The General Mills Chronicles.

[25YOUTHS!!]

He got L stories in the GTA threads. shyts are hilarious.

Link?

 

[General Mills]

@General Mills you should make a GTA Chronicles thread. I'd even add to it with ya.

Breh!! I will! I got soooo many stories of me getting trolled on Gta. Just ridiculous shyt. Last night I saw a cargobob coming over a mountain. I just saw the top of it as it lumbered closer. I check my mini hud and there are two nikkas in it. I grinned to myself. Easy pickings.

I see another white dot coming up behind me so I turn around ready to spray.


But I see dude do a quick u-turn and peel the fukk out! I knew he did not want it. Lol. I turn back around to fukk up this cargobob. .......
.


Brehs....it was a cargobob carrying a tank..... The tank leveled the barrel..... I jumped into my car...

Got blown into smithereens. And had to pay over 9 grand in insurance to get my whip back.

 

[Dre Space Age]

Breh!! I will! I got soooo many stories of me getting trolled on Gta. Just ridiculous shyt. Last night I saw a cargobob coming over a mountain. I just saw the top of it as it lumbered closer. I check my mini hud and there are two nikkas in it. I grinned to myself. Easy pickings.

I see another white dot coming up behind me so I turn around ready to spray.


But I see dude do a quick u-turn and peel the fukk out! I knew he did not want it. Lol. I turn back around to fukk up this cargobob. .......
.


Brehs....it was a cargobob carrying a tank..... The tank leveled the barrel..... I jumped into my car...

Got blown into smithereens. And had to pay over 9 grand in insurance to get my whip back.

LMFAOOOOOOOO SO FUKKIN RANDOM

 

[BruhMayne]

Mills bout to come back like Jordan

Wearing the four-five
But not to play games with us

 

[Numpsay]

I haven't been in this thread for more than half a year and I've only missed an incomplete story?

More often please.

 

[Kublai Khan]

 

[General Mills]

I got stuck at work brehs. Good thing that I'm off Sun and Monday. Sorry for today. But I got this.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Breh!! I will! I got soooo many stories of me getting trolled on Gta. Just ridiculous shyt. Last night I saw a cargobob coming over a mountain. I just saw the top of it as it lumbered closer. I check my mini hud and there are two nikkas in it. I grinned to myself. Easy pickings.

I see another white dot coming up behind me so I turn around ready to spray.


But I see dude do a quick u-turn and peel the fukk out! I knew he did not want it. Lol. I turn back around to fukk up this cargobob. .......
.


Brehs....it was a cargobob carrying a tank..... The tank leveled the barrel..... I jumped into my car...

Got blown into smithereens. And had to pay over 9 grand in insurance to get my whip back.

taking L's in the virtual world as well. You still my favorite L taker though

 

[Shogun]

he's made similar promises before

 

[KOOL-AID]

we starvin breh

 

[YaBishh]

too good to be true

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

i would've never found this thread if it wasn't for the L stories. Felt like I was traveling the world and catching Ls with Mills
That story with the kid hanging on for dear life all the way to ohio was the first one to leave me truly
The anna story, with the way he was describing all the ways he's basically fukked if he misses the boat, and when he got there and it wasn't there
Crazy how many times mills been knocked out and he stills remembers these stories in crazy detail
I wished i could've read the stories from since everyone keeps mentioning how funny they were

Honestly these stories would be great standup material.

 

[Sleepy Walker]

None of the links are working for me

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[Heretic]

where is @General Mills... We need some piff soon or I'm gonna take initiative and write about some of my l's as a child. It was hard being a light skinned nikka in alabama brehs