The General Mills Chronicles.
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the one that I remember best had to do with some thots in canada, their dudes, and a lethal flying elbow at some sort of community dance 
Oh, and the order to retrieve an oil sample from the engine room
Oh, and the order to retrieve an oil sample from the engine room
the one i want to re-read is the story about him getting into a fight with his barber mid cutthe one that I remember best had to do with some thots in canada, their dudes, and a lethal flying elbow at some sort of community dance
Oh, and the order to retrieve an oil sample from the engine room
he went to a party after with his fukked up hair and his date threw him in the bushes
that community dance one is a classic though, he said the guy flew in out of nowhere and KTFO
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
The second fight I saw Lacey with was on some WWE Handicap match shyt. There was these three brothers. Michael ( the oldest) and two twins. Timmy and Scotty. Michael was a helluva athlete. Pretty boy. Timmy and Scotty were twins but not identical. Timmy was thugged the fukk out. Looked like Willie D from the Geto Boys. He actually just got out of prison. nikka did 10 years for slicing a dude up with a knife.
Scotty the other twin was the class clown. Looked like Dwayne Wayne.
He was the cause of all three brothers getting knuckled up by Lacey. . I was already out of school at my bus stop with my homies playing football cause there is a field right there. Little did we know. . Earlier in the day at school Scotty was at the lunch table with the other fellas cracking jokes on everyone like he always does. He said the reason Lacey talks with such a high voice is because he puts Sugar Smacks up his ass! From the story I heard the whole lunch room was in a uproar.
Everyone was DYING! 
Even the lunch ladies. I guess Scotty looked over at Lacey and he was 
But on the inside he was 
He had already been suspended for fighting twice. Once more he would be expelled. So he ate that insult. . Scotty I guess took this as a sign that Lacey was cool with it. . Started going in on him for real. Had the whole lunch room rolling from what I heard.
Scotty usually took a late activity bus home because of BBall practice. Lacey met Scotty in the hallway after lunch. . Scotty was on some . . hey thank you for being a good sport about the jokes but we are still boys shyt.
. Tried to dap him up.
Lacey apparently kinda yolked him up and said he is riding with him on the school bus. . when he gets off he is catching that fade.
Scotty was shook. . Told his brothers. . They all stayed late too. Watched his bball practice and got on the late bus with him. . So did Lacey. 
I guess everything was tense on the bus. . Right when the bus got to the stop the fisticuffs started. . I dont know what happened. . I dont know who started it. . .But I know this. .I was in the field playing ball and saw the bus pulling up. . I looked cause the bus started jerking and the driver slammed on the brakes and I could hear kids yelling. . I see bodies flying everywhere. . Next thing I know. . the emergency exit opens and Scotty is flying out of there like the Greatest American Hero. . Lacey tossed his ass out. 
Scotty is laying in the gravel trying to crawl. . . . I see Lacey jump down and he is followed by Timmy the thug. . They square up and Timmy is ready. . I see Michael the oldest. .he had got off the bus the normal way and was running over there. . .
Timmy throws a wild haymaker. . Lacey ducks that shyt. . . Timmy throws another one. . Lacey steps back.. Side slips the punch. . . Michael is content to not rush in. ( dummy
) Scotty is still on the ground like a bytch. 
Timmy is amped the fukk up. .. He tears off his shirt. . Is cussing and talking shyt. . Points at Lacey
and tells him to fight like a man. . Timmy throws another punch. . .while he is winding up tho Lacey punches him fast as fukkkk!! 
He literally started his punch motion after Timmy started his. . and literally. . beat him to the punch. . Knocked him the fukk out. I was 
Scotty the other twin was the class clown. Looked like Dwayne Wayne.
He was the cause of all three brothers getting knuckled up by Lacey. . I was already out of school at my bus stop with my homies playing football cause there is a field right there. Little did we know. . Earlier in the day at school Scotty was at the lunch table with the other fellas cracking jokes on everyone like he always does. He said the reason Lacey talks with such a high voice is because he puts Sugar Smacks up his ass! From the story I heard the whole lunch room was in a uproar.
Everyone was DYING! Even the lunch ladies. I guess Scotty looked over at Lacey and he was But on the inside he was He had already been suspended for fighting twice. Once more he would be expelled. So he ate that insult. . Scotty I guess took this as a sign that Lacey was cool with it. . Started going in on him for real. Had the whole lunch room rolling from what I heard.Scotty usually took a late activity bus home because of BBall practice. Lacey met Scotty in the hallway after lunch. . Scotty was on some . . hey thank you for being a good sport about the jokes but we are still boys shyt.
. Tried to dap him up.
Lacey apparently kinda yolked him up and said he is riding with him on the school bus. . when he gets off he is catching that fade.
Scotty was shook. . Told his brothers. . They all stayed late too. Watched his bball practice and got on the late bus with him. . So did Lacey. I guess everything was tense on the bus. . Right when the bus got to the stop the fisticuffs started. . I dont know what happened. . I dont know who started it. . .But I know this. .I was in the field playing ball and saw the bus pulling up. . I looked cause the bus started jerking and the driver slammed on the brakes and I could hear kids yelling. . I see bodies flying everywhere. . Next thing I know. . the emergency exit opens and Scotty is flying out of there like the Greatest American Hero. . Lacey tossed his ass out. Scotty is laying in the gravel trying to crawl. . . . I see Lacey jump down and he is followed by Timmy the thug. . They square up and Timmy is ready. . I see Michael the oldest. .he had got off the bus the normal way and was running over there. . .Timmy throws a wild haymaker. . Lacey ducks that shyt. . . Timmy throws another one. . Lacey steps back.. Side slips the punch. . . Michael is content to not rush in. ( dummy
) Scotty is still on the ground like a bytch. Timmy is amped the fukk up. .. He tears off his shirt. . Is cussing and talking shyt. . Points at Lacey
and tells him to fight like a man. . Timmy throws another punch. . .while he is winding up tho Lacey punches him fast as fukkkk!! He literally started his punch motion after Timmy started his. . and literally. . beat him to the punch. . Knocked him the fukk out. I was
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Michael the oldest was furious. . He was in shape. . But he was no fighter. 
He did not even get a lick in. He started bobbing up n down but he had his hands at his sides. Lacey hit him and Mike crumbled like some Blue Cheese.
Scotty was still on the ground like a faggit Lacey walked over to him. Scotty had the nerve to try and crawl under the bus..???!! Lacey got down there and dragged his carcass out.
Picked him up, said in his high voice. .
Lacey - You got jokes eh.
Scotty -
I am soooo sorry!!!
Lacey grabbed him and Scotty feebly tried to hold him off. . .Lacey just waited and hit him with a perfect shot.. . Scottys body melted to the pavement and he layed down perfectly on the ground and started snoring.
So this was the nikkas whose bike I stole. . But at the time I was oblivious. . And he did not see me anyway so what does it matter right?
Wrong. . Lacey was livid. . He started asking cats in the neighborhood who took his bike! He was on some Law n Order shyt. . Snatching up random kids. . Asking why they stole his shyt. . Nobody knew nothing. . .
Well he grabbed this one kid who bought some Bike Pegs and Mags off of my breh Andy a week before. Under the penalty of a ass whipping the kid swore he did not take the bike. . But he knew a white kid who was selling bike parts. .
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Andy told me he was in the shop ( His garage ) working on bikes. .Laceys bike was in the garage.. .He sees a head looking in the garage window.
Its Lacey. . He sees his shyt. . . .And starts bamming on the door. . Andy is a lil nerdy cac. He dont want no issues. He figures its another customer. 
He opens the door and gets a punched back into his garage.
He did not even get a lick in. He started bobbing up n down but he had his hands at his sides. Lacey hit him and Mike crumbled like some Blue Cheese. Scotty was still on the ground like a faggit
Lacey walked over to him. Scotty had the nerve to try and crawl under the bus..???!! Lacey got down there and dragged his carcass out.
Picked him up, said in his high voice. .
Lacey - You got jokes eh.
Scotty -
I am soooo sorry!!!
Lacey grabbed him and Scotty feebly tried to hold him off. . .Lacey just waited and hit him with a perfect shot.. . Scottys body melted to the pavement and he layed down perfectly on the ground and started snoring.
So this was the nikkas whose bike I stole. . But at the time I was oblivious. . And he did not see me anyway so what does it matter right?
Wrong. . Lacey was livid. . He started asking cats in the neighborhood who took his bike! He was on some Law n Order shyt. . Snatching up random kids. . Asking why they stole his shyt. . Nobody knew nothing. . .Well he grabbed this one kid who bought some Bike Pegs and Mags off of my breh Andy a week before. Under the penalty of a ass whipping the kid swore he did not take the bike. . But he knew a white kid who was selling bike parts. .
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Andy told me he was in the shop ( His garage ) working on bikes. .Laceys bike was in the garage.. .He sees a head looking in the garage window.
Its Lacey. . He sees his shyt. . . .And starts bamming on the door. . Andy is a lil nerdy cac. He dont want no issues. He figures its another customer. He opens the door and gets a punched back into his garage. 
good god nikka u fukked up sum serious, this nikka Lacey got hands out the wahzoo.....finish the L @General Mills
Indiglow Meta (R$G)
Ultra.
Wow....this nikka is the coolest lame ever.
He's like what I would have been like if I was dark skinned and stayed in the suburbs my whole life instead of a few years. His Ls are Dubs...son's like a living cartoon!
He's like what I would have been like if I was dark skinned and stayed in the suburbs my whole life instead of a few years. His Ls are Dubs...son's like a living cartoon!
beenz
Rap Guerilla
can't wait to hear how this plays out. that nikka lacey is a BEAST!!!
malbaker86
Gators
Thinking on a toilet
Rookie
You would think you get used to these cliff hangers by now. But.... 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I'm with you Brehs. Tried to finish last night but work shyt went nuts. I ended up being there till 3am.. I work for the helpdesk for the nba and nhl. Last night we had a lil fiasco.
Remind me to tell y'all how I fukked up this summer in Vegas at the nba summer league. Patrick Ewing sonned me ferociously.
Remind me to tell y'all how I fukked up this summer in Vegas at the nba summer league. Patrick Ewing sonned me ferociously.
