The Cloverfield Paradox (Official Thread)

[Conz]

Next "cloverfield" movie is set in WW2. Bet it's 1:25 minutes of 2 dudes hearing all this horrific shyt while stuck in a foxhole, then boom

Spoiler

whoa a monster or alien or some shyt!

 

[Bigbigguy]

They should've shelved this

It just damages the brand

 

[pete clemenza]

About to watch.. even though I'm hearing its weak this is still a groundbreaking move by Netflix. Releasing a new movie right after the SuperBowl with no promotion

 

[FlyRy]

I mean...I was excited to watch tomorrow night, ...but these aren't just bad reviews. I don't want to waste time on straight-to-dvd level garbage. My Netflix/Amazon/DVR/Blu queue is like 100 movies deep breh.

I'd recommend you just watch Age of Shadows instead :gladmib:

 

[Romell]

I don't think this is what we were asking for when we said we wanted some information on how they all tied together. Cool concept, horrible and rushed delivery. When is the 4th installment supposed to drop?

 

[Ironman]

I enjoyed it for what it was but that ending was unnecessary

 

[Cat piss martini]

people aint really tripped off

Spoiler

the size/scale of the damn monster
at the damn end

 

[duckbutta]

JJ Abrams and two black actors

Somebody getting saved by a white person and somebody giving they life for a white person

Literally at the parts of the movie where this is happening

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

It was okay.

They definitely just did a quick rewrite to appease the fukking weirdos always crying about seeing more of the first cloverfield film./monster. Wish it was more self contained.


That said the film was just aight.


Felt like a script from the 90s. And why all these space movies always end up with 1 crew member attacking everybody. Swear that shyt happens in 90% of films in space.


Anyway,definitely the worst of the 3 to me.

5.5/10

 

[duckbutta]

at this trash

I swear I ever see Abrams in real life we throwing hands

Dude going to drop that romantic comedy next, with cloverfield in the name

He got me twice with these "tie in" movies he won't get me a third time

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

shyt was cool. I liked all the separate dimension shyt going on and I mean this kinda answer what the fukk happened down on earth right? I'd like to see a movie set in them aliens dimension.. sheeitt :skilp:

Gugu is RAW.. both in the movie and when I see her around the way

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Man, reviews are killing this shyt. Might not watch now lol.

I went in with no reviews. It's always in my best interest to do that. So the verdict is I thought it was okay. Now bytch ass reviewers can tear it to shreds but fukk 'em, they ain't gonna kill my high.

Thank you Netflix. Reviewers are all garbage. Cut out that bullshyt and let us judge ourselves

 

[KingBeez]

This felt like a Netflix/TV movie. I would’ve liked it less if I had seen it in the theatre. I also have more questions now than I had answered

 

[kingdarius]

Niccas in here saying life sucked so I already know I gotta watch it on my own. Props off bat for having a black couple in this. Unless they pump faking to have her cheat with a cac

EDIT: my god this woman is gorgeous

 

[MidniteJay]

So if I liked Life I'll like this movie?