THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[Return of the Jedi]

Bane's the villian, his backstory doesn't deserve to be as fleshed out as Batmans.

This movie was fukking awesome, this thread already has me with some of ya'll

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

uhm. Bane crushed Batman's soul and in the second fight I would compare it to slipping on a banana peel. He also wrecked half the city and held an entire city hostage and came within seconds of blowing the entire fukking thing to hell.

Yet.. "he wasn't Batman's equal.." ????

 

[Return of the Jedi]

Dope movie. Very satisfied. Don't know where to rank this with the others, I would have to see them all again. I did feel that everyone gave a great performance.




I could see Joker fukking with Batman AND Bane

Man if he was in this tho the movie probably would have been very different. I have to wonder just how much Heath's death impacted Nolan's decision to make this the last Batman he would direct.

shyt would've been AMAZING bruh

 

[krackdagawd]

I thought Alfred gave the best performance of the film Followed by Bane and Catwoman.

 

[EQ.]

and he build the autopilot on the Bat too

aight then he slipped out of the batship and set up autopilot all in under 1:40 seconds

 

[Reality]

uhm. Bane crushed Batman's soul and in the second fight I would compare it to slipping on a banana peel. He also wrecked half the city and held an entire city hostage and came within seconds of blowing the entire fukking thing to hell.

Yet.. "he wasn't Batman's equal.." ????

There's what Bane did and what Bane was. Let's not forget that Bane got a free pass to do a lot of this shyt because Batman was for 8 years. The movie never gave you a sense of why Bane was capable, it just had him doing things in a kind of plot-pushing way.

 

[Bud Bundy]

alright bat fans explain this

how batman back gets broken but all that cures him in 5 months is a rope and push ups?

Also what did those dudes in the pit do to banes face?

 

[gluvnast]

lol @ batman detective skills coming down to visions.

Blake: how you figure out Bane was Ra's al Ghul son?

Batman: Ra's al Ghul told me in a dream

Blake:

i SWEAR that reminds me of the scene where gordon was trying to explain to blake as to why they cover up the truth about harvey dent!!

 

[Sypress]

The nitpicking in this thread

 

[Black Noise]

My main problem with TDKR...Talia's character. It destroyed what should have been an incredibly dope movie. Her "reveal" and her subsequent death scene were #2 and #1 as far as the lowest points of the Batman trilogy.
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I have to agree with this. She's revealed as the only person gully enough to escape that pit and is I guess supposed to be the real super villain all along.

Smash cut to 43 seconds later and she's wrapped her car around a pole like a drunk chick trying to get to her boyfriend's house. Movie might have been tighter if they cut her out. I don't know though. It was a good flick nonetheless.

 

[Reality]

alright bat fans explain this

how batman back gets broken but all that cures him in 5 months is a rope and push ups?

Also what did those dudes in the pit do to banes face?

b-b-but its bane, why should you care about what happened to him?

 

[OneManGang]

Good points all around. How yall felt about Bane not getting roided up during fights though? Or was that scene where his muzzle came off showing how weak he is without it?

 

[Bud Bundy]

The nitpicking in this thread

just all in good fun

b-b-but its bane, why should you care about what happened to him?

Man i thinked they raped his face once he let freash p*ssy go. Also I know kids were in movie and would not get it but damn at Talia's mom. You know the only thing that protected her daughter was p*ssy she had to give up to all those dudes.

 

[Jefe Blanco]

aight then he slipped out of the batship and set up autopilot all in under 1:40 seconds

Yea breh, just like he was crawled out a hole after having his back broken and walking on a cane after 8 years

 

[Return of the Jedi]

The nitpicking in this thread

Dudes complaining about how Batman's belt buckle wasn't firmly centered at all times. It's demonic.