The General Mills Chronicles.

[KingsnBucs1987]

I watched a tag team steel cage match between my two cousins and some hood nikkas from around the corner. One of these nikkas was a legit 250 pounds and he was only 13. nikkas called him Grape Ape.

He was bodying nikkas. Threw my one cousin headfirst into the chest of drawers. He was

He then kicked my other cousin in the gut. Scooped him up over his shoulder.. Climbed the bunk beds. Got to the top. Pointed at me. Then power bombed the holy fukk out of my cousin.

Now my cousins were as tough as they come. They did not complain or nothing. But they got murked something serious. Grape Ape started hollerin. He wants a title shot! Fucckkkkkk I did not want it with this nikka. The whole time he beat both of my cousins dolo he was chewing on grape now-a-laters without missing a beat.

I'm done, this nikka legit said duke looked like Grape Ape

 

[General Mills]

I am fukk fukk fukkKKKKKKKKKK!! I had a quick decision to make. Think back all of you. The last time you were driving and peeped in the rear view. .

Even if you did nothing wrong you are a lil shook. If you did something wrong you are At the same time things get VERY CLEAR. Like on Vice City when you take the drug pill. Time slows. . . And sometimes. .You think I could get away. I could punch it and dip on that cop.

It is a totally irrational thought and 99.9% of the time we never act on that stupid thought. . . Its not worth it especially if its for something minor like speeding. Well.

The cop was on the other side of Beach Blvd and there was a median so he could not just whip it around to get to me. . . .He would have to go to the light and make a u-turn. In the meanwhile I was 100 yards away from the freeway entrance. Clear shot. . . . I punched it.

I look in my rear view and I see the cop trying to manuver the u-turn but traffic is coming and people are slow to get out of his way! I hit the ramp entrance going damn near 80!

My whole goal was to jump on the freeway.. . Then jump right off at the next exit. . Which is a busy shopping area. The Town Center. . Mix in the cars there. . .Dip out of there from a different exit and head to old girls house.

It worked to perfection! Jumped off the exit. . .Melted in with traffic. . Dipped out and was on my way!!! I was so nervous tho! The whole time I am clammy and sweaty and checking my peripherals

 

[General Mills]

I am avoiding the highways. . I need to get past downtown and heading thru all the lil suburbs and its taking forever. . . .I am dipping thru Phillips Highway when I get shook. . . I notice a cop car about 5 cars behind me. . . . .

My nervousness got the best of me. . When the cop car got caught at a light behind me I should have just kept on riding. . .I am fully expecting lights to come on so he can move traffic to get to me. . For a hot second I am out of eye sight of him and I assume he cant see me. . I swerve into a ghetto hotel on Phillips. .

Siesta Hotel. . . I found out later that inadvertently I drove into a well known drug and prostitute hotel.

I whipped it in there hard as fukk!

I jump out the car and see a chair outside a room. I go over there and take a seat. I figured that if the cop car saw me shoot in there and pulled in they would not catch me in the drivers seat.

I am just starting to relax. . The cop car would have had to past by now. . . Suddenly out of the shadows of the parking lot. . .

A unmarked cop car has been chilling there the whole time.

 

[ThugLife]

Them cops was in the cut like the whole time

 

[Rigamortus]

I am avoiding the highways. . I need to get past downtown and heading thru all the lil suburbs and its taking forever. . . .I am dipping thru Phillips Highway when I get shook. . . I notice a cop car about 5 cars behind me. . . . .

My nervousness got the best of me. . When the cop car got caught at a light behind me I should have just kept on riding. . .I am fully expecting lights to come on so he can move traffic to get to me. . For a hot second I am out of eye sight of him and I assume he cant see me. . I swerve into a ghetto hotel on Phillips. .

Siesta Hotel. . . I found out later that inadvertently I drove into a well known drug and prostitute hotel.

I whipped it in there hard as fukk!

I jump out the car and see a chair outside a room. I go over there and take a seat. I figured that if the cop car saw me shoot in there and pulled in they would not catch me in the drivers seat.

I am just starting to relax. . The cop car would have had to past by now. . . Suddenly out of the shadows of the parking lot. . .

A unmarked cop car has been chilling there the whole time.

 

[LimitedEdition]

MORE MORE MORE!!

 

[yeahisaidit]

You just do the dumbest shyt



It's funny as hell though.

 

[Golayitdown]

Where's the end?

 

[King Theo]

I am avoiding the highways. . I need to get past downtown and heading thru all the lil suburbs and its taking forever. . . .I am dipping thru Phillips Highway when I get shook. . . I notice a cop car about 5 cars behind me. . . . .

My nervousness got the best of me. . When the cop car got caught at a light behind me I should have just kept on riding. . .I am fully expecting lights to come on so he can move traffic to get to me. . For a hot second I am out of eye sight of him and I assume he cant see me. . I swerve into a ghetto hotel on Phillips. .

Siesta Hotel. . . I found out later that inadvertently I drove into a well known drug and prostitute hotel.

I whipped it in there hard as fukk!

I jump out the car and see a chair outside a room. I go over there and take a seat. I figured that if the cop car saw me shoot in there and pulled in they would not catch me in the drivers seat.

I am just starting to relax. . The cop car would have had to past by now. . . Suddenly out of the shadows of the parking lot. . .

A unmarked cop car has been chilling there the whole time.

im nervous for you breh

 

[Two Stacks]

i read this whole shyt and

@General Mills


GENERALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL after the end of this story we want the earthquake story

 

[wishbone]

Undercover cop, waiting in the bushes.
General my friend, hate it had to be him.:ANYWORD:

 

[rlg]

Why didn't you chill at the shopping center instead?

 

[AZBeauty]

Hilarious

 

[#StarkSet]

And what happened next?????

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

!!!!!!!!!1 NOOOO