THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

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Ayoo when the fukk did bats get the time to make the fire sign that gordon lit up? you telling me he stood on the bridge pouring gaseline and no one saw him? :childplease:

This, plus I'm expected to believe a billionaire owner of an international company can fake his death then chill in Italy unnoticed? :childplease:
 

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The name being robin was a nice little touch we should be glad we got that from Nolan at all lol since he hates the idea of robin . And Anne hathaway could get it in that suit :shaq::eat: Tom hardy also did a great Job he's small in real life but you wouldn't know it in the movie

I liked Hardy's Bane, physically he was very impressive and despite the difficulty understanding him sometimes, I dug the "who gives a fukk" attitude he had.
Anne Hathaway surprised me too because I had very low expectations for her as Catwoman.


People complaining about how batman did this etc... Its no more unrealistic than Lokis unleash the hulk plan . And I love the avengers but loki did some unnecessary stuff .
My friends were being crabs talking about how did Bruce Wayne get back to the states and was able to sneak into Gotham? My answer? He's the gotdamn Batman, that's how!
 
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Right at the end, they report that a string of pearls is missing. They also said that Alfred inherits everything except the manor that belonged to Bruce Wayne. Since the pearls had a tracking device, maybe that's how Alfred found him and Selina. Didn't Alfred also mention something about his dream would end as soon as Bruce Wayne would nod? Because Alfred got up from the table right afterward, unlike his dreams.

Also it wouldn't make much sense and seems out of place that everyone else is uncovering truths in the present, and they'll throw a dream sequence right in the middle of it.

From youtube:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i01_JOZIzHI"]The Dark Knight Rises Ending - YouTube[/ame]
 

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well at this point he was no longer a billionaire

Even more reason for me to :beli: he lost billions and was all over the news. He would have been Pac sighting status. Yet this dude can live it up with a known criminal in Rome...nah
 

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Right at the end, they report that a string of pearls is missing. They also said that Alfred inherits everything except the manor that belonged to Bruce Wayne. Since the pearls had a tracking device, maybe that's how Alfred found him and Selina. Didn't Alfred also mention something about his dream would end as soon as Bruce Wayne would nod? Because Alfred got up from the table right afterward, unlike his dreams.

Also wouldn't make much sense and seems out of place that everyone else is uncovering truths in the present, and they'll throw a dream sequence right in the middle of it.
Alfred said he would LITERALLY go to that restaurant and hope to see him.

dog, these dream theory nikkas are fukking stupid for real. I didnt think this forum was this dumb :laff:
 

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This, plus I'm expected to believe a billionaire owner of an international company can fake his death then chill in Italy unnoticed? :childplease:

You believe that the same insanely famous dude with such a distinctive crooked ass mouth could fool people in his home town by wearing a mask (that doesn't cover said mouth) and talking in a raspy voice though right?
Its called suspension of disbelief and is a prerequisite when watching a super hero movie.
 

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You believe that the same insanely famous dude with such a distinctive crooked ass mouth could fool people in his home town by wearing a mask (that doesn't cover said mouth) and talking in a raspy voice though right?
Its called suspension of disbelief and is a prerequisite when watching a super hero movie.

And these two examples require the same leap of faith?

:ufdup:
 

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You believe that the same insanely famous dude with such a distinctive crooked ass mouth could fool people in his home town by wearing a mask (that doesn't cover said mouth) and talking in a raspy voice though right?
Its called suspension of disbelief and is a prerequisite when watching a super hero movie.

Well actually no, but that's not what I was getting at. Internationally known plehboi billionaire has faked his own death. Same international plehboi billionaire is chilling in south of France where other rich muthafukkas reside...and he doesn't get spotted? Just no...
 

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And these two examples require the same leap of faith?

:ufdup:

Slap that Batman mask and suit on Angelina Jolie and tell me TMZ wouldn't be running stories about "Angelina Jolie running around town in goofy costume".
And also who exactly is looking for Bruce Wayne so hard that seeing a similar looking white guy in a cafe on a different continent is going to cause some big ass stir?
 
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