The General Mills Chronicles.

[jaguar paw]

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Oh No..

 

[yeahisaidit]

 

[King Theo]

 

[General Mills]

I was so taken aback. . . And pissy. . . I slipped off the bunk bed. .As I am falling I am trying to spit out piss. I hit the ground hard as hell! Rattle every bone in my body.

Scut is now half awake have sleep coming off the bed the same way I fell down. . Still leaking piss.. .



He is stumbling around dikk leaking. . I am on the floor now with my air sucked out from my fall still getting pissed on. . He wakes up fully. Standing there with a t-shirt and no draws on. Surrounded by all the kids. .. .

Scut then looks down at me covered in piss below him. His face changes from to


Scut - I told you I was going to piss in your mouth.

Me -

 

[MoneyTron]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO...I'm dying in the office breh.

 

[RawDogBandit]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO I know I just woke somebody up here in the dorms LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Regular_P]

I'm in fukking tears over the pissing in the mouth story. God

 

[Regular_P]

General's like a real-life Wyle E. Coyote.

Every time I read his stories I keep rooting for him to win and it always feels like, "this is it, he's finally gonna pull one out."

Then everything falls apart in epic fashion and I'm in front of my computer screen like:

 

[General Mills]

General's like a real-life Wyle E. Coyote.

Every time I read his stories I keep rooting for him to win and it always feels like, "this is it, he's finally gonna pull one out."

Then everything falls apart in epic fashion and I'm in front of my computer screen like:

Story of my life breh. I have the most well hatched out plans. . But I take that L

 

[B90X]

 

[B90X]

He turned around and perfectly hip tossed me into the snow also.

He looked at me like Right before the counselors got there he said " Try it again and I will piss in your mouth "

Scut then looks down at me covered in piss below him. His face changes from to

Scut - I told you I was going to piss in your mouth.

Me -

Scut = Prophetic

 

[RenAi!]

what could I do?

If he dies. . He dies.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

That bible camp piss mouth story alone deserves a Pulitzer.

 

[AsAboveSoBelow]

laugh: we need you on there

When you make a Twitter find me somehow. Your stories are fukking hilarious.

 

[Rigamortus]

I could spend all day reading your stories.