. . Hump was My nikka did not give a fukk.

They took my tires off. Took my seats out. Ripped off my head liner. They did the same with Humps car too.

He was pushing a 88 Jag XJ6

They ripped his car apart. Meanwhile I was not scared of anything being in my whip. I did no drugs and was not really worried. . Then one of the agents pops his head out of my sunroof talking about. BINGO!

In his hand was a lil wax wrapper with some white powder in it. . I was

The head NCIS guy was

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

aww shyt

 

[No Homo]

Meanwhile I was not scared of anything being in my whip. I did no drugs and was not really worried. . Then one of the agents pops his head out of my sunroof talking about. BINGO!

In his hand was a lil wax wrapper with some white powder in it. . I was

The head NCIS guy was

the goodys powder

 

[King Theo]

 

[General Mills]

First I am like. . They are planting shyt now. Agent Gibbs looks at me and

Tell me I have I turn around to look at Hump like confused. . When he comes up behind me and smacks off my kufi!

Says I need to tell him now what I know. Where the rest of the drugs are. . And to come clean. . By now I am thinking hard. . And then it hits me! That aint no damn Cocaine or Heroin. Its fukking headache powder!

After getting sonned by my girl I started using it. The stuff is the best for hangovers! She had gave me some of her supply a while ago but I lost it in my car. .

So now I am I tell Agent Gibbs. . .

Me - I have no drugs.

Agent Gibbs - Well what do you call the powder we found?

Me - Its Goodys Headache powder.


Agent Gibbs - Headache powder. wtf is headache powder? ( Same exact reaction I had when I heard about it. )

 

[malbaker86]

Lol i KNEW it was the headache powder!!!!!

General escapes again!!!!

 

[General Mills]

the goodys powder

YES!

I was on cloud nine!! UNTIL. . Agent Gibbs decided enough was enough. He got jerked around by us long enough. .

First he tasted a lil bit. .

Then he said fukk it. .We dont know what this is yet. . .So until we run tests and see EXACTLY what it is made of. . You are going to be in custody. .



You heard that right. Agent Gibbs had the last fukking word. I sat in military jail for 2 MONTHS while they TESTED my fukking headache powder!

TWO MONTHS. . . They dragged that shyt out. Ran extra tests. .Meanwhile every once in a while they would talk to me as if they already knew I had sold steroids and tried to get me to tell.
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I aint gonna lie brehs. A couple of times I almost gave in. They would keep my lights on all the time in my cell. Wake me up at 3am. Talk. Then come back 4am. . Stupid shyt. .

Eventually they let me go and I had zero charges against me. NOTHING! I get back to my ship and walk into our shop.

Me - Hey guys. I am back.

My Chief - uh. . .what are you doing here. Your supposed to be in jail.

Me - I am innocent Chief.

Chief -

 

[malbaker86]

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

2 months though

 

[King Theo]

2 months ... it takes that long to test teh goody poweder?!?!?

 

[General Mills]