The General Mills Chronicles.

[killacal]

General!!!!!

 

[NYChase718]

this is fukking incredible

 

[Swagaveli]

Wellp, atleast we know Millsky isn't dead or some shyt. Let us carry on with the famine brehs

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

re reading these shyts is still funny

 

[General Mills]

I did not mean to have my brehs starve.

This is a quick one.

My first Florida Sonnings.

All of this centered around when I first came to Florida while I was in the Navy. I met this chick who stripped at the Mirage and we hung tough for a bit. .. Cotdam . . I kept sonning myself in hilarious ways.


First up. I am driving and she is in the passenger side. We are cruising when she pulls out a lil piece of wax paper and unfolds it. . On her lap is a lil pile of cocaine. .

I am She has the audacity to pull that out. . Like its all sweet? I am driving and looking at her out the side of my eyes. Meanwhile she is blissfully unaware that I am aggy. She is humming a tune while shifting the cocaine powder around on the lil wax paper.

Brehs I am I mean seriously wtf? Am I that much of a herb that she can casually pull out coke and do lines in my car?

 

[Ohene]

we out in Florida now ?

 

[General Mills]

So I am sitting there driving trying to figure out the best way to approach this. . . . I clear my throat. . She looks at me and smiles. Goes back to shifting around her yayo. . .


Now to be honest. . I was 20 and have never seen coke before. .And was totally shocked that this was going to be my introduction. . Was she going to snort it? How else could she take it?? Was there a needle involved? WILL SHE ACTUALLY SHOOT UP?? I am like fuuckkkk I am in the Service. . If I get pulled over with this in my car my Chief will have me by the balls finally.


So I decide to just let her know how I feel about this disrespect.


Me - ummm. Hey ma.

Her - Hey babe! Whats good with you?

Me - I am just going to say this. . I think I am a pretty cool and amiable guy. I am not the one to tell you what or what not to do. BUT. . .I dont think I can stand for this. . .

Her -

 

[General Mills]

Now she is looking at me real dumb. . With the coke sitting on her cotdam lap. . And she is looking at me like I am speaking Mandarin. . So I get a lil heated.

Me - I mean seriously. . How could you think its cool to just whip that out and not even tell me that its in my car. I dont get down like that.

Her - Gen. . Baby. . What the fukk are you talking about??

Me - THE COKE!!

Her - * pulls coke bottle from the cup holder * I am confused babe. You dont want coke in your car??? Are you more of a RC Cola guy??

Me - * whip the car into a gas station and park * Why are you playing dumb? The COKE on your lap!

Her - . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . ...... . . . . . . . . . . ..

Me -

 

[General Mills]

Me - What is so funny? Cause quite honestly I feel super disrespected. At least give me a heads up. . I had no idea you was even into Cocaine like that. And then you just casually pull it out in MY CAR!

Her - * she puts her head down and I see her shoulders shaking *

Me - Dont cry. . I am just saying. It was a suprise ya know?

Her - * head comes up and she has tears on her cheeks *

Me -

Her -

Me -

Her - Its Goodys HEADACHE POWDER!!

Me - Wtf is headache powder. . . .

 

[Ice Cold]

LOL, we doing lines while in the whip now

 

[General Mills]

After she explained to me what it is. . AND what its used for. . I was just She could not stop laughing. She jumped on her cell and started dialing and laughing. .

 

[Ohene]

lmfaoooooo i had a feeling it wasnt coke!

 

[DA_LURKA]

this nikka general's the realest i thought that shyt was coke the first time i saw it too

 

[Ohene]

never heard of that shyt in my life

 

[General Mills]

Did the sonnings stop that day?



What do you think?


We were actually on the way to this lil hood bar on the eastside to link up with her sister. The whole way there she is cackling like a hen.

We get there and I guess I am still looking a lil aggy. She was clowning me the whole way there. She simply looked at me and and walked in the bar. . So I followed. .

We get in there and are chilling at the bar. . . My first real time in a hood down south bar. So I see pickled eggs and sausages in jars. We are chilling. . She orders some peanuts. . And gets back a cup of hot peanuts!!

Me - What is that????

Her - This is boiled peanuts. . You never had any?? * throws peanut in her mouth *

Me - Naw. . . . Never heard of it! * picks up peanut. . feels that it is soft. . pops it in my mouth and start chewing. . *

Her -

Me - mmmmm. This is good. . The shell is a lil tough on mine tho. . But hey its not bad.