The Catpiss Advice Column.

[WaveWhisperer]

Round what time does cuffin season end?


I took a year off dating after a breakup and its only a couple more months before its time to go again. What would you suggest to do to hit the ground running? Im not lookin to be in a relationship i just wana run the streets

bread gonna be straight and i been in the gym the whole year

 

[Cat piss martini]

Yessir, bruh!

Lord knows we all need some help from time to time.

You ever need advice i'm here kinfolk.
This line up is for the breh @Fall From Grace




Put some piss in it!!!!!!
Jungle love Radio!

 

[I love Latina women]

You ever need advice i'm here kinfolk.
This line up is for the breh @Fall From Grace




Put some piss in it!!!!!!
Jungle love Radio!

I appreciate that, bruh!

The music is on point like always!

 

[Cat piss martini]

Round what time does cuffin season end?


I took a year off dating after a breakup and its only a couple more months before its time to go again. What would you suggest to do to hit the ground running? Im not lookin to be in a relationship i just wana run the streets

bread gonna be straight and i been in the gym the whole year

Cuffin season starts in may.
Everybody crawls out of their caves.
it's a era of depression for broads that
got knocked up and nikka's that know
child support is looming
and a era of hope and romance for
harlots with weapons grade birth control
and young players with neo bullet time
pullout or abortion money.

Youre in time for prime Cuffin Season.
On the Piss clock it starts next week.

Broads want step daddys to cop costumes
and candy for halloween.
Somebody to hit the family thanksgiving dinner
with her so she dont look like a un-wedable
whore with unruly b*stard kids who will never
help in her getting married.
Christmas.......christmas is a mutha fukka
during christmas.

If youre not playing favorites throw
dikk like a javelin,let the ladies know
about each other and get your competition
plates and gifts from yo fall and winter lineup.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I appreciate that, bruh!

The music is on point like always!

We out chea mane!!

 

[I love Latina women]

We out chea mane!!

 

[WaveWhisperer]

.
Christmas.......christmas is a mutha fukka
during christmas.

Breh, thank you for the game. This got me rollin though

 

[Cat piss martini]

Breh, thank you for the game. This got me rollin though

We fam man.
I cant take the game with me.
Any way i can help it's done.

 

[Cat piss martini]

phone lines are open on this
fine brisk sunday.
what ya'll do over the weekend???
Jungle love Radio!

 

[Volt]

New girl at the job got me acting unwise.

Looks like legit wife material, but she's 7 years older, 35.

Any tips on cuffing older women?

 

[Cat piss martini]

New girl at the job got me acting unwise.

Looks like legit wife material, but she's 7 years older, 35.

Any tips on cuffing older women?

Dont fukk up the paper over coochie.
If she's the only chick you wanna hit there
you may be good but broads will set your
life on fire out of jealousy.
let her push up on you and make sure
she's serious.
older women dont play as many games.
she will offer you p*ssy while looking
you dead in the eyes so dont blink.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Today Feel's Purple.......know i'm Talmbout?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Nursing a hangover and got time this morning.
Jungle love radio.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Cuffin Season is upon us and in full gear.
They are gonna be acting right out here
for the next 4-5 months for those playing
favorites and living in states that get fall-winter weather.
Broads you aint been able to catch up with
all summer are gonna be texting ( sup big head )
( want some company ) ( been meaning to catch up ) etc.
Stock up on Condoms,Soap and Bottles of alcohol.
They are ready to lay up and fukk,Order doordash,
Get fukked up and fukk again.

Jungle Love Radio!

 

[Redwood]

Bumped. Is it way too early to start resolutions for the new year @Cat piss martini