DaChampIsHere
Survive the drought
What man doesn't?
Besides the gas, it seems like most dudes are on the "nerdy" chick train now, or at least say they are. 
I'm just not with it in any form or fashion.
the-coli confessionals.
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Besides the gas, it seems like most dudes are on the "nerdy" chick train now, or at least say they are. I'm just not with it in any form or fashion.
ClassyME
Pro
I have a mini tomboy attitude.
I've done some crazy things in life... I wouldn't take it back.
I've done some crazy things in life... I wouldn't take it back.
Can't stand dumb chicksWhat man doesn't?
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
I feel like 
everytime I buy a new pair of shoes.
I work in retail and I could easily move up the ladder, but ion wanna waste my time when i will only be there maybe 2 more years tops.
theres this 29 yr old chick i know. i want to savagely fukk the shyt out of her and nut on her face. she has no GED and is a waitress.
people always look at me as the "good nikka" the example that they want to follow.
one of my life goals is to cop a platinum american express card or a black card for the sole purpose of stunting on nikkas while i dress bummy as fukk.
i feel like people look at me crazy cause i have a limp and have CP and that makes me a bit self conscious but that's fading away.
i dont understand how able bodied motherfukkers can be lazy.
my dream was to play in the NBA but i cant for obvious reasons, which is why i collect shoes.
i have NEVER gotten drunk or smoked ever.
i really am a "good dude" but im a nasty motherfukker. i want to fukk the shyt out of a lot of women that i see but never act on it. cause im always at work and wanna maintain my professionalism.
women be like
laugh: when i talk about nasty shyt.
everytime I buy a new pair of shoes. I work in retail and I could easily move up the ladder, but ion wanna waste my time when i will only be there maybe 2 more years tops.
theres this 29 yr old chick i know. i want to savagely fukk the shyt out of her and nut on her face. she has no GED and is a waitress.
people always look at me as the "good nikka" the example that they want to follow.
one of my life goals is to cop a platinum american express card or a black card for the sole purpose of stunting on nikkas while i dress bummy as fukk.
i feel like people look at me crazy cause i have a limp and have CP and that makes me a bit self conscious but that's fading away.
i dont understand how able bodied motherfukkers can be lazy.
my dream was to play in the NBA but i cant for obvious reasons, which is why i collect shoes.
i have NEVER gotten drunk or smoked ever.
i really am a "good dude" but im a nasty motherfukker. i want to fukk the shyt out of a lot of women that i see but never act on it. cause im always at work and wanna maintain my professionalism.
women be like
laugh: when i talk about nasty shyt.
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
I have recurring (nightly or every other night) dreams about these buses.
They've been retired for 10 years. I have the dream so much that within the dream I'm like
this is just another fukking dream. 
Then I'm like, if I can think clearly, am I really dreaming? 
They're back!
The fleet is either on it's last legs or has been pulled out of retirement. Either way I know there's only like 20-40 left and I dedicate the day to finding them.
Then I wake up.
I also have a recurring dream where I'm failing high school. Sometimes I'm 18 and other times I'm my current age.
They've been retired for 10 years. I have the dream so much that within the dream I'm like
this is just another fukking dream. Then I'm like, if I can think clearly, am I really dreaming? They're back!
The fleet is either on it's last legs or has been pulled out of retirement. Either way I know there's only like 20-40 left and I dedicate the day to finding them.Then I wake up.
I also have a recurring dream where I'm failing high school. Sometimes I'm 18 and other times I'm my current age.
i like being the "rebound" to these females who are going to break ups or have broken hearts... 
i like playing "step daddy" with those MILFS ....
im also the "heart break kid"
im a good actor and i play any role that i have to especially when im bored..
i like to take advantage of these females when theyre really vulnerable, only to later make them feel dependent on me 
i have 10+ girls that are ready to give the p*ssy or that domeski when ever i want it...
i like playing "step daddy" with those MILFS ....
im also the "heart break kid"
im a good actor and i play any role that i have to especially when im bored..
i like to take advantage of these females when theyre really vulnerable, only to later make them feel dependent on me i have 10+ girls that are ready to give the p*ssy or that domeski when ever i want it...
I have recurring (nightly or every other night) dreams about these buses.
They've been retired for 10 years. I have the dream so much that within the dream I'm like
They're back!
Then I wake up.
that part had me rollin
that part had me rollin
It's like fukking Inception or something.
I miss those buses for real though.
I wonder what they represent?
I ALWAYS eat people's french fries during the ride back....always, no exceptions
Me: Aye I'm about to go to *fast food restaurant* roll wit me if you hungry too
Lazy Friend: Na I'm chilling, but aye bring me back two double burgers with cheese and a medium fry *hands over $5*
Me: Cool
*Upon my return*
Lazy Friend: Damn bruh my fries half empty
Me: Aww shyt I knew I shoulda checked before I left. *fast food restaurant* been on that bullshyt lately, nikkas ho'd me the last time I went there
The Coli Confessionals are going to give me a heart attack I swear
When chicks would have accidents () on my sheets I used to tell my mom (yeah, she lives with me 
) that the cat did it.
Then I just stopped giving a fukk. I'm sure she's seen all sorts of pissy sheets, panties, and towels by now.
) on my sheets I used to tell my mom (yeah, she lives with me ) that the cat did it. Then I just stopped giving a fukk. I'm sure she's seen all sorts of pissy sheets, panties, and towels by now.