The General Mills Chronicles.

[the artist known az]

Yo General, a little FYI if you wave your hand back & forth over a crab (high enough where they can't pinch you), they will go to sleep

 

[gangreen]

I pick up chicks but telling your stories General by saying it is me, the laughter reels them in

 

[Ashyneezz]

Yo General, a little FYI if you wave your hand back & forth over a crab (high enough where they can't pinch you), they will go to sleep

I wanna try this now

 

[Roger Sterling]

I pick up chicks but telling your stories General by saying it is me, the laughter reels them in

You're about to be ganred for your plagiarism.

 

[gangreen]

You're about to be ganred for your plagiarism.

 

[yeahisaidit]

Crabs, boiled peanuts...

You got me feening for them now, GM. I can't wait to go back home to Florida.

 

[RicanFury]

wow i read all 18 pages in one sit. this nikka GEN MILLS is da muthafukkin truth. this shyt need to be upped.

now imma go get some sleep.

 

[the artist known az]

I wanna try this now

I saw that on Gullah Gullah Island back in the day & I tried it & worked. They take their claws like they are folding their arms and they stop moving

 

[Maschine_Man]

Brehs I was freaking the fukk out!!!!! AND. . I was ALL OVER THE ROAD. . .

I damn near broadsided two cars and managed to pull into a bus lane and screech to a stop!

What THE fukk IS GOING ON!!! That lil crab had its pincher on my shin and I was kicking and freaking out. I finally manage to get him off me and I jump into the passenger seat. . As I do that. . .

I happen to peek into the backseat. .

them nikkas had busted out and were all just waltzing around. . I jumped on the cell and called my roomie!

Roomie - ayo whats up.

Me - nikka I GOT THE CRABS BUT THEY CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!!

I ain't gonna lie, I usually don't laugh out loud, but I swear breh's I made noise when I read this shyt.....


GM, my man, you are too funny.

 

[General Mills]

Yo General, a little FYI if you wave your hand back & forth over a crab (high enough where they can't pinch you), they will go to sleep

What?? are you serious?

 

[Regular_P]

General, you ever heard of a group from Pittsburgh called Furious Styles? A friend of mine went to school with one of the guys in the group. Most of their songs are trash, but this song is classic:

 

[Black]

What?? are you serious?

 

[B90X]

Elizabeth Putting Crab to Sleep - YouTube

 

[STEVE]

that FURIOUS STYLES song is HORRIBLE! PGH rappers need to do better

 

[Regular_P]

Everything else they've done is trash, but that song is hilarious.