THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[gluvnast]

Oh and Talia's death was terrible and the worst part of this film.

agreed.

 

[Real]

How am i slow for following the movie? FOH fakkit

If u slow, u slow

 

[jdubnyce]

so killer croc is in the next one huh

 

[Roid Jones]

I guess my main problem with the movie is that I didn't feel like I got my "ass kicked" after the movie was over. I wanted to see Batman go the fukk off. The closest we got to that was the scene where the guy was trying to shoot him in the dark cave. Each flash of the muzzle you see batman getting closer and closer. THAT'S the type of shyt we should've gotten more of.

How much can a 38 yr old with no knees, damaged spleen and multiple concussions go off? he did the best he with what he was working with

 

[Data-Hawk]

Breh i think you got some of my points twisted. I knew before going into the movie that ras only had one child in talia. My gripe with the film is that for 2 hours we were led to belive that bane was the son of ras, so for those 2 hours im like where the hell is talia? (ras true child) and by the time they revealed her it was too late to change how i felt about the film.

Most of the crowd didnt even know he had a child. You still have to make a movie for the non-comic book reader.

 

[Theabbot]

How much can a 38 yr old with no knees, damaged spleen and multiple concussions go off? he did the best he with what he was working with

You're kidding right? This is a Batman movie. fukk all of this reality bullshyt that people keep trying to bring into the mix. Batman is KNOWN for bringing the pain. 38 or 58, he should still be busting skulls open.

 

[gluvnast]

I guess my main problem with the movie is that I didn't feel like I got my "ass kicked" after the movie was over. I wanted to see Batman go the fukk off. The closest we got to that was the scene where the guy was trying to shoot him in the dark cave. Each flash of the muzzle you see batman getting closer and closer. THAT'S the type of shyt we should've gotten more of.

be happy you got those scenes that led to the 1st bane fight... TDK had none of that at all. but i guess beggers are never satisfied.

 

[The Frozen One]

I dunno why you nikkas complaining about Nolan.

The guy is human and he's not perfect. I realized the plot holes while watching the movie, but this is a comic book/superhero movie, what were you expecting.

 

[Brooklynzson]

Plus the john digger guy. He told bane i paid u a small fortune, before Bane killed him.

that snake daggert was financing them in hopes of taking over wayne enterprises not realizing he was duped...then bane snapped his neck!

Forgot about him.... 's

 

[gluvnast]

You're kidding right? This is a Batman movie. fukk all of this reality bullshyt that people keep trying to bring into the mix.

you said him do some of the trickery that he did in begins, you seen him take out like 8 or 9 goons in front of blake like it wasn't nothing later on. you seen him throw his bat darts are goons before lighting up the bat symbol. then you see him kick bane's ass in the end. WHUT MORE DID YOU WANT???? it gave you everything, even a batpod chase, the bat aerial chase...i mean, damn, homie...

 

[Roid Jones]

Oh and Talia's death was terrible and the worst part of this film.

That scene was pure comedy between the awful monolouge and Batman, Gordon, Selina standng there with the face, all I could do was

 

[gluvnast]

I dunno why you nikkas complaining about Nolan.

The guy is human and he's not perfect. I realized the plot holes while watching the movie, but this is a comic book/superhero movie, what were you expecting.

the only true plot hole in the film was how bruce got back to gotham. nothing else was a plot hole, and it was either shown or explained, or purposely left ambiguous.

 

[gluvnast]

That scene was pure comedy between the awful monolouge and Batman, Gordon, Selina standng there with the face, all I could do was

that was such a wack scene. the only scene i truly disliked...

 

[Roid Jones]

You're kidding right? This is a Batman movie. fukk all of this reality bullshyt that people keep trying to bring into the mix. Batman is KNOWN for bringing the pain. 38 or 58, he should still be busting skulls open.

Nolanites gonna be on you for that one

 

[Data-Hawk]

i already said before, being that is it a near 3hr film, that details of how bruce getting back to gotham was unneccessary for the progress of the story. just accept the fact he's the MUTHA-F*CCKIN' BATMAN and therefore is a master of sneaking in undetected, along with the patience to come there at any given point. we don't even KNOW how long he been back! we just now he was. no need to dwell deeper than that.

I love how ppl nitpick in a movie where a guy is driving a bat plane around or most ppl couldnt figure out he was batman. Yes nolan tries to make the movie as real as possible but its still a super hero movie.

ppl really wanted to watch bruce travel back to gothem? I guess yall want to watch hin brush his teeth too?