The General Mills Chronicles.

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Cap - This is stupid. You are wasting my time. If this sailor was so bad. .Why has he never been to Mast before?

Chief -
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Me - ( on the inside ) :smugdraper:

Cap - this is silly. Case dismissed. Stay out of trouble sailor.

Me - YES SIR! :myman:


Then my chief fukks up.

Chief - Hold on Captain. . This is not right. This guy deserves this because. . .

Cap - ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO RUN THESE PROCEEDINGS CHIEF?? :birdman: I GAVE MY RULING! I SEE NOTHING ON FILE FOR THIS SAILOR THAT WOULD WARRANT THREE DAYS BREAD AND WATER. IF YOU HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH HIM I SUGGEST YOU USE SOME VAGISIL AND SLAP IT ON YOURSELF. DONT YOU EVER QUESTION MY JUDGEMENT AGAIN. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

Chief - :to:

Me - :umad:

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First I am like. . :childplease: They are planting shyt now. Agent Gibbs looks at me and

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Tell me I have :ufdup: I turn around to look at Hump like confused. . When he comes up behind me and smacks off my kufi!

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Says I need to tell him now what I know. Where the rest of the drugs are. . And to come clean. . By now I am thinking hard. . And then it hits me! :ohhh: That aint no damn Cocaine or Heroin. Its fukking headache powder!

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After getting sonned by my girl I started using it. The stuff is the best for hangovers! She had gave me some of her supply a while ago but I lost it in my car. .

So now I am :smugdraper: I tell Agent Gibbs. . .

Me - I have no drugs. :troll:

Agent Gibbs - Well what do you call the powder we found? :beli:

Me - Its Goodys Headache powder.


Agent Gibbs - Headache powder. :ohhh: wtf is headache powder? ( Same exact reaction I had when I heard about it. )
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I got so much catching up to do :laff:
 
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