The General Mills Chronicles.

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I'm with you Brehs. Tried to finish last night but work shyt went nuts. I ended up being there till 3am.. I work for the helpdesk for the nba and nhl. Last night we had a lil fiasco. :wow:

Remind me to tell y'all how I fukked up this summer in Vegas at the nba summer league. Patrick Ewing sonned me ferociously. :sadcam:
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I'm with you Brehs. Tried to finish last night but work shyt went nuts. I ended up being there till 3am.. I work for the helpdesk for the nba and nhl. Last night we had a lil fiasco. :wow:

Remind me to tell y'all how I fukked up this summer in Vegas at the nba summer league. Patrick Ewing sonned me ferociously. :sadcam:

FAM! You met Pat Ewing!!!
 

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I'm with you Brehs. Tried to finish last night but work shyt went nuts. I ended up being there till 3am.. I work for the helpdesk for the nba and nhl. Last night we had a lil fiasco. :wow:

Remind me to tell y'all how I fukked up this summer in Vegas at the nba summer league. Patrick Ewing sonned me ferociously. :sadcam:

:feedme: :mjlol:
 

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Now let me back up a quick second. If you remember I was on restriciton the whole summer . I was not able to leave my porch because of the Train Swag Surfin Incident. . . Despite all that I managed to start a successful Bike Chop shop. . I also found love. :smugfavre:

Her name was Ebony. She lived two houses down. She just moved in with her Aunt and Uncle. . She was over the house on day playing with my sister and we locked eyes. .



Ebony >:lupe: ....... :leon:< Me


She had that pretty coca skin. :ahh: IM IN LOVE WITH THE COCA :lawd:


We started plotting times to chill. She would come over and play with my sister and then we would sneak in the bathroom and kiss. :shaq: Till my mom busted that shyt up. . . .Caught me about to go in there and she was on some. .

Mom - General!! Ebony is in the bathroom already!! Get your fast ass upstairs!! :usure:

So after that we would meet up outside in my backyard when I would go take the trash out. In my backyard we had a shed. In the shed we kept the trash cans cause the rac00ns in the area were on some Jurrasic Park shyt. Behind our neighbors house was a lil trail. . She would take the trail from her house to my backyard. . Post up and wait for me. . I would look out the kitchen window and see her peeking around the corner of my neighbors house. . Then I would scramble all over the house looking for trash to take out. :lolbron: Eventually we came up with a better way. . I had my brother give her one of my walkie talkies. :ehh: When she was ready to meet she would hit me up. :ehh:

In truth she was a dime and kinda out of my league. . But to her I was a bad boy. :yeshrug: I got in enough trouble to get punished for the WHOLE SUMMER. I stole bikes, and I was the manager of a chop shop. I always had lil pocket change to trick on her if she wanted something from the Ice Cream Man. In essence. . I was that nikka. :obama:

And us sneaking around got her lil panties all moist. :sas2: So it would go like this.

Ebony - E-Love calling Big Gen. E-Love calling Big Gen. . come back. :lolbron:

Me - I read you loud and clear E-Love. :steviej:

Ebony - Big-Gen I am outside at your backdoor... come back.


Me - Thats a big 10-4 E-Love. The smokey is in her bed. I repeat the smokey is in her bed. I will be down in 5. Do you read me?:youngsabo:


Ebony - I read you loud and clear Big Gennnnn.... Over and out! :takedat:




I would then go down and take out some phantom trash. . And kiss my honey dip for a like 5 minutes. Brehs I was so happy. :mjcry: I had it all except for my freedom. . I had money, new whips ( bikes ), a girl, and I was a kid with status on my street. I was the middle man for the bike trade. . Kids would hit me up through my brother when they needed something. . They would pay him. . I would then call Andy. . And the shipment would get delivered to the Kids doorstep. . shyt was better than Fed-EX.


Till Lacey came through and literally crushed the buildings. :sadbron:
 

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@General Mills your childhood neighborhood is like adolescent fantasy land breh :mjcry:

nice bikes everywhere, just lying around :mjcry:
kids skateboarding to school OR just fukkin around on train tracks like stand by me :mjcry:
garages full of bike parts that parents apparently never check even tho kids are spending hours a day in there using tools and shyt, being industrious and practicing team-building skills :mjcry:
lil trails between houses that lead you to cocoa skinned girls ready to make out for 5 mins :mjcry:
 

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After Lacey balled up Andy in his own damn garage!! His cousin and brother ran down to help. . But they did not want it with him at all. :whoa: Not only because it was Lacey. . He also had like 4 other goons with him. . Lacey was getting ready to bust out Andy's teeth when he stopped. . . He realized that the kid who stole his bike was black. . He saw the back of my head when I was riding away. .


He punched Andy in the gut and said.

Lacey - Who stole my bike. :ufdup:

Andy - (gasping for air) It was. . . . .

Lacey - (Hits him in the stomach before he can say it) Who stole my bike :ufdup:

Andy - It was. .

Lacey - Hits him in the stomach before he can say it) Who stole my bike :ufdup: Lacey did this 4 times in a row.

Andy - PLEASE PLEASE! :why: DONT HIT ME NO MORE! IT WAS GENERAL!! IT WAS GENERAL! :bryan:



Lacey did not know who I was exactly. He knew my face cause he beat up my homie before. . But he never knew my name. . Well Andy delivered him to my front porch. :damn: I am chilling on my porch watching the results of my handiwork. Kids zooming up and down the street. . I had a sense of satisfaction cause I was the cause of this. . Lil Jerome over there. . Yeah I got him some new brakes. . Dan? He got some tires from me. . I was :myman: Next thing I know I see a commotion. . I see a crowd of kids. . And in the front is Andy getting pushed by some high school kid. .

It did not even occur to me that I had his bike. I figured it was a unsatisfied customer. I am on the porch like. :win: Eating a freezer pop.

Me - hey hey hey guys. Whats going on?? :whoa:

Andy - My bad Gen! He came busting up and he. . .

Lacey punched the fukkk out of in the side of his head!!!! :damn::damn: I was like HOLY shytTT!!!! :wtf:. Poor Andy. . He was :dead: I was in shock. WTF Is going on!! Then I start to realize I may be in trouble. . . .

Lacey was cracking his knuckles and took off his sweat pants. . He had on some wrestling shorts. . . He said. . Come off that porch. . We got a problem. You stole my bike. I looked at Andy and he was pretending to be sleep on the ground. :shaq2: His brehs were running home. . . My fukk ass lil brother had faded to black. . :rudy:

I offered my only defense. :manny: I am on restriction. I can not leave the porch.
 

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@General Mills your childhood neighborhood is like adolescent fantasy land breh :mjcry:

nice bikes everywhere, just lying around :mjcry:
kids skateboarding to school OR just fukkin around on train tracks like stand by me :mjcry:
garages full of bike parts that parents apparently never check even tho kids are spending hours a day in there using tools and shyt, being industrious and practicing team-building skills :mjcry:
lil trails between houses that lead you to cocoa skinned girls ready to make out for 5 mins :mjcry:


I can honestly say. Growing up in Monroeville PA was freakin awesome. Except when I managed to son myself.
 

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for some reason i can't stop reading these stories in ray liotta's voice.

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