The General Mills Chronicles.

[YaBishh]

Gen sticky status now One for the win column +1

 

[Fujiman]

 

[beanz]

i cant be reading your stories while im at work breh. just as i get into the bus story and laughing out loud, my fukking boss walks in the loading dock. i almost took a L but he got distracted by the garbage not being picked up last night.

 

[That 808]

General FINALLY scored a W & got his thread stickied...
























It still doesn't make up for those life L's though..

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

The angry cac slides into the seat directly behind C&C and pulls out the chrome and places it on the side of the temple of Chris. The whole bus gasps and one old lady in the back goes . . "nooooooooooooo"

Then we hear the cac talking in a angry hushed whisper

Cac - how the fukk could you do this??? you CHEAT ON ME!??? I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU!!

Christine - I dont. . . . .

Cac - SHUT THE fukk UP!!! ( thunder voice on this one )

Chris - oh man oh man oh man

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Angry Cac - WHEN WE GET HOME ALL OF YOUR shyt IS GOING IN THE STREETS! ( Then he turns to Christine and says ) you can have him girl. I dont want his dead dikk ass no more anyways. . . . . .

Christine -


hol hol hol hol up!! Chris is gay?

X

X100000

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

Gen sticky status now One for the win column +1

 

[Swagaveli]

We maajor

COME ON HOMIE WE MAJOR

WE MAAAJOR

- or should I say quadsalute to my nikka General for finally getting stickied up in this bytch. But no biggie, I mean this only was, and is, the number ONE fukkin thing on the internet right now PERIOD...

But yeah...

Feeling better than some new Mills shyt on a Sunday afternoon...Better than a thread that ain't stickied too soooon

 

[MoneyTron]

 

[rlg]

We maajor

COME ON HOMIE WE MAJOR

WE MAAAJOR

- or should I say quadsalute to my nikka General for finally getting stickied up in this bytch.

Better yet

 

[achawk13]

I read this whole thread in two days. I couldn't stop reading. Some of the best stories I've read.
General you have us all with masterful story telling.

 

[DallasTxRep]

What if somehow General getting stickied turns into a L

 

[General Mills]

Tomorrow I am adding more piff!

 

[No Homo]

Tomorrow I am adding more piff!

 

[JayYoung713]

This boy life is like a episode of Everybody Hates Chris lol. This has got to be a top 5 all time thread you should really consider a career in writing at the least Hollywood needs you. on a 5 star thread keep them stories coming bro.