The General Mills Chronicles.
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Whoa, zamn nikka...Zamn. Epic epic story yet again, waiting for the rest of it.
Oh btw, WHY THE fukk IS THIS NOT A STICKY? ANYONE, IS THERE A REASON? I mean shyt, this is only the GOAT topic on this forum pretty much
Oh btw, WHY THE fukk IS THIS NOT A STICKY? ANYONE, IS THERE A REASON? I mean shyt, this is only the GOAT topic on this forum pretty much
Dirk Diggler
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I may have told this one on. I could not find it though.
You did and I couldnt find it either
the suspense is killing me breh I need to here the rest of this story[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGhLzHU6vT8&feature=player_detailpage#t=158s]Transformers The Movie 1986 part 5 - YouTube[/ame]
im like jonesing for a fukking fix right now. i need to more!
beenz
Rap Guerilla
B90X
All Star
Flipping through the radio stations this morning and who do I hear? None other than Earthquake. The whole time he was talking, all I could think about was, GENERALLLLLLL!!! HEY HEY! GENERALLLLLL!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU??
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Flipping through the radio stations this morning and who do I hear? None other than Earthquake. The whole time he was talking, all I could think about was, GENERALLLLLLL!!! HEY HEY! GENERALLLLLL!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU??
I have had nightmares.. . . Jaxson Deville taunting me. .
But his voice is Earthquakes. .
malbaker86
Gators
it's Friday Gen, we need our fix 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I was hoping this whole thing would blow over. 
I should have known better than that. Me and the homies were being very quiet. But the whispers kept hanging around.
Soon we were all called to see the Chief Master At Arms. And they took turns interrogating us. When it was my turn. .
They asked me some very specific questions about what me and the new kid talked about. If I knew what was going down. Why I happened to be right there when it all went down. . etc. . .
Then they told me that the other dudes already flipped and so did the kid in jail. And that
The whole time I was respectful and not defiant. Kept a 
smile on my face and denied denied denied. It all seemed very First 48ish.
The dude getting my story got aggy as hell!
Told me he remembered me fukking up his hallways with hydraulic fluid. I was 
After it all. . They could not prove we had anything to do with it. The kid in jail never told!! I was amazed.
New Kid snitched . . If so Id be doing a 100 years.
Story on the New Kid:
He did his 30 in Turkish jail. fukked up his Naval Career tho. The ship had to leave him. . After his 30 he had to wait for the next ship to come which was 3 days after he got let go. The ship left him cash to get a hotel until then. Then he had to report to the ship that was pulling in.
He said while he was there for 3 days by himself he fukked all three of the hookers multiple times. He had 6 Zippo lighters on him.
When the new ship came in and he reported he was thrown in the brig on the ship asap.
Had to stay in the brig on that ship for 30 more days until that ship and ours happened to be in the same port. They then transferred him over to us. When he got with us he was promptly put in the brig AGAIN until he was sent to Captains Mast. They busted him down in rank. He lost his Clearance status. Now he was a lowly seamen deckhand. He lost half his pay for two months and could not leave the ship for three months.
He never told! So we always made sure to take care of the kid when we could. Kept him fed with food and porn while he was locked down. When he was finally able to leave the ship we made sure to get him some puss. Stupid kid fell n love and wifed the ho tho. She had three kids and was 29. He was 21.
I should have known better than that. Me and the homies were being very quiet. But the whispers kept hanging around. Soon we were all called to see the Chief Master At Arms. And they took turns interrogating us. When it was my turn. .
They asked me some very specific questions about what me and the new kid talked about. If I knew what was going down. Why I happened to be right there when it all went down. . etc. . .
Then they told me that the other dudes already flipped and so did the kid in jail. And that
The whole time I was respectful and not defiant. Kept a smile on my face and denied denied denied. It all seemed very First 48ish.The dude getting my story got aggy as hell!
Told me he remembered me fukking up his hallways with hydraulic fluid. I was After it all. . They could not prove we had anything to do with it. The kid in jail never told!! I was amazed.
New Kid snitched . . If so Id be doing a 100 years.
Story on the New Kid:
He did his 30 in Turkish jail. fukked up his Naval Career tho.
The ship had to leave him. . After his 30 he had to wait for the next ship to come which was 3 days after he got let go. The ship left him cash to get a hotel until then. Then he had to report to the ship that was pulling in.He said while he was there for 3 days by himself he fukked all three of the hookers multiple times. He had 6 Zippo lighters on him.
When the new ship came in and he reported he was thrown in the brig on the ship asap.Had to stay in the brig on that ship for 30 more days until that ship and ours happened to be in the same port. They then transferred him over to us. When he got with us he was promptly put in the brig AGAIN until he was sent to Captains Mast. They busted him down in rank. He lost his Clearance status. Now he was a lowly seamen deckhand. He lost half his pay for two months and could not leave the ship for three months.
He never told! So we always made sure to take care of the kid when we could. Kept him fed with food and porn while he was locked down. When he was finally able to leave the ship we made sure to get him some puss. Stupid kid fell n love and wifed the ho tho. She had three kids and was 29. He was 21.
malbaker86
Gators
I was going to ask what's the dude name so we can FB him and 
em but we don't name names around chea in ya story bruh
em but we don't name names around chea in ya story bruh
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Before you start thinking this was a win for me. Hold the horses. . 
They could not prove we did anything. But they do not have too. Its the military. They told me straight up we know you guys had something to do with it. So you are restricted to the ship for 3 weeks.
Ok. Well on my first day of restriction I took a L. At the time our ship was the first in the fleet to get a reverse osmosis distillation plant. Making fresh water from sea water. Before that most ships used a steam process. It made fresh water but it did so slowly.
So back in the day if you was on a ship you could only take short ass showers so you could save water. With the RO machines we can make alot of water VERY quickly!
This is how it set up. .
1. Two fresh water tanks. Forward and Aft.
2. In the engine room there was a meter. . That told me the amount of water in each tank.
3. Periodically I would have to go either forward or aft. . So I could switch the flow of water from the RO's to go to either the forward or aft tank.
4. Reason for this is. . . The tanks filled up so fast with water. . So for example. . . I have all the fresh water going to the forward tank. The aft tank is being used for the whole ship.. . .Once the forward tank gets near full. . I would then switch the flow to the aft tank and make the forward tank be the one that would be used.
I know this is long but its important to the story. Back in the day. . They did not want to waste any water. It was too valuable. So if someone forgot to switch the tanks. . They had the overflow go into a hallway. The main hallway on the ship. The reason for this is. . If we forgot to switch the tanks it would be noticeable right away. Somebody would see a dribble of water from the ceiling in this hallway and report it.
If the overflow just went overboard nobody would ever know. Now back in the day it was not that big of a deal because the steam distillation process did not make water very fast. So it would be a slow dribble of water.
But with the new RO Method. . It produced
So you prob know what happened.
They could not prove we did anything. But they do not have too. Its the military. They told me straight up we know you guys had something to do with it. So you are restricted to the ship for 3 weeks.
Ok. Well on my first day of restriction I took a L. At the time our ship was the first in the fleet to get a reverse osmosis distillation plant. Making fresh water from sea water. Before that most ships used a steam process. It made fresh water but it did so slowly.
So back in the day if you was on a ship you could only take short ass showers so you could save water. With the RO machines we can make alot of water VERY quickly!
This is how it set up. .
1. Two fresh water tanks. Forward and Aft.
2. In the engine room there was a meter. . That told me the amount of water in each tank.
3. Periodically I would have to go either forward or aft. . So I could switch the flow of water from the RO's to go to either the forward or aft tank.
4. Reason for this is. . . The tanks filled up so fast with water. . So for example. . . I have all the fresh water going to the forward tank. The aft tank is being used for the whole ship.. . .Once the forward tank gets near full. . I would then switch the flow to the aft tank and make the forward tank be the one that would be used.
I know this is long but its important to the story. Back in the day. . They did not want to waste any water. It was too valuable. So if someone forgot to switch the tanks. . They had the overflow go into a hallway. The main hallway on the ship. The reason for this is. . If we forgot to switch the tanks it would be noticeable right away. Somebody would see a dribble of water from the ceiling in this hallway and report it.
If the overflow just went overboard nobody would ever know. Now back in the day it was not that big of a deal because the steam distillation process did not make water very fast. So it would be a slow dribble of water.
But with the new RO Method. . It produced
So you prob know what happened.
Shugg84
Banned
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RO's?
hey general you where in the navy right do they teach you gun knowledge?
hey general you where in the navy right do they teach you gun knowledge?
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I was on watch. My first day of restriction. . . . I look at the water gauge. Ok. Time to switch tanks. 
. I was supposed to switch the water to go to the forward tank. I got distracted tho. .
I was leaving to go do the switch when one of my homies runs up. . . GENERAL! He was fukking up a ice cream cone! Dude was fellating the hell out of it no homo.
Now real ice cream is a BIG DEAL. For us lowly sailors who were not Chiefs or Officers. All we got was that Ice Milk bullcrap.
But. . As an Engineman. We took care of all of the secondary equipment. That included all the kitchen equipment. . THAT INCLUDES the kitchen equipment in the Officer's kitchen.
So while doing maintenance I would raid that kitchen too. Mostly for Ice Cream.
BUT we had to be careful. Becuase the officers PAY for their food out of their budgets. . .Now when my homie is waving pralines n cream ice cream in my face. Talkinbout they just got it in. . . . .
I had to make a detour.
I sneak 
into the kitchen. Grab me a fat bowl. . and go into the Anchor Windlass room and proceed to 
Brehs I was in heaven. 
I totally forgot about switching tanks. . . .
. I was supposed to switch the water to go to the forward tank. I got distracted tho. . I was leaving to go do the switch when one of my homies runs up. . . GENERAL! He was fukking up a ice cream cone! Dude was fellating the hell out of it no homo.
Now real ice cream is a BIG DEAL. For us lowly sailors who were not Chiefs or Officers. All we got was that Ice Milk bullcrap.
But. . As an Engineman. We took care of all of the secondary equipment. That included all the kitchen equipment. . THAT INCLUDES the kitchen equipment in the Officer's kitchen.
So while doing maintenance I would raid that kitchen too. Mostly for Ice Cream. BUT we had to be careful. Becuase the officers PAY for their food out of their budgets. . .Now when my homie is waving pralines n cream ice cream in my face. Talkinbout they just got it in. . . . .
I had to make a detour.
I sneak into the kitchen. Grab me a fat bowl. . and go into the Anchor Windlass room and proceed to Brehs I was in heaven. I totally forgot about switching tanks. . . .