The General Mills Chronicles.

[General Mills]

I gotta go back through & read this. Aren't you the same dude who fought the Jaguars mascot?

Aiyo. fukk Jaxson. Bobblehead bytch

 

[the artist known az]

Only on page 5 & got tears running

 

[MoneyTron]

I'm about to block myself from this website at work because of this thread.

 

[unit321]

Man, that last story was nuts. I don't know how you slipped through the cracks. Unable to swim, not learning important things while in training. I had a college roommate who got discharged from the Army for medical reasons. He was telling me during boot camp, there were these two Southern guys in his platoon who were complete idiots. They could not disassemble and reassemble an M-16 after being shown how to multiple times. The guys in their platoon tried to help them but they couldn't remember all the steps, literally.

 

[B90X]

In normal circumstances everyone would be pissed. But there was an inspection the very next day. So this all had to be cleaned up. . PRONTO. Chief tells 1st class to get the whole team together. We are ALL going to be cleaning oil up.

I look at Chief and go.

Me - I cant clean up right now Chief

Chief - WHAT??? You can and you WILL!

Me - I am due to go on watch. . actually 10 minutes ago.


On que the guy I was supposed to relieve on watch shows up. pushes his way into the room and he is He slaps the clipboard into my hand and says that I need to be on time to relive him next time. Then he waltzes out.

I look at Chief. and dip. He was so MAD! There was nothing he could do. . . I had to be on watch for the next 6 hours.

Gee shyt!

 

[General Mills]

Man, that last story was nuts. I don't know how you slipped through the cracks. Unable to swim, not learning important things while in training. I had a college roommate who got discharged from the Army for medical reasons. He was telling me during boot camp, there were these two Southern guys in his platoon who were complete idiots. They could not disassemble and reassemble an M-16 after being shown how to multiple times. The guys in their platoon tried to help them but they couldn't remember all the steps, literally.

I have the gift of gab. Ironically as an Engineman in the Navy one of my jobs was to perform periodic checks and maintenance on all the Life Jackets on the ship. So I had like 15 life jackets stashed where I could grab them at all times.

 

[General Mills]

Just posted this in the Duval Assemble thread. This is a story of my FIRST club experience. I was in Jacksonville in the Navy. .

Its called the Jazzco Jab

Part 1 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095429-post228.html

Part 2 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095527-post235.html

Part 3 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095661-post240.html



The story ended with my homie peeling me off of his hood. Both of my lips and my right eye were sore as fukk. Dimes walking past me And a old head looked at me and said. What your problem was is that you forgot that faq was was a man didnt you? He has probably been fighting his whole life. Take your krispy kreme ass back home.


I took my L and got in the car.

 

[RenAi!]

^^^WOOOOOOOOW that nikka is the nail in the coffin.

 

[Don of All Dons]

Wow Got Dang General Your stories are too much!

 

[L&HH]

Just posted this in the Duval Assemble thread. This is a story of my FIRST club experience. I was in Jacksonville in the Navy. .

Its called the Jazzco Jab

Part 1 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095429-post228.html

Part 2 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095527-post235.html

Part 3 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095661-post240.html



The story ended with my homie peeling me off of his hood. Both of my lips and my right eye were sore as fukk. Dimes walking past me And a old head looked at me and said. What your problem was is that you forgot that faq was was a man didnt you? He has probably been fighting his whole life. Take your krispy kreme ass back home.


I took my L and got in the car.

What the old wise man said is some real spit. Thats why I wouldnt even start nothing w/ a faggie its a lose-lose situation. This reminds of a story around here. Here we hve these parties called go-gos. Basically gogo bands perform and bytches get to twerking and nikkas get to reppin they set/crew or whatever. Almost all gogos have fighting going on the shyt just goes hand-in-hand because its always different crews and and hoods in there. Well anyways there was one beef between two crew, one of regular nikkas and the other was this crew of faggies (yes unfortunately there are faggie crews ). Anyways word got around that at this particular gogo the crew of faggies put the beats on the other crew, had them nikkas running. Me and my broher broke it down like faggies are the worst people to figth because they fight like bytches but with the strength og nikkas. IF you know anything about fights female fights are almost always worse then when nikkas fight. Females flail there are wild as hell so imagine doing that but with the strength and hand coordination of nikkas. is not a good recipe. But like old man said faggies be fighting all they lives cause they always getting picked on and made fun of so if you not a seasoned vet throwing them hands in the streets then you going be up for a rude awakening.

 

[IronFist]

Just posted this in the Duval Assemble thread. This is a story of my FIRST club experience. I was in Jacksonville in the Navy. .

Its called the Jazzco Jab

Part 1 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095429-post228.html

Part 2 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095527-post235.html

Part 3 - http://www.the-coli.com/1095661-post240.html



The story ended with my homie peeling me off of his hood. Both of my lips and my right eye were sore as fukk. Dimes walking past me And a old head looked at me and said. What your problem was is that you forgot that faq was was a man didnt you? He has probably been fighting his whole life. Take your krispy kreme ass back home.


I took my L and got in the car.

learn from the elder my dude you should put theses on youtube

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Hopefully Mills Got Some New Stories By Lunch

 

[General Mills]

What the old wise man said is some real spit. Thats why I wouldnt even start nothing w/ a faggie its a lose-lose situation. This reminds of a story around here. Here we hve these parties called go-gos. Basically gogo bands perform and bytches get to twerking and nikkas get to reppin they set/crew or whatever. Almost all gogos have fighting going on the shyt just goes hand-in-hand because its always different crews and and hoods in there. Well anyways there was one beef between two crew, one of regular nikkas and the other was this crew of faggies (yes unfortunately there are faggie crews ). Anyways word got around that at this particular gogo the crew of faggies put the beats on the other crew, had them nikkas running. Me and my broher broke it down like faggies are the worst people to figth because they fight like bytches but with the strength og nikkas. IF you know anything about fights female fights are almost always worse then when nikkas fight. Females flail there are wild as hell so imagine doing that but with the strength and hand coordination of nikkas. is not a good recipe. But like old man said faggies be fighting all they lives cause they always getting picked on and made fun of so if you not a seasoned vet throwing them hands in the streets then you going be up for a rude awakening.

Thats gospel my nikka. This dude was either an amateur boxer or he threw hands in the street regularly. Plus he had the so he was super flexible and tricky. And he hit hard as fukk! Yeah never again brehs.

 

[James Carter]

why i was making some food thinking what to put on netflix and a show about nikkas being on an island getting at bytches and fighting came to mind. im trying to figure out what show it is and then it hits me ITS YO DAMN STORIES
shyt so vivid reading your words i picture it real

 

[White Chocolate]

Love this thread.