General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Will be back on tonight brehs to finish this one up and start a new one
Cap - This is stupid. You are wasting my time. If this sailor was so bad. .Why has he never been to Mast before?
Chief -
Me - ( on the inside )
Cap - this is silly. Case dismissed. Stay out of trouble sailor.
Me - YES SIR!
Then my chief fukks up.
Chief - Hold on Captain. . This is not right. This guy deserves this because. . .
Cap - ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO RUN THESE PROCEEDINGS CHIEF?? I GAVE MY RULING! I SEE NOTHING ON FILE FOR THIS SAILOR THAT WOULD WARRANT THREE DAYS BREAD AND WATER. IF YOU HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH HIM I SUGGEST YOU USE SOME VAGISIL AND SLAP IT ON YOURSELF. DONT YOU EVER QUESTION MY JUDGEMENT AGAIN. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Chief -
Me -
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I got so much catching up to doFirst I am like. . They are planting shyt now. Agent Gibbs looks at me and
Tell me I have I turn around to look at Hump like confused. . When he comes up behind me and smacks off my kufi!
Says I need to tell him now what I know. Where the rest of the drugs are. . And to come clean. . By now I am thinking hard. . And then it hits me! That aint no damn Cocaine or Heroin. Its fukking headache powder!
After getting sonned by my girl I started using it. The stuff is the best for hangovers! She had gave me some of her supply a while ago but I lost it in my car. .
So now I am I tell Agent Gibbs. . .
Me - I have no drugs.
Agent Gibbs - Well what do you call the powder we found?
Me - Its Goodys Headache powder.
Agent Gibbs - Headache powder. wtf is headache powder? ( Same exact reaction I had when I heard about it. )
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-general-mills-chronicles.23522/page-84My favorite sorry was about the double salute. Anyone know which page it's on