The General Mills Chronicles.

[yeahisaidit]

 

[dennis roadman]

I remember literally shaking my head and thinking. Christine you dirty bytch. As I am leaning forward I try to get a good look at the chrome. . .

Hold up! He pulled a C Styles!! Thats no gun. . Its a curling iron.

NO!!!! this can't be life.

i'm goin to get drunk. jesus christ

 

[General Mills]

Things went from possible fatality to run of the mill fukkery. When I peeped the curling iron I was

Now C&C do not know that there is no gun. By this time Chris has is a sniveling mess. Christine is still stuttering. . " I dont i dont i dont "



I am

I live for this stuff. Now that I know there is no real chrome involved I can really let loose. I slide up two seats so now I am directly behind the angry cac. I fully expect some fisticuffs.

Angry Cac - ANSWER ME! WHY DO THIS TO ME?? HUH?? WHY CHRIS??


Ohhh shyt. .He knows Chris?!!?!! It gets more interesting!!
I wonder if Chris is his boy?
I wonder if Chris is family? Like a cousin???

Chris - I am truly sorry. . I REALLY REALLY AM PLEASE BELIEVE ME OHMYGAWDDDDDDDD

Angry Cac - WHEN WE GET HOME ALL OF YOUR shyt IS GOING IN THE STREETS! ( Then he turns to Christine and says ) you can have him girl. I dont want his dead dikk ass no more anyways. . . . . .

Christine -


hol hol hol hol up!! Chris is gay?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Looks at all of us and says she will be right back. .

I never saw her again.

I had to stop reading right here and just highlight this. Perfect and I have been there. Your fukking life man. Now back to the beat.

 

[Rigamortus]

That plot twist

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

That plot twist

:wrangler:

 

[General Mills]

The whole bus went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Angry cac was here cause Chris was cheating on him. . I can not believe this shyt! The angry cac steps back so Chris can see the chrome. . . Then starts walking to the front of the bus cause we are at a bus stop and he is getting off.

Chris - fukk youuuuu

Christine - ( still in shock over all this )

Angry Cac - fukk me?? No fukk YOU!!

He then throws the curling iron at Chris!! I see him winding up like Byron Leftwich. . Then I see the curling iron tumbling end over end. . .

At the last minute Chris moves and the curling iron glances off his back of his seat and continues on its path and hits me in my right eye.


I literally saw stars.

Felt like my eye was inside out... The randomness of this L had me like My eye HURT!!!! Had my eye all swollen shut brehs.

 

[Rigamortus]

He then throws the curling iron at Chris!! I see him winding up like Byron Leftwich. . Then I see the curling iron tumbling end over end. . .

At the last minute Chris moves and the curling iron glances off his back of his seat and continues on its path and hits me in my right eye.


I literally saw stars.

Felt like my eye was inside out... The randomness of this L had me like My eye HURT!!!! Had my eye all swollen shut brehs.

 

[Heretic]

how did I know some kinda way mills was gonna catch a residual L. Do you keep them shyts on layaway anytime shyt is looking up mills pulls an L out of his pocket

 

[General Mills]

Ive been stickied.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Ive been stickied.

This shyt is a fukking institution. It's a travesty I didn't do it sooner.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

 

[Easy-E]

@General Mills

 

[yakamein]

Mills have finally been stickied

 

[K-Apps]

I remember literally shaking my head and thinking. Christine you dirty bytch. As I am leaning forward I try to get a good look at the chrome. . .

Hold up! He pulled a C Styles!! Thats no gun. . Its a curling iron.

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