The Cloverfield Paradox (Official Thread)

[Conz]

This was another clearly retrofitted movie... But man without the cloverfield tie in, it woulda been one of all time worst space movies. What a lump of shyt

 

[JayStarwind]

The worst one easily. shyt was just all over the place

Spoiler

the fukking arm shyt?

are they supposed to be what dropped off of Coney island? And now we know it wasn't an isolated event. Still confused about the part 2 monster though

Spoiler: Spolier

John Goodman's character alluded to them being aliens. By the looks of the creature in 2 and the ship(s), I think that's a safe bet.

 

[Mowgli]

Movie was straight but after they killed crouching tiger the film lost its imagination.
Had they killed the remaining Crew stylishly it would have gotten the extra points it needed to be above average.

Better then that Cloverfield Lane garbage still.

I imagine the film having a black director won't help reviews ....

 

[JayStarwind]

I'm nowhere near the critic as most of you are but this movie

 

[ThePsydeFX]

Liked it enough. Entertaining, but I can tell why Paramount was lost with it and dumped it to Netflix. Tone was all over the place and subplots are either dropped or thrown in by telling rather than showing. First 30 minutes was basically all exposition. Movie ramped up fast right after that though.

Spoiler

The whole Earth plot looks like it was shot after they decided to put this into the cloverfield universe. The little girl plot was unnecessary since it never wrapped up really imo.

I was expecting the ending to happen, but not when it did and it got me along with my surround sound.

Spoiler: Ending

Thought we were at least going to get a few minutes of them finding out what was happening when they leave the pod. Then this motherfukker hops up out of nowhere and credits.

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

God this movie was a piece of shyt. It clearly wasn't a Cloverfield movie before rewrites or they just slapped this shyt together either way it was a huge waste of time

 

[Chris Cool]

Was it said when this shyt takes place?

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

Was it said when this shyt takes place?

right before part one

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

I wasnt feeling this one but it had its moments

 

[Mowgli]

Was it said when this shyt takes place?

Before and same time as the first Cloverfield

 

[Brandeezy]

This movie = Life The Sequel (The shytty alien movie with Reynolds)

Same gimmick

Should've had them tie this in with A Quiet Place or Annihilation since they reshot the thing recently.

 

[JayStarwind]

A mini-series tying up Cloverfield Lane would have been better imo Release that onto Netflix to gain some traction and then release a movie at the end of the year.

I liked the ideal of introducing new "monsters", human and inhuman, in 10 Cloverfield Lane and thought that they'd continue experimenting with it in this movie

 

[Adam3000]

Just finished.

Bad movie.

Shoehorned script.

Not good in any way

 

[Colin X]

This movie is basically a weak ass version of Life that dropped like last year

 

[Conz]

I can't get over how shytty this was. Take every movie you've ever seen on a space station, strip literally everything good about it, then toss in a "twist" from another movie in literally the last second