The General Mills Chronicles.

[The_Sheff]

Best part of that story was not being able to swim coming back to bite him in the ass.

Does the Navy not teach people how to swim? Floating is good enough?

 

[JasonSJackson]

Why give away for free what some people would pay for?

cause we are the ones who are getting it for free u dumb muthafukka

 

[detroitwalt]

cause we are the ones who are getting it for free u dumb muthafukka

U unhappy scrappy?

 

[714562]

This thread makes me want to start my own series on here. Naturally, my stories wouldn't be army-related but my friends all seem to think that weird shyt happens to me.

I may get on that later tonight.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

thank you so much for these stories General.
your L's are now transformed into epic wins by the smiles and laughs you have given us.

 

[L&HH]

Y'all nikkas saying he shouldnt be posting them and should try and write a book and sell them dont realize he could do both. Its what a max 2000 or so ppl that are on this site. There's 400+million ppl in the United States, unless this site turns into reddit within the next couple months, Im pretty sure he can post stories on here and would still be able to pursue a dream of getting them publish if he so wishes.

 

[J.Pinkman]

Best part of that story was not being able to swim coming back to bite him in the ass.

Does the Navy not teach people how to swim? Floating is good enough?

You obviously didn't read the swimming story

 

[RenAi!]

I've she'd so many tears over this thread, breh.

As soon as I read the title Virgin Island Debacle I poured some goose and oj and was thoroughly entertained.

Pooring kool aid on a man's face while stomping him? Wtf?

The goonette double dragon line? +rep!

I hope you have endless stories, man. Best stories in a forum since iono how long. Viva la Coli.

 

[darkmanp]

You a ill story teller. I came in here thinking I was gonna see a buckeye type thread full of , but this is just like Charlie Murphy's Hollywood stories. Damn, I anticipating the next one.

 

[RadaMillz]

We all got similar stories but we cannot put it to words like you lol

 

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[Nick Barnes]

General Mills got the coli huddled together like

 

[King Theo]

hahahhahahah im bent as fukking crying about these fakkits chasing you and getting kicked out the club hahaha we need more

 

[yeahisaidit]

I am literally in tears!!

GM, you deserve a hug or two for everything you've been through!

 

[Token]

General.....you seriously need to post a pic of pretty boy