The General Mills Chronicles.
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he had the job like
then someone ran the whip
but then the full coverage was gone
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I totally forgot about dropping coverage. . .. I then start pleading with the agent.
Me - Maa'm. I have been with Progressive for 5 years. . No tickets in the last three years. No accidents. I just dropped the coverage. . As a long time paying customer. . Is there anything you can do to help me?
Agent -
You dropped coverage. I am sorry.
I hung up on her. . . .damn Damn DAMN!
I have a alarm. WTF!!??? Then I remembered. . Late last night The Dude remembered he forgot a case of beer in in my truck. I turned off the alarm from the balcony while he was walking down the the whip. . . I do not remember resetting the alarm. 
The Mexicools were hiding inside when they saw the cops. . After they left they came out. I asked the head Mexicool if he saw anything last night while they were out partying.
Sorry holmes. We got a warning from the complex. Somebody complained about the noise from our parties. We had to shut it down. We cant afford the to have the cops come for us. We are 30 deep in here.
Odds are if they were out there partying nobody would have stolen my whip. I park right in front of their patio. Dammmit! And I have no coverage. . . .
I was so so mad.
But what could I do but wait for the cops to find the whip. Hope that everything is not stripped out. 
Now I had to worry about getting to work the next day. I knew nobody who would take me. . So it would have to be the bus. One person I knew was a master at taking the bus.
He is already shyt drunk when I am asking him. I have NEVER taken the bus in Jax. He maps it all out for me. Where the bus stop was, what time to catch it, What bus to transfer too. The whole 9. According to him I would get to work tomorrow 30 minutes early. Perfect!
The next morning I follow his directions to the T. After riding a long time I ask someone in front of me where he is going. . . .Just to make sure I am on the right track. He said the airport....
THE AIRPORT!
Later after all this when I asked him wtf. . He said he was drunk. He thought I wanted to catch a flight. My job was on the other side of town. I am fukked.
Me - Maa'm. I have been with Progressive for 5 years. . No tickets in the last three years. No accidents. I just dropped the coverage. . As a long time paying customer. . Is there anything you can do to help me?
Agent -
You dropped coverage. I am sorry.I hung up on her. . . .damn Damn DAMN!
I have a alarm. WTF!!??? Then I remembered. . Late last night The Dude remembered he forgot a case of beer in in my truck. I turned off the alarm from the balcony while he was walking down the the whip. . . I do not remember resetting the alarm. The Mexicools were hiding inside when they saw the cops. . After they left they came out. I asked the head Mexicool if he saw anything last night while they were out partying.
Odds are if they were out there partying nobody would have stolen my whip. I park right in front of their patio. Dammmit! And I have no coverage. . . .
I was so so mad.
But what could I do but wait for the cops to find the whip. Hope that everything is not stripped out. Now I had to worry about getting to work the next day. I knew nobody who would take me. . So it would have to be the bus. One person I knew was a master at taking the bus.
He is already shyt drunk when I am asking him. I have NEVER taken the bus in Jax. He maps it all out for me. Where the bus stop was, what time to catch it, What bus to transfer too. The whole 9. According to him I would get to work tomorrow 30 minutes early. Perfect!
The next morning I follow his directions to the T. After riding a long time I ask someone in front of me where he is going. . . .Just to make sure I am on the right track. He said the airport....
THE AIRPORT!
Later after all this when I asked him wtf. . He said he was drunk. He thought I wanted to catch a flight. My job was on the other side of town. I am fukked.
that fool sent you to the airport breh?
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I have no cab money. Hell I barely have bus money. . And HR told me I HAD to be there today. I am supposed to be there in 15 minutes. Even if I had a car it would take me 40 minutes to get there. 
I call HR and let her know I am running late. I am on the bus. She says ok. But she has to let the bosses know that I am late. 
I try calling my drunk roomate but he is passed out.
I ask the bus driver and he gives me correct info. Long story short I get to work at 2pm. 
I walk in and HR tells me
HR - You have missed too much time already. You are too far behind. We will put you in the next training class ok?
Me -
YES YES! Thank you! (I am so grateful! I thought I was going to get fired!)
HR - Oh its no problem. We understand emergencies happen. We will pencil you in for the next class.
Me - When is that? Next week?
HR - It is in 6 months.
Me - oh shyt
I am dead in the water. . . .My one homie told me his job is hiring. I got a interview the next day and got the job. Thank goodness! Now I am still broke. I have to take the bus to work. I re evaluate my life and priorities.
I basically threw away thousands of dollars. And I am now living paycheck to paycheck. I vowed to never let that happen again. I am going to live more frugally. First order of business. . A vehicle right now is not necessary.
The Dude functions just fine riding the bus everywhere. I can too. I can save that cash I would be spending on gas, repairs, and insurance and bank it. So I rode the bus for a whole year.
The fukkery I saw and was apart of is amazing.
I call HR and let her know I am running late. I am on the bus. She says ok. But she has to let the bosses know that I am late. I try calling my drunk roomate but he is passed out.
I ask the bus driver and he gives me correct info. Long story short I get to work at 2pm. I walk in and HR tells me HR - You have missed too much time already. You are too far behind. We will put you in the next training class ok?
Me -
YES YES! Thank you! (I am so grateful! I thought I was going to get fired!)HR - Oh its no problem. We understand emergencies happen. We will pencil you in for the next class.
Me - When is that? Next week?
HR - It is in 6 months.
Me - oh shyt
I am dead in the water. . . .My one homie told me his job is hiring. I got a interview the next day and got the job. Thank goodness! Now I am still broke. I have to take the bus to work. I re evaluate my life and priorities.
I basically threw away thousands of dollars. And I am now living paycheck to paycheck. I vowed to never let that happen again. I am going to live more frugally. First order of business. . A vehicle right now is not necessary.
The Dude functions just fine riding the bus everywhere. I can too. I can save that cash I would be spending on gas, repairs, and insurance and bank it. So I rode the bus for a whole year.
The fukkery I saw and was apart of is amazing.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
Man, I can't imagine having to take public transportation in a city like Jacksonville.
just
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
it SUCKS! Its so spread out. And they have no real system. In Pittsburgh they have Busways. Like a highway just for busses. Other big cities i have lived in like Chicago have trains.
Jax is horrible at Public Transportation.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
he had the job like
then someone ran the whip
but then the full coverage was gone
I feel his pain. I once crashed my whip one like a month after dropping full coverage cuz I was trying to save bread. NEver again. I learned my lesion from that.
i hated the fukking bus here and I only would take it if I had to get on just one or two, i wanna hear these stories cuz i know its some weird people on there no matter where you are
beenz
Rap Guerilla
@General Mills. Man how old R u?
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i paid off my whip 2 months ago and i aint getting rid of full coverage at all...like not at least for 5 more years, they gon have to force me to drop it.
GENERALLLLLLLLLLLL finish the night with this bus ride fukkery...
GENERALLLLLLLLLLLL finish the night with this bus ride fukkery...
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I had been riding the bus about a month. IT SUCKED ON SO MANY LEVELS.
1. I had to be at work at 9am. That meant I had to catch my FIRST bus at 6:30. Transfer to my second bus. . Then take a shuttle to the job. I get there at 8:30.
2. I get off at 6pm. I get home at 8:15ish.
3. There is nothing more humbling and etherous than sitting at that damn bus stop and watching millions of car pass you by without a single fukk being given.
4. Missing the damn bus.
5. Bus never coming
6. Rain
I could go on and on. But it also had its other perks. . . The fukkery!! Ride JTA with me brehs. This one is Chris, Christine, Curling Iron
Every morning on the bus me and the other riders were subject to a soft core porn show. Chris and Christine. And yes that is their real names. fukkem. They would be making out so hardbody on the bus!
It was disgusting. They are moaning and groaning. I see hands moving furiously beneath coats. Like clockwork every morning we would see this.
Once I suspect penetration took place.
Chris had her on his lap.
She is just chilling there. . Then his face goes from to
1. I had to be at work at 9am. That meant I had to catch my FIRST bus at 6:30. Transfer to my second bus. . Then take a shuttle to the job. I get there at 8:30.
2. I get off at 6pm. I get home at 8:15ish.
3. There is nothing more humbling and etherous than sitting at that damn bus stop and watching millions of car pass you by without a single fukk being given.
4. Missing the damn bus.
5. Bus never coming
6. Rain
I could go on and on. But it also had its other perks. . . The fukkery!! Ride JTA with me brehs. This one is Chris, Christine, Curling Iron
Every morning on the bus me and the other riders were subject to a soft core porn show. Chris and Christine. And yes that is their real names. fukkem. They would be making out so hardbody on the bus!
It was disgusting. They are moaning and groaning. I see hands moving furiously beneath coats. Like clockwork every morning we would see this.
Once I suspect penetration took place.Chris had her on his lap.
She is just chilling there. . Then his face goes from to