The General Mills Chronicles.
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Saw that fairy launch that fairy gadget and didnt even duck.
You subconsciously knew that taking a L was your destiny
I saw him winding up.
Then when the iron was in flight I was
Fully expecting it to crash on Chris's dome. I saw that iron tumble endlessly in flight. 
Did not expect Chris to pull out some Neo shyt. He did a M.Bison slide to the left. .
And I ate that curling iron.
The whole bus went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Angry cac was here cause Chris was cheating on him. .I can not believe this shyt! The angry cac steps back so Chris can see the chrome. . . Then starts walking to the front of the bus cause we are at a bus stop and he is getting off.
Chris - fukk youuuuu
Christine - ( still in shock over all this )
Angry Cac - fukk me??No fukk YOU!!
He then throws the curling iron at Chris!! I see him winding up like Byron Leftwich. . Then I see the curling iron tumbling end over end. . .
At the last minute Chris moves and the curling iron glances off his back of his seat and continues on its path and hits me in my right eye.
I literally saw stars.
Felt like my eye was inside out... The randomness of this L had me likeMy eye HURT!!!! Had my eye all swollen shut brehs.
I am literally in tears
malbaker86
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Finally my dawg stories are stickied!!
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Ive been stickied.
Bout fukkin time
No longer have to scroll past shytty ass threads to find this masterpiece
I went back and started reading and I just say that cult story, man..holy fukk. I'm dying over here man. My stomach hurts. Mills is the truth
KeysT
Playa from the Himalayas #ByrdGang
Mills you gotta be the greatest. The thought of Finnish Mills somewhere out there gets me. Hope you find him.
Goin back and reading this thread. You have no clue how ridiculously happy I am that Will came and helped the young kid out. Like, this the same feeling i had when Simba steped out the shadows when Scar put his hands on his mama. just pure happiness. THAT'S why you couldn't believe he'd do that shyt. Will was the fukking truth.I was getting worked. Biff was taking his sweet time breaking me down too. I would throw ineffective lil flurries. Land a jab or two. Then he would use his amateur boxing background and basically play around with me.
I was getting desperate brehs. And I was worried about my grill. Just had all that work done. I was breathing heavy and I could feel my eye swelling shut. Meanwhile Biff was looking like he was out for a Sunday stroll.
I decided to switch up the game a bit. . Up to this point it had been a boxing match. If it went to the cards it would be a unanimous decision.
Sooooooo . . . I decided fukk all this boxing bullshyt. There are no rules. He slipped in for another jab and I used his momentum and side slammed his ass clean as fukk! Slammed him on the asphalt and I heard the air go out of him and I heard his head crack on the ground!
Now I have him on the ground and I start ground and pounding like my nikka Ralphie taught me.
I was in a rage. I was trying to hit Biff with everything that I had. At some point I realized I was like Ralphie for real. . I was hollering all kinds of cuss words and they were flowing out of me like a demonic version of speaking tongues.
Biff looked up at me as I rained down blows on him and I saw for the first time confusion and fear in his eyes.That then bred desperation in him and he hulked up and threw me off him! We both scramble up and he points at me and tells me
He bounces on the balls of his feet. Puts up his dukes. . At this point I am gassed brehs. . I used up my energy on the ground and pound and Biff looks like he is just getting started. . I wearily put up my dukes while wondering where the hell my dad was. . . When Biff gets his cabbage knocked smooth off!!!
My nikka Will to the rescue with the brass knucks!!
Cause was good people. He was ya boy. He was fam, mane...
That nikka Will materialized out of now where like a mutant.
Found out later that he was on the way to the store. He lived right up the road from the job. He saw us scrapping in the parking lot. Parked the whip around the corner. Pulled out the knucks and walked up on Biff and stole on him hard as fukk!
Brehs after he hit him I dropped to one knee. I was so tired. . And my face was lumped up.. My nikka Will came over to check on me. . On the way over he stopped and picked up something. . .
In the battle. . . Biff knocked my tooth clean out this time.Aw damn brehs. Will helped me up. . As I was getting up Biff started coming back to life. . . He groggily looks at us and his eyes come into focus. . He tells me as he is getting up that this is still not over. .
Will reaches into his pocket and pulls out his girl's taser and hands it to me.
Will tells me to handle my business. At this point Biff who was trying to get up falls back down like a drunkard. . Perfect time to add insult to injury on this cac.
I grab the taser. . And I dont know how to work this damn thing. I flick the button I think is needed and I dont hear anything. ..
Sooooooo. Like a horsesass. . . I put it on my arm and hit the button again. I felt . . .liquid hot pain in every point of my body. . Like nothing I had felt before. . .
I saw bright lights too. Felt like my whole body was on fire. I assumed I was shining so bright it was like Sunny Delight.
You really...just HAD to find a way to take the L, didn't you? fukking Christ, mills.
The whole bus went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Angry cac was here cause Chris was cheating on him. .
Chris - fukk youuuuu
Christine - ( still in shock over all this )
Angry Cac - fukk me??
He then throws the curling iron at Chris!! I see him winding up like Byron Leftwich. . Then I see the curling iron tumbling end over end. . .
At the last minute Chris moves and the curling iron glances off his back of his seat and continues on its path and hits me in my right eye.
I literally saw stars.
Felt like my eye was inside out... The randomness of this L had me like
hahaha i had to wait 10 minutes to post this becuase i was laughing to hard and tears in my eyes
lmaoooooo
TurboNégro
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