The General Mills Chronicles.

General Mills

General Mills

More often than not I tend to take that L.
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I woke up one morning. . Will never forget this shyt. Woke up and I knew I had my homies bike stashed in the woods behind my house for me to ride to summer school. . I had not boosted a bike in four days. . I had already told myself that I had no reason to do it anymore. . But that night I had the most vivid dream brehs. . I was riding down this perfect hill. . .the sky was a crazy purpleish color. .

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Like the color of Cam'ron's cd cover for Purple Haze. . . I was riding my stolen Mongoose in the dream. . then it morphed into this bad ass Mountain Bike I had seen two weeks earlier. . I had attempted to get that bike in real life but I got spooked and dipped cause I saw a old man walking a dog. . I woke up in a cold sweat. . I NEEDED THAT BIKE. No I needed a fix brehs.

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And I swore that that bad ass Mountain Bike I saw would be the last one I would steal. It was calling me. :to: I got up and hit the road. . I knew exactly where the house was. . I peeped the scene for like 10 minutes. . I was in some bushes watching my prey silently . . No movement anywhere. . She was on her kickstand under a porch awning. . She was a magnificent creature.. :blessed: And it looked like somebody washed her too. . How thoughtful of them. :shaq: She was a mountain bike but she had never seen dirt. . For some reason I was not as nervous as I should have been. . I walked boldly up to the back porch. .

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Admired her for a sec. . Then got on her smooth and pedaled away slowly. . There was no frantic rush. . No mad dash for the road. . I just savored this moment. . Cause this was going to be the last bike I ever boosted. . Turns out that last part was right. :ehh: It was the last bike I ever boosted. . Things did not turn out like I intended tho. :mjcry:
 
General Mills

General Mills

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I was slowly pedaling off the porch and I was just taking everything in. . Well. . I took everything in except the flower pot I hit. :wow: Made a helluva racket. :sadcam: I froze. . . Then I hear a damn dog inside the house barking like crazy!! I hear a thump of somebodies feet hitting the ground from a bed. . There was a window right by my face. . I assume it was a bedroom window. . I turn away from the window and wheelie off the porch!

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As I get ready to hit the corner I hear a kid. . a high pitched voice yell out " HEYYYY THATS MY BIKEEE!!" :damn:

I :mjlol: at the thought of a young kid watching his property get Excite Biked out of his own backyard.

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I hit the street and was ghost! :myman: That damn bike rode like a dream. Shifted gears and soon I was cruising on the way to school. Only thing that kid saw was my rump as I dipped on him. Little did I know this was the beginning of the end. :snoop:

The kid whose bike I stole. . Was no kid. .:sas2: He had a high pitched voice. And his name was Lacey. That was his first name. . He was in high school . And a knockout artist.:sas1: He had hella bodies. . I saw two of his fights first hand. They both happened at my bus stop . The first one was the year previous. . Halloween night. Me and my breh Jamie were trick or treating. . Saw some fat kid with a nice plump bag by himself.. The rumor was that the lil kid was a fakkit. My homie ran up on him.

Jamie - Aye fakkit. Whats in the bag? :birdman:

Lil faq - :why: Aw mannn. Just my candiesssss..

Jamie - Go ahead and give it to me. You are fat enough. And you are already sweet. Faggettt. :ufdup:

Me - Cmon homie. :whoa: Let bounce. We dont need his candy. Let him be.

Jamie - ( shoves the fakkit to the ground and reaches in the bag. . takes out snickers. .eats it. . then dumps his candy down a sewer ) STOP BEING GAY FAKKITTT:demonic:


Lil faq - :damn::sadbron:

Me - :wtf: Breh WTFFFF??????? This kid is in Middle School!




Jamie and I did not know that his older brother was Lacey. The VERY next day. . We are on our bus on our way home. .And there was a newcomer sitting in the back. We get off at our stop. . Lacey gets off too. . He yells out JAMIE!

Jamie - Whats up. You called me?:ld:

Lacey - How was that Snickers tho?:beli:

Jamie - First their was confusion. . . :what: Then I saw the realization creeping into his face slowly. . . :dwillhuh: As that happened the color drained from his face. . :merchant:. Then he tried to implicate me. :stopitslime: "Me and Gen was just playing man."

Me - :whoa::whoa:


Lacey - He did not even look at me. He said "my brother showed him who we were at school. My brother said the black ass kid did not cause any trouble . But the yellow kid who looks like Al Jarreau called him a faggit and wasted his candys" . . then he closed the distance between him and Jamie quicker than I thought imaginable.. And slapped him to the ground like he was a child.

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Then calmly picked him up and slapped him down again.

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I was :lupe:. . . I watched my homie get slapped like 10 times.. . .Each slap took a slice of his soul. :skip: Each time he fell. . Lacey reached down and picked him up. . And slapped him again. . After it was all over. . Jamie ran home. . told his older brother who was home on leave from the Army. . I did not see the fight. . And Jamie refused to tell me. . But the kids who saw it said that the man in the Army uni got the beats put on him something serious.
 
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