The Catpiss Advice Column.

[MischievousMonkey]

Long distance relationships are the shyt.
Broads aint up in your space every day,
You have free range on stray draws in peace,
And she's gonna do more to keep your attention.
Gifts/Money/Food.

When you put it like that

 

[Redwood]

If youre gonna cuff do it responsibly.
Be the Life and the Death of the Party.
When a chick is at the crib let her drank
and smoke good like you do.
When she's ready to leave.....no to go cups
and put the weed out.

You made the LDR sound a little bit more bearable breh

 

[Cat piss martini]

You made the LDR sound a little bit more bearable breh

The only men that cant deal with
long distant relationships are those
whos hearts flutter with amour and
crippled by not knowing what she's
doing 24/7
Most are driven to madness with scenarios
they make up in their own minds.
Her bent over,biting her bottom lip,
telling him to pick a hole and make it hurt etc.
insecurity destroy long distant relationships.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

The only men that cant deal with
long distant relationships are those
whos hearts flutter with amour and
crippled by not knowing what she's
doing 24/7
Most are driven to madness with scenarios
they make up in their own minds.
Her bent over,biting her bottom lip,
telling him to pick a hole and make it hurt etc.
insecurity destroy long distant relationships.

All facts

I think you need trust & confidence to make it work, but as you pointed out it's great when you're independent

This motivated me all the more to try it out

 

[Cat piss martini]

All facts

I think you need trust & confidence to make it work, but as you pointed out it's great when you're independent

This motivated me all the more to try it out

Go for it Relative.

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

His advice good

https://spotify.link/rcOh48f2HDb

 

[shopthatwrecks]

oh be oh be yooooooooooooo!!

 

[Cat piss martini]

oh be oh be yooooooooooooo!!

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[Neuromancer]

Do you think marriage benefits men in any way?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Do you think marriage benefits men in any way?

Marriage is like church,rehab and alcoholic's anonymous.
it's for quitters.....

 

[nose hair]

Classic thread @Cat piss martini

 

[Cat piss martini]

Classic thread @Cat piss martini

Appreciate that relative.......here to help
my people through this madness.

 

[nose hair]

Appreciate that relative.......here to help
my people through this madness.

Yessir, bruh!

Lord knows we all need some help from time to time.