The General Mills Chronicles.

[Shugg84]

I got a feelin that hoe lying....general these hoes be actin up, and you lettin em

 

[General Mills]

Her - ( talking loud ) So the shell is a lil tough eh?

Me - Yeah. But otherwise I love the flavor!! * Pops another one in my mouth and starts chewing * And whew!! These must be spicy . .They have a kick!!

Her - Here have another one!! ( people are gathering around )

Me - *pops in four more* *almost choke on the shells. . .takes sip of beer * I cant believe I never had these. . . . . .. .( i then spy on the side of her is a plate that she is putting the shells on. . . . .)

Me - Oh cotdammit.


THE WHOLE BAR -

 

[General Mills]

never heard of that shyt in my life

I swear. I had NEVER heard of Goodys or BC till I came to Florida. shyt took me by surprise!

 

[General Mills]

I got a feelin that hoe lying....general these hoes be actin up, and you lettin em

It fukked me up when she told me what it was. . . .. Then dumped the powder in her mouth. Then took a long swig of coke. .

Then looked at me and said. Now I just took Coke in your car. . .Then laughed right in my grill.

 

[King Theo]

It fukked me up when she told me what it was. . . .. Then dumped the powder in her mouth. Then took a long swig of coke. .

Then looked at me and said. Now I just took Coke. . .Then laughed right in my grill.

hahahahh at you eating the whole shell of the peanut

general i think its a pittsburgh thing breh. i been taking L's out the Wazoo since i can remember

 

[Shugg84]

Then dumped the powder in her mouth. Then took a long swig of coke. .

Then looked at me and said. Now I just took Coke in your car. . .Then laughed right in my grill.

nikka....that hoe def actin up...I hope she was fine as frog legs and that you hit...otherwise

general i think its a pittsburgh thing breh. i been taking L's out the Wazoo since i can remember

Must be...just look at Wiz..nikka wifed a hoe.

 

[STEVE]

as a native PGHer i can attest that i have many many L's stacked up but none that match GM's comedic tour de force that is this thread

 

[TNC]

classic thread

 

[904]

She worked at the mirage? She just didn't have coke on her right then.. She prolly had them pills though

And your lil peanut experience reminds me of the first time I went to a crab boil

 

[General Mills]

She worked at the mirage? She just didn't have coke on her right then.. She prolly had them pills though

And your lil peanut experience reminds me of the first time I went to a crab boil

I got quick sad stories about crabs.

1st one involved the same chick. . Brehs I had just came to Jax. I knew nothing about down south living. I actually knew nothing about fresh seafood. . .

Now her fam was from St. Augustine. . So we would go down there. For anyone that knows. . St. Augustine has a lil tourist area. . And some really poor sections where all the black people are. Literally you go across some train tracks and you are in Beirut.

We get down there and she says. . Lets go get some garlic crabs. . I was. We pull up to this shack. . . And he gives us this tray. .

I did not even know where to start. . It looked like giant sea spiders covered in garlic and butter. . She digs in and is

 

[General Mills]

It did smell good though. . So I gingerly pick up a crab and I am busy trying to figure out where the fukk do I start. . . . Meanwhile. . This greedy heffa. . Do you think she even tried to tell me what to do?

I look at her and she is already halfway thru the TRAY! I am still on my first one! She looks at me And continues to

She has butter and garlic running down her chin. Long story short. . . We ended up getting another tray also. . Brehs I was hooked! It was amazing!!


After that day. . I went back to my ship.. but all I could think about was those garlic crabs!

 

[bufu]

at that chick tho for not even giving you a tutorial. Even when I first did coke, they told me what was good and what wasn't

 

[General Mills]

So every other day for about three weeks. . I made my trek down to St. Augustine to get some crabs. Did not even tell her. I went dolo. She ate them too fast. I wanted them for myself.

Now to St. Augustine from Mayport where the ship was at. . was a good 40-45 minutes. EACH WAY. I did that shyt. Them crabs were

One day on my ship. . I pulled out my tray and nikkas was Told them all about this new thing. . Called Garlic Crabs!!

I remember my homies looking at me like. . New?? I said yeah man! They got this lil spot in the hood in St. Augustine. Breh I ran up on a landmine!!


Homie - Hold up hold up. . You mean to tell me you are driving 40 minutes one way for some garlic crabs??

Me - Yes nikka! Its the newest thing! Dont hate breh.

Homie -

Other nikkas - nikka! DONT YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET GARLIC CRABS ANYWHERE?? There is a spot 2 minutes away from here!

Me -

 

[King Theo]

I remember my homies looking at me like. . New?? I said yeah man! They got this lil spot in the hood in St. Augustine. Breh I ran up on a landmine!!


Homie - Hold up hold up. . You mean to tell me you are driving 40 minutes one way for some garlic crabs??

Me - Yes nikka! Its the newest thing! Dont hate breh.

Homie -

Other nikkas - nikka! DONT YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET GARLIC CRABS ANYWHERE?? There is a spot 2 minutes away from here!

Me -

 

[Roger Sterling]

Me - Wtf is headache powder. . . .

I'll be honest - I've never heard of this "headache powder" shyt myself. Woulda assumed cocaine too!

These look abnormally large.