The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Cat piss martini]

What's up @Cat piss martini

I can't focus on making any wins in life because I always think about my losses.
Any advice on how to focus on the wins?

Wins wouldnt be shyt if you won
all of the time.
It would be like if the entire planet
had Superman's powers....that shyt would be nothing.
Let the losses motivate you.
Besides wins hit different after failure.
Think about that chick in the hood
you lusted for but carried you like a lil boy
until you got alittle taller.
Yeah It was over after 6 pumps but
you finally got that p*ssy......can ya dig that?

 

[semicko82]

Wins wouldnt be shyt if you won
all of the time.
It would be like if the entire planet
had Superman's powers....that shyt would be nothing.
Let the losses motivate you.
Besides wins hit different after failure.
Think about that chick in the hood
you lusted for but carried you like a lil boy
until you got alittle taller.
Yeah It was over after 6 pumps but
you finally got that p*ssy......can ya dig that?

Dap and rep

 

[Charlie Hustle]

@Cat piss martini

 

[Cat piss martini]

Ya'll know what time it is.
Time to make your favorite mistakes.

 

[Redwood]

Thoughts on passive aggressive cats and how to maneuver around them

 

[Cat piss martini]

Thoughts on passive aggressive cats and how to maneuver around them

anything outside of the nucleus
of things that matter to you shouldnt matter.

alot of people are incomplete pits of negativity that have
a serious distaste for anything dope that they have no hand in.
they will shyt on the dreams of the people that are trying to bring
said dreams into fuition because they never had or will have dreams
they beLiEve they can make happen.
these people will attach themselves to you in hopes
of being able to watch you fail all while being
prepared to see you win so they can eat with
you when youre successful.
remove them from your life.......family included.
this life is your movie........fukk you look like
letting co-stars and cameo's fukk up your movie?
the camera's are rolling.........get the oscar.

 

[Cat piss martini]

We Shaking off the Haters and Devil Rhythm
this Sexy Morning!!!!!
it's 7:28 am In the STL!
Jungle Love Radio!!!!
Put Some Piss in It!!!!

 

[DA_LURKA]

You should make a YouTube channel and do this... Get paid young fella...

 

[Cat piss martini]

You should make a YouTube channel and do this... Get paid young fella...

I'm a Coli.com Exclusive.

 

[Womb Raider]

Raid some Womb and find
peace in knowing that it
takes alot of energy to be a hater.....alot

Calling in again to ask although I’m afraid I know the answer


Do you think nikkas will ever make an attempt to atone for their bullshyt?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Calling in again to ask although I’m afraid I know the answer


Do you think nikkas will ever make an attempt to atone for their bullshyt?

Some Souls are Damned.
Stay in the Light.

 

[Neuromancer]

Morning Cat Piss. I'm a comic book writer by night. I love it but my work is more on the adult side and it wasn't really well received in the black comics community because there's sex going on in it. (M/F only) but now I see people trying to copy my style with sex in comics when before they wasn't fukking with it and claimed they wouldn't be comfortable with reading it in public .How do I stop caring that people are biting my shyt but acting like I wasn't doing it first?

 

[The Burger King]

Calling back again with another question.

What are some essentials every man should have in his crib?

Moving to a new spot in a nice part of town with a dope view of downtown Dallas and I want to make the most of it.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Morning Cat Piss. I'm a comic book writer by night. I love it but my work is more on the adult side and it wasn't really well received in the black comics community because there's sex going on in it. (M/F only) but now I see people trying to copy my style with sex in comics when before they wasn't fukking with it and claimed they wouldn't be comfortable with reading it in public .How do I stop caring that people are biting my shyt but acting like I wasn't doing it first?

Everything negative in your post
sounded like a lane you got cut out
for (You) to make money.
Post that shyt!

 

[Cat piss martini]

Calling back again with another question.

What are some essentials every man should have in his crib?

Moving to a new spot in a nice part of town with a dope view of downtown Dallas and I want to make the most of it.

Living Room: Dope Sofa /Love Seat and 55 and up inch
Tv is a must!
Have Scented Candles and at Least one Book
on your Coffee Table.

Hang at least two peices of art even if you
have to buy a couple of peices of canvas,
hit the back yard and throw paint at it.
Just make sure the colors pop and compliment
your living room Decor.
Buy A decanter for whiskey/scotch/cognac
with nice glasses and silicone big block
ice cube trays for when you wanna show em class.

Bedroom: Nice crisp bedding,Scented Candles,
45 and up inch tv,Cologne on your dresser.
(women will always pick up bottles and sniff)
One or two Peices of Art.
Having a guitar and a stand in your bedroom
is catnip to women.

Kitchen: coffee maker (keurig) even if you
dont drink coffee.
Air Fryer.
Alcohol area stocked with bottles with red cups.
Keep your fridge stocked with water and mixers.

Bathroom: keep extremly clean and keep
your personal grooming stuff pristine!
Load your medicne cabinet with marbles
for a good laugh because women are gonna
check your medicine cabinet.